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"Don't, don't open it!" Li Yunyang's face instantly turned pale. Before he could stop them, the Album had already been opened by Lan Ran Qingtian and Lian Cheng Xue, and their expressions darkened immediately.
Inside the Album was a picture of a naked man and woman, and Lan Ran Qingtian's eyes nearly popped out. "What, what is this thing?"
Lian Cheng Xue's mouth dropped wide open, and both men's faces turned completely red. "Isn't this the Martial Arts Manual?"
It's over; my lifelong innocence has been completely ruined. Li Yunyang sat down on the ground, hanging his head in shame, wishing he could dig a hole to hide in. He truly felt he couldn't face anyone.
"What is it? What kind of manual is making you both look like this?" Duck asked as he approached the two, only to glance down at the Album and fall off Lian Cheng Xue's shoulder.
"Li... Li Yunyang, you pervert! How could you look at such shameless Album!" Duck pointed at Li Yunyang's nose and scolded him. He turned to glare at Platypus and shouted, "I didn't buy this book; that Dead Girl insisted on throwing it at me!"
"There's no need to argue about it now!" Lan Ran Qingtian quickly closed the book with a slap, blushing as he patted Li Yunyang's shoulder and returned the book to him. He asked earnestly, "Brother Li, I understand, I understand!"
Lian Cheng Xue simply closed his eyes and walked past him, too lazy to even glance at him. Li Yunyang was furious, his face contorted. "What do you understand? This book isn't mine!"
The two of them walked away as if there was a pile of dog poop in the middle of the road. Duck shot a disdainful glance at Li Yunyang before turning around and running off with his butt sticking out, leaving behind a parting remark: "Hurry up and leave; don't get infected by the pervert!"
It's just an Album about harem techniques! Why are they all looking down on me like this? Li Yunyang stood up angrily, picked up the book, and prepared to confront Xiang Xueer.
"Hey, Dead Girl, you explain to them clearly that this book isn't mine!" Li Yunyang pushed open Xiang Xueer's door in anger, only to see her changing clothes, with half of her outfit already off—she was left with only a red bellyband on her upper body.
"You damn lecher!" Xiang Xueer had several veins popping on her forehead as she grabbed a comb from the table and threw it at him. The sound of it hitting his forehead made him dizzy.
Xiang Xueer pushed him out the door and slammed it shut with a loud bang. "Perverted wolf, do you understand manners? You can't just barge in without knocking, trying to take advantage of me!"
"Who wants to take advantage?" Li Yunyang rubbed his forehead and shouted back, but when he turned around, he noticed Ling Zhu looking at him with a strange expression. He sighed suddenly and turned to leave.
What is going on today? Xiang Xueer inexplicably bought him a yellow Album, and it was bad enough that Lian Cheng Xue and Qingtian misunderstood him; now even Duck looked down on him, and now Ling Zhu couldn't even be bothered to acknowledge him.
"Ah! This is so unfair!" Li Yunyang was filled with anger but had nowhere to vent it. He could only return to his room, sulking. Now everyone thinks I'm a lecher.
He glanced sideways at the Album lying next to him. What exactly was drawn inside? When Xiang Xueer threw it at him earlier, he knew it must contain something shameful, but he hadn't looked at it at all.
Li Yunyang swallowed hard, turned his head to look around, and then secretly opened it. Inside were various scenes of women in different poses, causing his face to instantly turn beet red.
He quickly closed the book and hid it under his pillow, feeling his hot cheeks. "So that's how it is. No wonder Xiang Xueer laughed at me; just sleeping together doesn't lead to pregnancy. You have to reach the level depicted in the book!"
Thinking this way made Li Yunyang feel much better. It seemed that Xiang Xueer was still pure; haha, there's nothing to worry about now. Excitedly, he stood up and walked towards Xiang Xueer's room.
Just then, he ran into her as she was heading out with an AK-47. She saw Li Yunyang at the door and asked, "What are you doing here? I'm going out to cultivate!"
"Cultivate? Then I'll go with you!" Li Yunyang said cheerfully, following behind Xiang Xueer. She turned her head to look at his face and suddenly touched his arm. "Why the sudden change in attitude? Did you do something shameful?"
"I didn't!" Li Yunyang pouted and shook his head vigorously. "I was just watching you cultivate; don't think too much about it."
"Oh? Is that so?" Xiang Xueer looked closely at his face, which didn't seem convincing. Suddenly, she pulled him closer and raised an eyebrow as she leaned in. "Hahaha, did you look at the Album?"
As soon as Album was mentioned, the images inside were so embarrassing that he couldn't bear to look. He immediately blushed and vehemently denied, "I... I didn't look at any filthy things."
"Filthy things?" Xiang Xueer couldn't help but laugh, "Hahaha, this is really a case of 'not wanting to admit it.' How do you know it's filthy if you haven't looked? Seriously, just admit it. We're all adults here; there's no need to be so shy. When I was your age, I was already quite experienced!"
"What are you talking about? What experience?" Li Yunyang stared at Xiang Xueer's face, "Aren't you younger than me?"
Oh no, she accidentally let it slip. Xiang Xueer quickly grabbed Li Yunyang's arm and walked towards the open space where they practiced last time, preparing to practice the Five-Character Formula again.
"Where's Ling Zhu? Why didn't she come with you today?" Li Yunyang looked around for a while and asked in confusion. Xiang Xueer focused on gathering her energy and replied, "Ling Zhu is currently tracking down the whereabouts of the Heart Demon. I've promised to help her find her husband!"
"Oh!" Li Yunyang sat down beside her, watching Xiang Xueer, who was sitting there with her eyes closed in meditation. Suddenly, images from the Album popped into his mind. He quickly shook his head and kept hitting his forehead while muttering, "So annoying, don't think about it, don't think about it."
"Hey, can you stop shouting? I can't concentrate!" Xiang Xueer frowned and turned to glare at Li Yunyang. She suddenly noticed him blushing and looking down.
Xiang Xueer walked over, squatted down to look at his flushed ears and cheeks, and pulled his chin closer: "Hey, Li Yunyang, you're not thinking about anything naughty, are you?"
Li Yunyang's face turned red as he vigorously shook his head: "No... I wasn't thinking about anything from the Album!"
This fool really can't lie; maybe the shock from that thing on the tree was too much for him. Well, after all, he's a young man full of vigor; it's normal to think that way.
"Alright, stop thinking about it!" Xiang Xueer gradually leaned down closer to his thin lips and playfully blew warm air onto his face: "Do you want to have a practical exercise?"
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