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John slammed the card onto the ground, and a cloud of smoke dispersed, revealing a black cylindrical object. From a distance, it looked like a Rice Cooker; up close, it still resembled a Rice Cooker; and upon closer inspection, it was undeniably a Rice Cooker.
(I’m just filling in words here. Hmph, I saved so many words on the last page, so I’m making up for it now. This isn’t to tell you how hard it is, but rather to reclaim what I’ve lost.)
【Treasure: Supreme Old Lord's Funny Alchemy Stove】
Effect: Toss materials into the Alchemical Furnace, and it will automatically produce pills, reducing the cumbersome processes involved. It’s truly a blessing for combatants—no need for charging, clean energy, and you deserve to have it. Call now for an instant 20% discount; act fast if you want to purchase!
Official Commentary: Please recognize the official commentary; isn’t this just a Rice Cooker?
(Asking: Does anyone know which animated series this is from? Hehehe, just a reminder to my Queen!)
How did this introduction end up being so lengthy? I wonder what this Template Reward Treasure is about? Has it been invaded by some mysterious power?
John looked at the Treasure he had drawn from the Lord template last month and couldn’t help but scoff. Sure, there were more notes about it, but it was useful. All he needed to do was toss various items inside.
Right? After all, that’s what the instruction manual said. Let’s see… I’ll open the lid first.
He placed the medicinal herbs and the main ingredient, a Magic Wolf Heart, one by one into the cooker, closed the lid, and turned the knob.
Cooking rice, making porridge, reheating food—Alchemy! Yes, that’s it.
The countdown clock began. As he thought about the time while adjusting the knob, the moment he pressed the start button, the Alchemical Furnace—Rice Cooker—started making sounds.
Damn, isn’t that just the sound a Rice Cooker makes?
John couldn’t deceive himself any longer; fine, if it’s a Rice Cooker, then so be it. He pulled out his next treasure from his pocket.
【Treasure: Snack Bag】
Effect: Four random childhood snacks will be produced daily.
(This was from last month’s Treasure draw on the Lord template; don’t say I forgot to draw; there are no draws left now.)
Let me see what today’s offerings are.
Wahaha Calcium, Chou Gan Zi, Little Chef (the comic version of Journey to the West), Qin Qin Shrimp Strips.
Not to mention they’re all John’s favorites—especially Chou Gan Zi. Despite being a chef by profession, he could never replicate that flavor; perhaps that’s just the taste of childhood.
Damn it, what a rip-off—just one piece! The merchants these days are really heartless.
He kept sucking on his fingers to savor the flavor while wondering when he would get to draw again next time.
With Chou Gan Zi finished, he flipped through Little Chef's Journey to the West comic while munching on Qin Qin Shrimp Strips and sipping calcium milk as he waited for the countdown of the Alchemical Furnace (Rice Cooker).
Once upon a time, there were those little comic strips that came free with instant noodles. Even though they were just a few pages long, their brilliance far surpassed many of today's animated shows! Just look at the cartoons nowadays; it's truly disheartening. Take that so-called pink hairdryer, for instance—it somehow comes to life, and the dialogue is so mind-numbingly silly that it's hard to bear.
Well, it's entertaining, I suppose.
As he grabbed another handful of Qin Qin Shrimp Strips and stuffed them into his mouth, he chewed vigorously for a moment before suddenly feeling a wave of greasiness wash over him. He reached for the calcium milk beside him and took a big gulp. Although the Qin Qin Shrimp Strips were delicious, eating too many could easily become overwhelming. He needed something else to counteract that discomfort.
If only he had a bottle of cola.
Just then, a crisp ding echoed through the air.
Oh? Could it be done?
John, who had been lazily slouched in his chair, finally stood up at the sound, moving at a leisurely pace toward the Alchemical Furnace. Following his long-established habit, even though time had passed, he decided to let it simmer a bit longer. After all, if it wasn't cooked for enough time, there was a good chance the finished product would come out damp and not achieve the desired dryness.
Finally, the timer indicated that it was time.
He took a deep breath and carefully lifted the lid. In an instant, a rich aroma wafted toward him, filling his nostrils with its enticing scent.
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