"Tomorrow I'm going to marry you, tomorrow I will marry you too...!"
Xiao Fang smiled and clasped her fists, saying, "Master, congratulations~!"
"Congratulations for what?" Yezhi asked with a radiant smile, feigning ignorance.
"Congratulations on leaving the ranks of Leftover Warriors! You no longer have to be a leftover woman!" Although it was true, she really disliked the term "Leftover Woman." A young person who loves freedom shouldn't be mocked with the word "leftover." Everyone has their own way of living, their own brilliance and troubles; she truly didn't think anyone was better than anyone else!
"Xiao Fang, I've finished digesting the 21st-century information collected by Dead Old Man!" Yezhi smiled like a squinting Buddha. The more Xiao Fang looked, the more frightened she became. "Master~! Did I say something wrong? Is being 28 years old not considered a 'Leftover Woman'?" Seriously, why bring up such things at the wrong time? Can't you read the room?
"Master, your eye is twitching!"
"Twitching my ass! But right now, I really want to pull your tendons and skin you!" Yezhi said through gritted teeth. Xiao Fang hesitated for a moment, feeling wronged as she took off her top, lay on the ground, and shouted, "Come on baby!"
Yezhi was dumbfounded. Seeing that her master still hadn't come over, Xiao Fang imitated the women in the video, seductively saying, "Come on baby!"
"What are you doing, Xiao Fang?" This time she was genuinely confused. Could it be...?
"Master, go ahead and do it; I'll try my best to enjoy it!" Xiao Fang pouted and tilted her head back, trying hard to mimic the seductive pose from the video.
Yezhi laughed and fell to the ground, pointing at her and saying, "What on earth is going on in your head?"
Xiao Fang retracted her raised backside and scratched her head, saying, "If Master wants to do it to me, I have no choice! I didn't expect Master to have such a hobby; Xiaobinzi is so pitiful! No wait, I'm the one who's pitiful for being used as a practice target!"
Yezhi's temper flared. "Xiao Fang, I'm only going to say this once: I don't have that kind of hobby!"
"Really?" Xiao Fang's tone was full of doubt!
"No means no!"
"Master, wasn't it you who just grabbed and bit Xiaobinzi? The bite marks and scratches on Xiaobinzi's chest and back weren't made by you?" Yezhi's face instantly turned bright red. "Xiao Fang, you were spying again!"
Xiao Fang confidently said, "At that time, the master’s heart rate was off the charts. I was worried he was just looking!" Yezhi felt both embarrassed and angry. After the wedding night, she and Xiaobinzi strolled home. Blaming the enchanting moonlight, she thought tonight could be considered their engagement day, and a vow kiss would be nice! She pulled Xiaobinzi into a dark corner and leaned in. Xiaobinzi was not as shy as usual; they were particularly passionate from the start. Somehow, she ended up tugging at Xiaobinzi's collar. When her hand accidentally brushed against his smooth, warm chest, she caressed it greedily. Xiaobinzi, still a bit naive, couldn't handle the stimulation. Not only did he linger on her lips, but he also kissed her neck, collarbone, and chest. Not wanting to be at a disadvantage, she naturally reciprocated. If it weren't for Xiaobinzi still having some sense left, she might have succumbed to her inner desires and taken him right then!
"Master, you were clinging to Xiaobinzi like an octopus back then!"
"Xiao Fang!"
"Master, I read from your thoughts that you wanted to go to a hotel with Xiaobinzi!" Yezhi truly fled in embarrassment and anger.
"Master, why did you go offline? We haven't discussed important matters yet; the revised advertisement script is still waiting for your approval...!"
No matter how Xiao Fang called out "affectionately," Yezhi covered herself with a blanket and turned a deaf ear.
...
Early in the morning, Lin Haitao went to the street corner to buy pancakes and soy milk. He combined two tables into one, and over a dozen people were chatting and laughing while eating. Suddenly, he stood up, and everyone looked at him in surprise. He took Yezhi's hand and happily announced, "Yezhi and I are getting married!"
Aunt Zhou was overjoyed. "Really?" Yezhi nodded at her, and Aunt Zhou couldn't stop smiling, clasping her hands together and saying, "Thank heaven! My daughter finally has someone who wants her!"
Elder Brother Yu changed his usual refined demeanor and gave Lin Haitao a heavy pat on the back, saying, "You better treat my sister well; you must let her have three parts in everything!" Before Lin Haitao could make a manly promise, Er Zhu interjected: "Sister Ye taught us: A wife is to be cherished; those who cherish their wives will prosper! Brother Lin, you must always cherish Sister Ye; otherwise, not only will you not prosper, but we won't let you off either!"
Xiao Fan waved his little fists in agreement: "You must cherish Sister Yezi; otherwise, we won't let you go!"
"We won't let you!" Wolf Child didn't quite understand what marriage meant but knew that Yezhi should be cherished!
Lin Haitao was "threatened" by all the adults and children present. Aunt Zhou defended him: "Alright, if my future son-in-law gets scared away by your words and actions, where will you find me another one?"
Yezhi shamelessly said: "Auntie, don't worry! Someone like me can handle both the kitchen and the living room; I can be gentle or fierce as needed. I can be both refined and down-to-earth; when necessary, I can be tough enough to deal with any scoundrel! Besides, your future son-in-law is already completely smitten by your daughter; he can't escape her grasp!" Everyone burst into laughter as Lin Haitao awkwardly coughed.
"See? He's embarrassed now!"
Aunt Zhou gave her a light tap on the forehead. "No bullying little Lin!" Yezhi pouted sadly and complained, "Auntie, now that you have a son-in-law, you don't need your daughter anymore!"
Aunt Zhou laughed heartily: "You're such a troublemaker! Little Lin, you must be more tolerant!" Lin Haitao nodded seriously while Yezhi protested unhappily: "Why should it be Xiaobinzi tolerating me? It should be us tolerating each other from now on!" Although Lin Haitao didn't respond directly, his smile grew even wider.
Zhou Village Head exchanged glances with Aunt Li and smiled; it seemed Little Lin had been completely captured by Yezhi! This way was good; our Yezhi wouldn't suffer any losses!
Soon, everyone eagerly discussed the Wedding Wine, while the protagonist found herself unable to join the conversation, lost in thought as she held onto Niu Niu's two front hooves.
"Xiao Lin, what we say doesn't count; we still need to hear your parents' opinions!" Aunt Zhou's words made Lin Haitao's expression change slightly. He said somewhat dryly, "My mother is no longer here, and my father's opinion doesn't matter. I will decide on the marriage myself!"
"That won't do!" What would a wedding without parental blessings look like? Not only did Aunt Zhou think this way, but Elder Brother Yu and his wife, Da Zhu, Mei Zi, Village Uncle, and Aunt Li all felt the same. They were all very protective of Ye Zi and couldn't bear to see her suffer any grievances.
Lin Haitao's face turned pale, but his gaze towards Ye Zi was stubborn. Yezhi stared at him and said, "It's not that I can't show my face!"
Lin Haitao forced a smile and replied, "How could that be!"
"Then Aunt Zhou, you can take charge completely!" She didn't like to force others nor did she want to be forced. Xiaobinzi wanted to say she would listen; if she didn't want to speak, she would be accommodating. Just like Xiaobinzi was towards her; it was only fair.
"Daughter!"
Ye Zi pretended to be anxious and said, "Aunt, I'm already an old girl. Once I leave Xiaobinzi's village, there won't be another chance!"
Aunt Zhou understood her daughter's temperament. Since Xiao Lin had said he could decide for himself, why was she still hesitating? However, she said, "Xiao Lin, don't blame me for being old-fashioned. I believe marriage is a big deal. Inform your family that you want to marry our Ye Zi; it's a matter of respect for both sides!"
Lin Haitao fell silent for a moment and then said, "I will write a letter back!"
Yezhi winked at Xiaobinzi and said, "Writing after the wedding is fine too! It's just a notification!" Finally, a smile appeared on Lin Haitao's face; he knew Ye Zi might have guessed something. In fact, it wasn't just Ye Zi; everyone had some understanding in their hearts. Ye Zi was truly good in their eyes; others, especially city folks, might not see it that way!
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