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Li Yunyang, in a moment of impulsiveness, reached out and wrapped his arms around Xiang Xueer's delicate waist. In a swift motion, he flipped over, pinning her beneath him, his hot breath rhythmically hitting her cheeks, making her feel as if her body was on fire.
Xiang Xueer stared wide-eyed at the ceiling, only to realize she was the one being pinned down. Instantly, she pressed a hand firmly against his face and shouted, "What are you doing? Who allowed you to be on top? Get off me; I want to be on top!"
"Wow, what are you doing?" Li Yunyang yelled in anger. Xiang Xueer's elbow pressed hard against his face, and with a flushed face, he cried out in pain, "Dead Girl, have you gone mad? You kissed me first! Besides, why should you be on top?"
"So what if I do!" Xiang Xueer's expression darkened as she extended her leg and kneed him. Then, gripping his shoulder with one hand and using her waist strength, she swiftly executed a 180-degree turn, flipping Li Yunyang back under her.
Li Yunyang turned his head to check their positions; his face twitched several times. Thus began their playful struggle on the bed, each refusing to give way, effectively extinguishing the sparks they had managed to ignite.
"Dead Girl, you're not allowed to ride on me; get off!"
"I insist on riding you; if you have the ability, push me down!"
"Ah!" Li Yunyang roared in frustration as he exerted all his strength to try to dislodge the comfortably seated Xiang Xueer. However, this woman seemed rooted to the spot, not moving an inch. Meanwhile, he was sweating profusely while she sat there with her arms crossed over her chest and legs wrapped around his waist, smiling down at him. Infuriated, he gritted his teeth and cursed, "If you weren't my wife, I'd use Azure Dragon Slash to take you down!"
"Oh really?" Xiang Xueer pouted and reached for the Azure Dragon Sword beside her, gesturing with her chin. "Then go ahead and take me down!"
As they were playfully tussling on the bed, they had no idea when Sima Zhao arrived. Standing at the door in shock, he watched the two of them in such an intimate position on the bed; the sight was too provocative for him. His handsome face darkened as he said, "You... you two really are a pair!"
"Huh?" The two turned their heads at the sound. Neither of them expected that after Xiang Xueer had kicked open the door earlier without closing it behind her, Sima Zhao had come in at some point and caught them in this compromising situation. She felt like she couldn't wash herself clean even if she jumped into the Yellow River.
Looking down at Li Yunyang beneath her, she quickly jumped off him and awkwardly explained, "That little boy isn't what you think; there's nothing between us!"
Sima Zhao watched as Li Yunyang slowly sat up from the bed and felt extremely uncomfortable inside. He had thought that Xiang Xueer was around his age and that they got along well; however, he never expected she was already taken. He then asked Li Yunyang directly, "Is that true?"
Li Yunyang glanced at Sima Zhao's expression and immediately realized the situation. He quickly stood up and wrapped his arm around Xiang Xueer's shoulder, saying, "What do you mean? She is my fiancée, so don't get any ideas about her!"
This idiot! Xiang Xueer turned her head, wanting to strangle him in that moment. Meanwhile, Sima Zhao's eyes reddened, and without saying a word, he turned and ran away. Panicking, she hurried after him for a few steps but found that he had already disappeared by the time she reached the door.
"Hey, hey, little boy, it's not like that; you've misunderstood!" Xiang Xueer said, nearly in tears. When she turned around, she found Li Yunyang staring at her with a righteous look on his face. "Don't even think about straying!"
Xiang Xueer was infuriated by his words. Straying? She reached out and pushed Li Yunyang out of the room. "Get out! Hurry up and get out! Just seeing you annoys me!"
"Hey!" Li Yunyang was decisively kicked out by her. As he looked up, the door slammed shut on his nose with a 'bang,' causing him to clutch his nose and tear up from the pain.
He muttered curses under his breath and was about to leave when he suddenly remembered something. He banged on the door and shouted, "Hey! My sword! Give me back my sword!"
The door creaked open, and Xiang Xueer glared at him with wide eyes before throwing his Azure Dragon Sword out. Then with a 'bang,' the door slammed shut again. Furious, he shouted, "Xiang Xueer, you barbaric woman! One day I will divorce you!"
Damn it! Xiang Xueer crossed her arms in anger and flopped onto the bed. She intended to use this to crush Li Yunyang's arrogance, but unfortunately, she ended up losing the little boy instead—what a huge loss.
Tossing and turning in bed, unable to sleep, she thought it best to rest quickly since she needed to continue investigating the Water Sprite matter tomorrow. She reached for the fish scale from her belt and looked at it, not even realizing when she had fallen asleep.
Ah, my 36, my perfect chest! In her drowsy state, Xiang Xueer seemed to see her stunning figure from when she was an assassin. She reached out to touch her chest.
Wow! The soft sensation felt amazing. My chest is back! No man will ever dare to say I'm flat-chested again; Lan Ran Qingtian, Fire King Handsome Guy, and even those two boys are all mine.
Xiang Xueer was so happy that she almost laughed out loud when suddenly she opened her eyes. Looking at the intersecting beams of the ceiling above her, she sighed deeply. "Ah, so it was just a dream!"
As soon as she opened her eyes, she had to face reality. When would the miserable life of an Exorcist come to an end? Xiang Xueer pouted and sat up with a grunt. Suddenly, she felt something was off; why did her chest feel so heavy? She looked down and nearly had her eyes pop out of their sockets.
"Ah, my breasts!" Xiang Xueer exclaimed as she stared at her prominently elevated chest. My God, this height and shape could easily rival the legendary 36, and it was definitely more than that.
"Hahaha, this is amazing! I thought I was dreaming, but my dream has come true! My 36 is really back!" Xiang Xueer jumped up three feet high, reaching out to touch her towering breasts repeatedly.
Suddenly, she felt something was not quite right. Shouldn't breasts be soft? Why are mine so hard? With a puzzled expression, she quickly took off her clothes. The moment she looked down, she was shocked.
What the hell? This isn't a chest; it's clearly two bulging mushrooms! Why, why have my breasts turned into mushrooms, and hard ones at that, with red spots and patterns...
"Ah!" A high-pitched scream startled everyone in the Ouyang Residence awake. Bowls of food nearly fell to the ground, tea drinkers almost choked to death, and Li Yunyang was jolted out of bed, nearly breaking his backside in the process.
"Ouch!" Li Yunyang sat on the floor, rubbing his rear while grumbling angrily, "What the hell? Who's screaming like a banshee so early in the morning? Do people not need sleep anymore?"
As he stood up while complaining, he noticed that his hand felt different while rubbing his backside; it felt furry. He reached back to grab it and found a fluffy gray tail. He gasped in shock.
"What the hell is this?" Confused, he followed the tail with his hand and turned his head only to be dumbfounded—it was a dog’s tail! And the most ridiculous part was that this dog’s tail was attached to his own backside.
"Ah!" Within less than a minute after the earlier scream, another howl erupted from the room. The bowl of food finally crashed to the ground, and the tea drinker had essentially choked to death.
Two colleagues rushed out of their rooms and exchanged glances. Then came another collective "Ah!" as a third scream echoed through the Ouyang Residence, driving everyone mad.
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