The CEO Can't Touch My Armpit Hair 34: Chapter 34
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Buzz—!!! 0
 
The Laser Blade Master trembled as he crawled up from the collapsed stone pillar, his body covered in wounds, blood slowly trickling down his already bald, smooth skin. 0
 
His eyes remained hollow, and he gripped the Laser Blade tightly, though his arms trembled slightly... 0
 
"I... I'm not... defeated yet..." 0
 
He muttered through clenched teeth, forcing his swaying body to stabilize as he attempted to lift the laser blade once more for a final strike— 0
 
—But then!!! 0
 
"You traitor, lie down!!!" 0
 
Swish—!!!!! 0
 
A strand of silver hair struck like lightning!!! 0
 
"What...!!!" 0
 
The Laser Blade Master's pupils dilated in shock; before he could react, his neck was tightly ensnared by that silver whip!!! 0
 
"Hair Tassel Whip—!!!" 0
 
Alice Mao's eyes burned with fury as her long hair danced wildly, lifting the Laser Blade Master high into the air!!! 0
 
"Ahhhhh—!!!" 0
 
 
The body of the Laser Blade Master arced through the air, like a captured prey ruthlessly thrown against the stone wall! 0
 
"Boom——!!!!" 0
 
The wall shattered violently, debris scattering everywhere! 0
 
The Laser Blade Master's body fell like a broken kite, blood tracing an arc in the air before crashing heavily to the ground! 0
 
"Cough... cough cough..." 0
 
He writhed in pain for a moment, blood seeping from the corner of his mouth. The laser blade fell to the ground, flickering briefly before finally extinguishing. 0
 
The Laser Blade Master— 0
 
Officially fell! 0
 
"Finally... it's over." 0
 
Alice Mao tossed her long hair back, took a deep breath, and cast a cold gaze at her fallen enemy. 0
 
"You were once a supporter of Hair... but you chose to fall from grace..." 0
 
Her eyes held a hint of complexity, but it ultimately turned to indifference. 0
 
"Not worth pity." 0
 
—Thus, three of the Four Great Assassins were defeated! 0
 
 
At this moment, the entire cave fell into a brief silence. 0
 
All the followers of the Razor Cult looked on in terror at the fallen Laser Blade Master, their faces filled with despair and uncertainty. 0
 
"This... how is this possible...?" 0
 
"Three of the Four Great Assassins have actually been defeated?!" 0
 
"How can these heretics possess such power?!" 0
 
Yet, the only one still standing— 0
 
—the Hairless God—remained calm. 0
 
He slowly closed his eyes, took a deep breath, and then revealed a smile that was both intriguing and unsettling. 0
 
"Hahaha..." 0
 
The corners of the Hairless God's mouth curled upward, his gaze sharp and his presence overwhelmingly powerful, as if the very heavens and earth were bending to his will. 0
 
"At last... it’s just me left." 0
 
"Then let me show you—truly what the Smooth Divine Punishment is!!!" 0
 
—His aura surged like a tidal wave, overwhelming all in its path! 0
 
The followers of the Razor Cult gazed at the Hairless God with fervent admiration, as if they were about to witness history in the making. 0
 
 
However... 0
 
In truth... he was a bit flustered. 0
 
He had absolutely no powerful offensive skills!!! 0
 
The essence of the Hairless God was more akin to a support character in Dota-type games. 0
 
His main abilities were brainwashing, enhancing allies, and weakening the aesthetic sense of enemies, but when it came to close combat, he had virtually no effective means of attack... 0
 
"Tsk..." 0
 
He frowned slightly, his mind racing. 0
 
If he wanted to gather light beams to deal damage, he would need at least five to ten seconds of channeling time, which was nothing in a team fight. But in this three-on-one situation, before he even started to charge up, he would probably be knocked away by Ye Mo Li's Armpit Braid hundreds of times. 0
 
"I can't force it... these heretics are too tough to handle." 0
 
The Hairless God pondered as he quietly began to step back. 0
 
In this situation, his only option was to buy time and find the best opportunity to escape. 0
 
"Great followers—!" 0
 
"These heretics should not exist in this world!!!" 0
 
"For the Razor Cult! For the smoothing of the world!!! — Charge!!!" 0
 
 
The followers of the Razor Cult raised their arms in excitement, shouting fervently! 0
 
"Ahhhhh!!! Long Live Smoothness!!!" 0
 
"For the Razor Cult!!! Eliminate the Hair Heretics!!!" 0
 
Thus, a group of zealots charged madly towards Ye Mo Li and the others! 0
 
Meanwhile, the Hairless God quietly retreated towards the dark mouth of the tunnel. 0
 
"Good... this should buy them some time..." he thought coldly, quickening his pace as his heartbeat began to race. 0
 
—He couldn't let them discover that he was actually not very formidable. 0
 
—As long as he could survive, the Razor Cult still had a chance!!! 0
 
However... 0
 
"Vroom—!!!" 0
 
A swift gust of wind suddenly swept across the entire battlefield!!! 0
 
"Hairless God!!!" 0
 
 
The roar of Ye Mo Li echoed through the cave like thunder!!! 0
 
"Did you think you could escape?!" 0
 
Buzz—!!! 0
 
The heartbeat of the Hairless God quickened dramatically!!! 0
 
His legs trembled slightly, and a bead of cold sweat trickled down his forehead. 0
 
"Oh no... they have their sights set on me!!!" 0
 
He forced himself to steady his mind, quickly spreading his hands to gather light, preparing to unleash his final "Divine Punishment"!!! 0
 
—However... 0
 
"Hey hey!!! Take this!!!" 0
 
Smack—!!! 0
 
A small stone struck the Hairless God's forehead with a thud!!! 0
 
"Ahhh—!!!" 0
 
He stumbled back, his hands instantly loosening, causing the light beams he had just begun to gather to shatter into nothingness!!! 0
 
"Who?! Who dares—!!!" 0
 
 
He looked up in sheer terror, only to see Shen Dudu standing there with her hands on her hips, fuming! 0
 
"What’s wrong?! Baldy, didn’t see this coming, did you?!" 0
 
Shen Dudu proudly shook the stone in her hand and threw another one at him! 0
 
"The Razor Cult is so strong, how could you be scared of a stone?!" 0
 
"Is it that you have no combat power at all? Were you just pretending to be tough earlier?!" 0
 
"You really are a pathetic support character!!!" 0
 
Hairless God’s face turned red with anger, trembling in rage! 0
 
"You—!!! You lowly hair dealer!!!" 0
 
But before he could finish his sentence, two Armpit Braids whipped around like raging dragons, instantly binding his body! 0
 
"Wha... what?!" 0
 
"This power—!!!" 0
 
"—Don’t even think about escaping!!!" 0
 
Ye Mo Li's eyes burned with fury as she tightened the Armpit Braids fiercely! 0
 
 
“Ahhhhh—!!!” 0
 
The body of the Hairless God was mercilessly suspended in midair, his limbs thrashing wildly, yet he could not escape!!! 0
 
“Followers!!!” 0
 
Ye Mo Li's voice echoed throughout the cave!!! 0
 
“Open your eyes and look!!! This so-called ‘Hairless God’!!! This is your revered leader!!!” 0
 
She forcefully swung her Armpit Braid, making the Hairless God's body sway back and forth!!! 0
 
“Just moments ago, he commanded you to charge into battle, to use your own flesh and blood to shield us from his attacks—” 0
 
“But what about him?! He’s sneaking away towards the tunnel entrance!!!” 0
 
“Did you think he would sacrifice himself for you?! Wrong!!! He only uses you, treating you like disposable trash!!!” 0
 
“In his eyes, you are nothing at all!!!” 0
 
The followers of the Razor Cult began to waver!!! 0
 
“This… this can’t be real…” 0
 
“Master… are you really going to escape?” 0
 
“But… but we’ve always believed in him…” 0
 
 
"If he is truly that great, why doesn't he step up himself?" 0
 
"Exactly! He was just standing at the farthest point!!!" 0
 
"He sends us to our deaths while hiding behind us..." 0
 
The hearts of the Razor Cult followers began to crumble!!! 0
 
A flicker of fear crossed the Hairless God's eyes as he struggled desperately, shouting in anger!!! 0
 
"Shut up!!! Heretics!!! These followers fight for a greater ideal!!!" 0
 
"Their sacrifices are glorious!!!" 0
 
"Smooth is the only truth!!! How could you possibly understand—" 0
 
"Shut up!!!" 0
 
Ye Mo Li suddenly exerted force, using the Armpit Braid to slam the Hairless God hard into the ground!!! 0
 
Bang——!!!! 0
 
The Hairless God's body crashed into the earth, creating a deep pit and kicking up a cloud of dust!!! 0
 
His Smooth body finally became a mess. 0
 
"Now... do you still want to fight for such a person?!" 0
 
 
Ye Mo Li's voice thundered, shaking the hearts of all who heard it! 0
 
The followers began to waver… 0
 
Their hands trembled… 0
 
Their faith started to crumble!!! 0
 
"What… what is happening…?" 0
 
"Lord Hairless God… do you really see us as mere tools…?" 0
 
"Should we… should we continue fighting?!" 0
 
Lord Hairless God stared wide-eyed at the followers who were gradually awakening, his heart sinking into panic!!! 0
 
 
 
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