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"Yaya, don't touch me! You perverted second chair!" Fat Ancestor was pushed back repeatedly by him.
"Perverted second chair? You fatso, you're insulting me again! I'm going to fight you!" Saying this, Kongtong Ancestor reached out and grabbed the few remaining strands of hair on top of his head.
Fat Ancestor cried out in pain, "Ah, don't pull my hair! Hey, someone help me! Fuxi, Azure Wind, say something!"
"It won't matter who speaks!"
"It hurts so much! Stop pulling! If you keep this up, I'll fight back!"
"…"
Everyone was stunned; they couldn't believe it. The highly anticipated Kongtong Yinshi Ancestor turned out to be such a wimp. It was one thing not to speak, but looking at his handsome appearance, they never expected that when he finally opened his mouth, it would almost make Xiang Xueer spit blood.
These two acted like sworn enemies for three lifetimes, making a ruckus for a long time before finally calming down. However, Fat Ancestor's already shiny bald head looked even more dazzling now.
"Damn Azure Wind and Fuxi! They just ignore this violent wimp!" Fat Ancestor complained loudly. Both Azure Wind Sword and Fuxi Qin remained silent, completely indifferent as if it had nothing to do with them.
After a chaotic grabbing session, Kongtong Yinshi Ancestor looked at the fat guy's defeated expression and finally felt relieved. He tugged at his pink long robe and elegantly put away his fan, glancing sideways with a sarcastic hum, "I already know what you guys are talking about. I can help, but I absolutely refuse to be with this fatso!"
"Huh?" Fat Ancestor had planned to endure it, but he didn't expect this pervert to escalate things. He immediately got angry and prepared to continue their bickering: "Wimp, you want to fight? Do you think I want to be with you?"
"Bring it on! You think I can't beat you?"
"Alright then, let's change the location!"
"…"
What is going on? They hadn't even finished three sentences before getting ready to fight again. Xiang Xueer had veins popping on her forehead. What time is it? There’s no time for these two idiots to mess around. She held back and held back until she could no longer contain herself!
"Stop arguing!" Xiang Xueer swung her Azure Wind Sword and positioned herself between the two, finally separating the two who were pulling at each other: "What time is it, and you're still fighting? If you keep this up, the Demon Lord will really come to kill us!"
The arguing finally ceased. The two rolled their eyes; after all, they were ancestors from ancient times. No matter how much they disliked each other, they had to consider their status. Eventually, they both turned away and said in unison, "Hmph!"
"Hey!" Xiang Xueer sighed and looked up. Seeing that neither of them was going to continue their bickering, she turned to Kongtong Yinshi Ancestor and said, "I don't know what grievances you have between you, but with a great enemy at hand, can you both set aside your past grudges for the safety of the common people?"
Upon hearing her words, Kongtong Ancestor immediately turned to look Xiang Xueer up and down. He soon noticed her red demon-like eyes and extended a hand, curling his pinky finger in a delicate manner as he began to hum in a feminine tone.
"You little girl speak quite well; much better than that stinky fat guy. According to your words, if I don't temporarily cease hostilities with this fat man, it would be hard to show my true identity and magnanimity. Fine, I already know the situation; I agree to help!" After saying this, he pulled at his clothes and turned to Lingxu Daozhang standing nearby: "I have been guarding your Five Mountains for hundreds of years, but now that it concerns the survival of the world, I must leave for a while!"
Lingxu Daozhang immediately nodded in agreement: "Since this is your own decision and it concerns the life and death of the human realm, all the Taoists of my Southern Mountain Sect of the Five Mountains will do our utmost to assist!"
At this moment, Kongtong Ancestor still held his pinky finger up in a disdainful manner as he rolled his eyes at Fat Ancestor. Then he turned around and with a whoosh transformed back into the original form of Kongtong Seal. The two dragons returned to the jade plate and became still.
Xiang Xueer picked up the Kongtong Seal from the offering table and tucked it into her sleeve. A smile finally appeared on her face; she hadn't expected things to go so smoothly with Kongtong Yinshi Ancestor making an appearance like this.
Now that she thought about it, the five Ancient Artifacts: Azure Wind Sword, Fuxi Qin, Luring Demon Pot, Kongtong Seal, Shennong Ding were all gathered. All that was left was for these five Ancestors to ignite the Light of the Sun and Moon atop the Demon Prison Tower.
She turned to look at everyone in the secret chamber. She had the Azure Wind Sword and Kongtong Seal; Fuxi Qin was being kept by Ling Zhu, while Fat Ancestor didn't need any management since he could just walk along with them.
Suddenly, she couldn't help but frown as she remembered that Li Yunyang and his three companions had yet to reach the summit. Were they crawling like snails?
She glanced at Ling Zhu standing beside her and asked, "Haven't Li Yunyang and the others shown up yet?"
Ling Zhu shrugged and shook his head: "I just looked for a long time and didn't see any sign of them. It's strange; even if they're crawling, they should be almost there by now."
"Yeah!" At this point, Fat Ancestor also felt that those four were dragging their feet. Xiang Xueer turned to look outside with some worry: "With Qingtian not here, I hope these idiots don't cause any trouble!"
Meanwhile, Li Yunyang and Duck had separated Lian Cheng Xue and Gunaara to give them some alone time. However, Li Yunyang wasn't having an easy time either; carrying a Shennong Ding that weighed dozens of pounds made him sweat all over.
"Aiya, no way, I need to rest for a while. This thing is too heavy!" Li Yunyang complained as he plopped down on the ground, tossing the Shennong Ding aside.
He reached for his waist and shouted, "This Dead Girl always throws these physical tasks at me. I'm the esteemed chief disciple of Feng Qingyang, yet I'm made to do this thankless and exhausting work without any recognition!"
Duck stared at Li Yunyang with wide eyes, adopting a lecturing tone. "How can you be so useless? Just this Shennong Ding can tire you out like this? If you're this pathetic, how could my sister possibly like you?"
"What did you say?" Li Yunyang's anger flared up instantly. He grabbed Duck by the neck, his face darkening as he shouted, "Stinky Duck, say that again if you dare!"
"Cough cough cough!" Duck was nearly rolling his eyes from the grip, his legs kicking wildly. "Dead Blackie, if you bully me, just wait until I tell my sister when we get back to the mountain!"
"Ah? You dare to report me!" Li Yunyang's fury intensified. Recently, this Stinky Duck had become increasingly arrogant, daring to talk back to him. Just watch as I deal with you today and teach you not to look down on humans!
With that, he unleashed a flurry of punishment on Duck, leaving him in disarray with feathers scattered everywhere. Lying on the ground, Duck began to sob uncontrollably. "Wuwuwu, big sister, come save me!"
"Hmph!" Li Yunyang finally vented all his frustration from carrying the Shennong Ding along the way. Feeling refreshed now, he clapped his hands and took a deep breath. "Ah, finally relieved! It feels like holding in urine for half a day and finally letting it out!"
"You shameless and vulgar man!" Duck scrambled up from the ground and pointed at him furiously. "Hmph! With your abilities, do you think you can surpass Lan Ran Qingtian? Let me tell you, even if my sister likes him, she would never like you—let alone me!"
"Hmm?" Just as Li Yunyang had calmed down, the smoldering anger inside him reignited. This dead Duck dared to provoke him? The most infuriating part was saying that Xiang Xueer liked that Lan Ran Qingtian; she was clearly meant to be his wife.
"Duck..." Li Yunyang clenched his fists tightly, gritting his teeth as he uttered those words with terrifying intensity before turning and lunging at Duck.
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