The CEO Can't Touch My Armpit Hair 35: Chapter 35
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墨書 Inktalez
"Smooth Pope is still carrying out Divine Punishment...!!!" 0
 
"And you spineless cowards dare to waver at this moment?!" 0
 
"How dare you question my orders?! You filthy Hair followers are not worthy of the Smooth God's salvation!!!" 0
 
The voice of the Hairless God was deafening, as if it sought to consume everything with its fury!!! 0
 
However, his words did not ignite the fervor of the followers; instead, they chilled their hearts even further. 0
 
—"We... are not worthy?" 0
 
—"Are we... merely your tools?" 0
 
The expressions of the followers gradually grew silent and indifferent. 0
 
"...We fought with all our might, sacrificing everything for the Razor Cult, only to be treated as disposable pawns...?" 0
 
"Since childhood, we have been indoctrinated with the belief that Smooth is beauty, told that body hair is unclean, that Hair should not exist..." 0
 
"We sacrificed everything, offering up our hair, eyebrows, eyelashes... even every tiny strand of Hair on our bodies was shaved clean..." 0
 
"But now, I realize..." 0
 
"The higher-ups of the Razor Cult do not care about our faith, do not care about our sacrifices; they only care about whether they can survive..." 0
 
"They treat us like disposable Razors, used and thrown away..." 0
 
"What kind of Smooth salvation is this?!" 0
 
 
"This is nothing but a scam!!!" 0
 
"I... I've had enough!!!!" 0
 
— "Shh—!!!" 0
 
A follower unhesitatingly threw their black Razor Cult robe harshly onto the ground!!! 0
 
"I don't believe anymore! I don't believe anymore!!!" 0
 
— "Smash—!!!" 0
 
Another follower shattered the Razor Cult's emblem—the Absolute Smooth Ring—on the ground!!! 0
 
"From now on, I will no longer serve the Smooth Church!!!" 0
 
"I want to return to the embrace of Hair!!!" 0
 
"I want my body hair to grow freely!!!" 0
 
"I want my eyebrows to grow back—!!!" 0
 
"This is our freedom!!!" 0
 
— "Rustle rustle rustle!!!" 0
 
The followers began to discard their black robes one by one, turning to leave the cave!!! 0
 
Some even knelt on the ground in excitement, holding their heads and weeping—finally, their souls were free from years of bondage!!! 0
 
 
"We were wrong... we have always been wrong..." 0
 
"This is not the redemption we sought..." 0
 
"We have only been stripping away our own instincts... suffering endlessly..." 0
 
"Goodbye, Razor Cult!!!" 0
 
"I will not be brainwashed any longer!!!!!!!" 0
 
—The Razor Cult is officially collapsing!!! 0
 
The Hairless God watched all of this, his fists clenched, his face pale, filled with fear and anger!!! 0
 
"You foolish traitors!!!!" 0
 
"The Divine Punishment delivered by the Smooth Pope will make you regret everything!!!!" 0
 
However, the followers no longer paid him any heed. One by one, they discarded their black robes and stepped out of the cave into the light!!! 0
 
Ye Mo Li quietly observed everything, slowly releasing her grip on the Hairless God's Armpit Braid. 0
 
"Is this what you believe in, Razor Cult?" 0
 
She said coldly— 0
 
"A religion that cannot even protect its own followers, only exploiting others' faith?" 0
 
"...You have lost." 0
 
 
The gaze of the Hairless God began to tremble!!! 0
 
“No... it’s impossible…” 0
 
“The Razor Cult... how could this happen…” 0
 
“Smooth is the only truth…!!!” 0
 
He murmured to himself, his eyes filled with despair… 0
 
—The Razor Cult was plunging into the abyss of destruction!!! 0
 
“Father… did you see this?” 0
 
Ye Mo Li stood silently before the Hairless God, looking down at this once-mighty man who now knelt on the ground. 0
 
The Hairless God trembled all over, his mouth slightly opening and closing as if he wanted to say something, but all words were stuck in his throat. 0
 
He had never imagined that one day… he would be defeated so utterly. 0
 
His proud beliefs had been shattered. 0
 
His followers were leaving him one by one. 0
 
Everything he had built was collapsing around him. 0
 
Slowly, he raised his head, his once-bright eyes now dull and vacant as they gazed at Ye Mo Li. 0
 
Yet… 0
 
 
At that moment, Ye Mo Li's gaze was icy, devoid of any compassion. 0
 
"Hairless God..." 0
 
"You have destroyed countless people's hair, taken away my father's dignity and glory..." 0
 
"Now, you should experience this kind of pain yourself." 0
 
Tap, tap, tap— 0
 
At that moment, a pair of round little hands presented a familiar bottle of hair care product to Ye Mo Li. 0
 
Shen Dudu stood beside her, a mischievous smile playing at the corners of her mouth as she shook the conditioner in her hand. 0
 
"The best way to completely break someone is to make them accept the aesthetic they dread the most..." 0
 
"Now, let's help Hairless God regain the gift of hair!" 0
 
Ye Mo Li glanced at the bottle in her hand, a cold smile curling at her lips. 0
 
—Razor Revenge Conditioner. 0
 
—Extreme Potent Follicle Regeneration Technology, allowing those who have lost their hair to experience explosive regrowth in a short time!!! 0
 
Without hesitation, she opened the cap, and a rich medicinal fragrance wafted through the air. 0
 
"No... no!!!" 0
 
The Hairless God suddenly widened his eyes in terror, shaking his head frantically!!! 0
 
 
"What... what is this?!!!" 0
 
"Stop!!! Stop it!!!!" 0
 
However— 0
 
Ye Mo Li gave him no chance to resist!!! 0
 
"Feel the grace of Hair!!!" 0
 
Splash—!!!!! 0
 
The conditioner poured out from the bottle, drenching the Hairless God’s head without reservation!!! 0
 
Buzzing—!!!!! 0
 
The liquid instantly penetrated his skin!!! 0
 
—Hair cells began to resurrect wildly!!! 0
 
—His long-dead hair follicles, under this miraculous technological force, started to grow at an astonishing speed!!! 0
 
"Ahhhhh—!!!!!!!" 0
 
The Hairless God cried out in agony, his body convulsing violently!!! 0
 
His scalp, brow bones, arms, chest, and even his entire body were overwhelmed as countless hairs grew wildly like weeds!!! 0
 
Hair cascaded down like a waterfall, while black stubble crept across his chin like a fierce jungle!!! 0
 
 
Hair erupted wildly, even sprouting dense curls between the gaps of his knuckles and toes! 0
 
In an instant, his body transformed from a smooth, porcelain-skinned hairless man into a beast covered in hair! 0
 
"What... what is happening...?!" 0
 
The Hairless God trembled as he touched his face, his fingertips brushing against the unusually thick beard, and his heart shattered completely! 0
 
"No, no, no, no, no!!!!" 0
 
"This is impossible!!! This is a curse!!! This is a nightmare!!!" 0
 
"My smooth...!!! My smooth...!!!!" 0
 
"Ahhhhh——!!!!" 0
 
The Hairless God clutched his head and wept, letting out a deafening wail!!! 0
 
—At that moment, the highest faith of the Razor Cult collapsed!!! 0
 
Ye Mo Li coldly observed this scene, her Armpit Braid swaying gently. 0
 
"This is the retribution you deserve." 0
 
She turned to look at those who remained in the cave, terrified remnants of the Razor Cult. 0
 
"And what about you?" 0
 
She tilted her head slightly, her gaze sharp as a knife. 0
 
 
"Do we really have to keep following this 'Hair Monster'?" 0
 
The followers of the Razor Cult stumbled back in fear, their eyes wide as they beheld the Hairless God, now covered in hair, and a deep sense of dread washed over them. 0
 
"Is this... still the Hairless God...?" 0
 
"How did he end up like this...?" 0
 
"He’s even hairier than we are!!!!" 0
 
"This is too disgusting!!! I can't take it anymore!!! I'm leaving!!!" 0
 
The remnants of the Razor Cult completely collapsed, screaming as they scattered in all directions!!! 0
 
The Hairless God had become the very thing he despised most!!! 0
 
"Ahhhhh!!!!" 0
 
"Oh Smooth Pope, save me!!!!" 0
 
He wept bitterly, collapsing to the ground, trembling and wailing amidst the sea of hair!!! 0
 
Yet, all of this... 0
 
Was already beyond redemption!!! 0
 
 
 
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