Yingwoo returned to the inn to pack up and prepare to leave, but saw Tie Dan standing outside the inn looking around. When Yingwoo came out, Tie Dan ran over and shouted, "Boss!" but stumbled awkwardly as he approached.
"Why are you calling me boss?"
"Boss, I've decided to follow you and travel the rivers and lakes, wielding my sword to eliminate evil!"
"No, you have no skills at all, it's too dangerous."
"Boss, the deity won't manifest again. This temple will be the same as before sooner or later. If I don't go with you, do you want me to starve to death here?"
"Stop it, I think you're imagining me traveling around the world, riding all kinds of 'horses'! It's better to learn some skills, is that the 'horse' you want to ride for free?!"
"A 'horse' that doesn't cost money? Boss is talking about being a Flower thief? Oh? How is that possible? I mean, as long as we occasionally visit some wealthy and unscrupulous households, make some connections, and then take the offerings to various brothels, isn't that killing two birds with one stone? Boss, don't you think so?"
"Your calculations are quite clever, isn't that just like riding a free horse?"
"Oh no, boss, this is quite different. Think about it, those wealthy and unscrupulous people must be doing bad things and not doing good deeds. When we strengthen some offerings, those who have been bullied by them will surely applaud. What's wrong with that? Furthermore, we take it to the brothels and generously reward those poor women, helping them earn enough to leave their hardships behind. This is immeasurable merit. Thirdly, that... um... this..."
Yingwoo saw him and asked, "What's three? Is there something that can't be said?"
"This is it... I'll tell you honestly, I'm not afraid of your laughter. My nature is robust, far more than ordinary people multiplied by several times again, plus my extraordinary innate talent, I need to take on a few dozen women each time, and general girls will definitely not be able to withstand it. I won't possibly marry that many old wives either. If I were to force myself to be intimate with a virtuous woman from a good family, firstly I lack the skill, secondly I lack the courage, thirdly one wouldn't even be enough for a gap in my teeth. Now you're following me, and of course you won't want me to do these things. You're a good big boss, naturally you don't bear to see me unsatisfied, so my spirit becomes exceptional, thinking about it again and only letting me go to the wine shop to vent it off."
Yingwoo listened to Tie Dan's words and his head was in a spin, unable to think of anything to say back, and could only say, "Looks like I really have to bring you along, always ready to take you to visit the wine shop to find women, so as to prevent you from going crazy and doing bad things. Otherwise, when the time comes, we can just say it's all my fault for not bringing you to visit the wine shop to find women, which would lead to great troubles."
"Boss, don't say that. Anyway, we're going to the brothel together, and when we get there, I'll let you have all the young and pretty ones. I only care about quantity, so the quality can be so-so. Boss, you have such a legitimate reason to visit the brothel and ride the 'steeds' across the country. Why not enjoy it? Let's hit the road, boss!"
Yingwoo couldn't argue with him, so he let him go.
Tie Dan brought over two horses, one of which had two packages on top. It seems he had planned this in advance, ready to hit the road.
Actually, Tie Dan is afraid to stay here. If the truth is revealed, even if he is not beaten to death, he will probably not escape the fate of being castrated. Therefore, even if Yingwoo does not accept him, he will definitely escape overnight.
As for how to solve his sexual desire in the future, he will probably have to find another temple and use his old tricks again.
Now that Yingwoo is willing to be his boss and take him to travel the world, it is naturally the best option.
Two people mounted their horses and left the small town.
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