The CEO Can't Touch My Armpit Hair 31: Chapter 31
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"Ha... ha ha ha..." 0
 
The Beeswax Master was forcefully pinned to the ground, the heel of a high-heeled shoe pressing deeply into his cheek, yet an unusual expression of happiness spread across his face. 0
 
"This... this kind of treatment..." 0
 
Blood oozed from the corner of his mouth, but his face bore a bizarre satisfaction. His voice was weak yet filled with delight, as if he had fallen into an inexplicable ecstasy. 0
 
"Hehe... in our industry... this is a perk..." 0
 
His voice whispered like a dream, as if savoring some extreme pleasure. His gaze was vacant, as though his soul had drifted to another realm. 0
 
"...What?" 0
 
Alice Mao's originally cold expression faltered slightly, her beautiful brows furrowing in evident disgust at his words. 0
 
"Tsk... you can't possibly be a pervert, can you?" 0
 
Without hesitation, she pressed down harder with her heel, forcing the Beeswax Master's face deeper into the ground. The gravel dug painfully into him, and the blood at the corner of his mouth thickened. 0
 
However— 0
 
The Beeswax Master trembled violently, but not from pain; rather, it was from... excitement?! 0
 
"Ugh... ugh..." 0
 
"This... this is... the peak of my profession...?" 0
 
 
He revealed a twisted smile, his eyes shimmering with an unusual light, as if everything was part of his plan. 0
 
Alice Mao furrowed her brows deeper, goosebumps rising all over her body. 0
 
"Ugh... you Razor Cult members are truly... disgusting..." 0
 
In that instant— 0
 
"Click!" 0
 
A faint mechanical sound echoed from the chest of the Beeswax Master! 0
 
Alice Mao's expression changed in an instant, immediately sensing something was wrong!!! 0
 
"Oh no!!!" 0
 
The Beeswax Master had hidden a Beeswax Bomb within his clothing!!! 0
 
"Hahahahaha!!!!!!!" 0
 
The Beeswax Master laughed maniacally, his gaze frenzied, his voice filled with a determination for Mutual Destruction! 0
 
"Alice Mao!!! You underestimated me!!!" 0
 
"Since I cannot purify you, let us disappear together!!!" 0
 
He yanked the bomb's fuse with all his might!!! 0
 
 
"Let us ascend together, dying beneath these high heels; at least... we shall be flamboyant even in death!!!" 0
 
"Beep beep beep beep——!!!" 0
 
Beeswax Bomb activated!!! 0
 
"Beep beep beep beep——!!!" 0
 
The alarm grew increasingly frantic, the shadow of death drawing near!!! 0
 
Alice Mao's eyes sharpened; she knew she had no time to hesitate! 0
 
"Hiss——!!!" 0
 
Without a moment's delay, she reached for the battle suit woven from Hair, yanked it off her body, and hurled it towards Beeswax Master!!! 0
 
"Boom!!!!!!!" 0
 
In the next instant, an explosion erupted!!! 0
 
Flames, shockwaves, and a deafening roar of the blast— 0
 
But miraculously— 0
 
All the explosive force was absorbed by that Hair battle suit!!! 0
 
This garment was not made of ordinary fabric; it was crafted by Alice Mao herself, utilizing the cutting-edge "Ultimate Hair Weaving Technique," with defensive capabilities rivaling the most advanced military armor!!! 0
 
 
"Uh... no... it's impossible!!!" 0
 
The beeping finally ceased, the smoke dissipated, and all that remained on the ground was the Beeswax Master, tightly wrapped in battle gear like a cocoon, completely immobilized!!! 0
 
This suicidal attack had been completely neutralized!!! 0
 
Alice Mao elegantly adjusted her long hair and sneered, "Hmph, is this what you Razor Cult call 'Mutual Destruction'? Pathetic." 0
 
She flicked her silvery hair and prepared to turn away— 0
 
However!!! 0
 
—"Swoosh—!!!!" 0
 
In that instant— 0
 
A strange, otherworldly wind suddenly surged in!!! 0
 
This wind carried an eerie aura from another realm, distorting the air around it, lifting dust from the ground to form a bizarre vortex!!! 0
 
"What?!" 0
 
Alice Mao abruptly halted, keenly sensing something amiss! 0
 
Her silver hair fluttered slightly, as if warning her of the impending danger!!! 0
 
"Buzz buzz buzz buzz—" 0
 
 
Amidst the thick clouds of smoke, a strange beam of seven-colored light slowly gathered together!!! 0
 
The light flowed like liquid mercury, shimmering with indescribable hues!!! 0
 
This radiance belonged to no color of the natural world; it was eerie and oppressive, carrying an irresistible mysterious power!!! 0
 
"What is this…?!!" 0
 
Alice Mao's pupils constricted as her instincts screamed at her—this light must not be struck!!! 0
 
In that moment, only one possible answer surfaced in her mind— 0
 
—"Hairless God!!!" 0
 
The Razor Cult's ultimate trump card had finally made its appearance!!! 0
 
"Buzz——!!!!" 0
 
The seven-colored beam shone brightly, instantly merging into a singularity, coalescing into a light of ultimate judgment!!! 0
 
This beam resembled an aesthetic judgment from an unknown dimension, imbued with an unstoppable destructive purity!!! 0
 
"This is bad…!!!" 0
 
Alice Mao instinctively sensed the extreme danger; she immediately whipped her silver-white hair to form a defensive barrier!!! 0
 
However— 0
 
 
"Swish!!!!" 0
 
Her silver hair was suddenly pierced by the Seven-Colored Light!!! 0
 
"Ahhhhhh!!!—" 0
 
Alice Mao let out a painful wail!!! 0
 
Her body staggered backward as she covered her hair, staring in disbelief at the hole that had been burned through!!! 0
 
In that moment, her heart was filled with terror!!! 0
 
—Her long hair, cared for through countless treatments, sculpted by the passage of time, shone with the pinnacle brilliance of hair artistry... 0
 
—But this strange Seven-Colored Light could actually penetrate it?! 0
 
"This is impossible..." 0
 
Cold sweat beaded on Alice Mao's forehead as her trembling hands touched the damaged strands; she couldn't comprehend— 0
 
What kind of power was this?! 0
 
"Get back!!!" 0
 
She screamed loudly, but it was already too late!!! 0
 
—At that moment!!! 0
 
 
“Boom!!!!” 0
 
A terrifying flash of light erupted, like the sun bursting forth, consuming everything!!! 0
 
“Ahhhh—!!!” 0
 
The butler and security guards of the mansion, who had just bravely rushed forward, were instantly engulfed by the colorful beams of light!!! 0
 
Alice Mao watched in horror— 0
 
As the flash faded, they all lay on the ground, motionless…!!! 0
 
“No… it’s impossible…!!!” 0
 
She trembled as she stepped forward, her eyes widening in shock!!! 0
 
—Those people still wore their clothes, their skin remained smooth… 0
 
—but their hair had completely vanished!!! 0
 
—Whether it was their hair, eyebrows, eyelashes, beards, or even the fine hairs on their arms, everything had disappeared without a trace!!! 0
 
—not a single hair remained!!! 0
 
“What… what is this…?!” 0
 
Alice Mao felt a chill run down her spine; she had never witnessed such a terrifying phenomenon as the “Absolute Smooth Martial Arts”!!! 0
 
 
This is no longer just about "Hair Removal" — 0
 
This is a thorough judgment against Hair!!! 0
 
At that moment— 0
 
Swish— 0
 
A strange figure slowly emerged from the remnants of the flashing light. 0
 
Swish— 0
 
On the smoke-filled battlefield, a transcendent white figure stepped forward with steady strides, exuding an oppressive aura that sent chills down everyone's spine, as if a deity had descended. 0
 
He wore a simple white towel, his bare skin was incredibly Smooth, resembling the purest sculpture, devoid of any Hair, not even the trace of a pore. 0
 
His features were so perfect that they were almost blinding, yet he had no eyebrows, no eyelashes, and not a single hair!!! 0
 
He radiated an inviolable aura of sanctity, yet there was something eerily strange about him. 0
 
"…Hairless God." 0
 
Ye Mo Li's Armpit Braid trembled slightly, as if sensing an instinctive threat. 0
 
She and the Laser Blade Master had to interrupt their battle because at that moment, both sides knew — the arrival of this person would change everything!!! 0
 
"This… is this the ultimate warrior of the Razor Cult?!" 0
 
 
Ye Mo Li clenched his fists, his expression grave as he stared at the man whose entire body was unnaturally smooth. A question arose in his mind— 0
 
How on earth did he achieve this?!! 0
 
Not only was there no hair, but even the "traces of pores" were completely absent!!! 0
 
Could this… still be considered human?! 0
 
“...Tsk!” 0
 
The Laser Blade Master gasped for breath, his knees trembling slightly. His black clothing was riddled with holes and marked with whip scars, looking extremely tragic!!! 0
 
A flicker of terror crossed his eyes; clearly, he hadn’t anticipated that the battle would reach such a dire state!!! 0
 
Ye Mo Li glanced at him coldly and said— 0
 
“What’s wrong? Aren’t you going to continue fighting?” 0
 
The corners of the Laser Blade Master’s mouth twitched slightly, his gaze fierce, yet he did not retort immediately. 0
 
It was evident that he had indeed fallen into a disadvantage!!! 0
 
As for the other side— 0
 
The battle between the Electric Razor Samurai and Halgaen had long since escalated beyond recognition!!! 0
 
Faintly, one could hear the distant buzzing of the Razor spinning at high speed, along with the sound of long hair whipping through the air, as if the two had retreated to some hidden battlefield where life and death hung in the balance!!! 0
 
 
"Damn it..." 0
 
The Laser Blade Master gritted his teeth, his eyes flickering with unwilling rage! 0
 
This battle was supposed to be his desperate counterattack to wash away the shame... 0
 
But Ye Mo Li's Underarm Hair Divine Skill was too bizarre; each attack moved like a living creature, leaving him utterly defenseless! 0
 
"I have to win... I must win!!!" 0
 
The Laser Blade Master’s eyes turned bloodshot as he trembled, trying to rise again— 0
 
However— 0
 
"Swish..." 0
 
As the Hairless God approached, the Laser Blade Master's body suddenly froze! 0
 
"…!" 0
 
His legs felt as if they were locked by some invisible pressure, rendering him completely immobile! 0
 
"What... what is this?!" 0
 
The Laser Blade Master widened his eyes, cold sweat pouring down his forehead! 0
 
This sense of oppression... was even stronger than Ye Mo Li's Armpit Hair?! 0
 
 
"Laser Blade Master... you have tried hard..." 0
 
The voice of the Hairless God was deep, yet carried an irresistible sense of judgment. 0
 
"But your heart... still clings to the past Hair..." 0
 
"Therefore, you cannot become a true follower of Smooth." 0
 
The body of the Laser Blade Master trembled violently. 0
 
"No... no... I have followed the Razor Cult for so many years..." 0
 
"How could I... still have attachments?!" 0
 
He suddenly raised the Laser Blade Master, intending to launch another attack! 0
 
However— 0
 
"Swish—!!!" 0
 
The Hairless God waved his hand gently! 0
 
"Buzz buzz buzz buzz buzz—!!!" 0
 
An invisible Smooth wave instantly swept across the entire arena! 0
 
The body of the Laser Blade Master shook violently, as if struck by lightning. His mouth opened, but no sound came out! 0
 
 
"Your hair... has betrayed you." 0
 
"Let it disappear completely." 0
 
Buzz—!!! 0
 
In an instant, every single strand of hair on the Laser Blade Master turned to ash, vanishing without a trace!!! 0
 
"Ahhhhh!!!!" 0
 
The Laser Blade Master let out a piercing scream, collapsing to the ground!!! 0
 
He witnessed with his own eyes as his hair disappeared, turning into a wisp of dust that dissipated into the air!!! 0
 
 
 
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