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When Firefly first entered the banquet hall, she was immediately drawn to the delicious food laid out on the tables. For a foodie like her, everything was undoubtedly wonderful. So, as soon as the banquet began, she eagerly pulled Andrea Doria along to find something tasty to eat.
As for Andrea Doria! Despite her usual tsundere demeanor, she was still a little girl and seemed to have no resistance to delicious food. Besides, as one of the Fleet Girls, who among them wasn't a foodie? So when Firefly dragged her off to look for food, Andrea Doria reluctantly followed along.
However, after the banquet started, the atmosphere in the hall became somewhat strange. If this were a gathering of adults, most would typically pick their favorite foods and gather with familiar friends, elegantly sipping red wine and enjoying fine cuisine while chatting about interesting stories in voices that wouldn't disturb others. The entire banquet would then feel quite harmonious. Unfortunately, most of the attendees here were Destroyers; if elementary school students weren't being mischievous, could they really be called elementary school students? Thus, for a moment, the banquet hall resembled a noisy marketplace, filled with sounds of food snatching and bickering. Thankfully, since everyone was a Fleet Girl, it was unlikely that things would escalate into an all-out brawl. However, hair-pulling and underwear tugging were inevitable. Some timid Lolis ended up sitting on the ground crying after being bullied but were soon comforted by an unscrupulous Admiral and rallied back into the fray for food, leading to a series of amusing yet exasperating scenes. Of course, if there were any Loli Complex enthusiasts present, they would surely feel immensely happy; after all, there were moments where underwear danced with food and bras flew alongside fruits.
"Doria Sister, you've eaten so many French Fries already. Are French Fries really that good?" Firefly asked curiously while swallowing a piece of French Fry.
No matter how exquisitely prepared they were, French Fries were still just French Fries; they had that same taste and nothing particularly special about them. Yet Andrea Doria had laid out an entire table full of them in front of her.
"Mmm." Andrea Doria dismissed Firefly's question with indifference. You omnivorous Firefly will never understand our fries-loving creed: love life, love fries; fries are everywhere in life. If you love them, give them your best—fries.
Compared to the lively scenes elsewhere in the hall, the small table tucked away in the corner where Andrea Doria and Firefly sat remained undisturbed by the other Lolis. They were able to eat quite peacefully. However, even some Admirals were affected by the crazed Lolis; how could these two Lolis escape unscathed? Sure enough, trouble was brewing. It might sound a bit unfair to criticize the Lolis; specifically, one Loli just wanted to come over and share their table with Andrea Doria and Firefly.
"Hey! What's your name? With such a small chest, you must be a Destroyer!" The approaching Loli puffed out her own modest chest as she spoke. There was no malice in her words; it was simply a habit formed over time. After all, she was a hidden traitor among elementary school students; just like Oti loved to show off her ship, she also enjoyed flaunting her assets in front of other Loli Destroyers. Even when greeting unfamiliar Loli Destroyers, she often used this line as an opener.
If this were truly a Loli or a genuine Destroyer facing another flat-chested elementary school student, they likely wouldn't care about such remarks simply because their psychological age was too young to even realize it mattered. For instance, Firefly never cared about whether her chest was big or small; she only cared about whether she had new clothes to wear.
Airi... She was indeed a true Loli and flat-chested but not an actual Destroyer. The key point was that Andrea Doria had a sister named Cayo Duilio who was also a Loli but had an outrageous bust size. Therefore, Andrea Doria was very sensitive about this; she hated being called flat-decked. Not just her—members of the Italian Mafia shared this taboo as well. Veneto had once taught Andrea Doria that if anyone dared to say such things, they should take a brick and flatten them.
Naturally, there couldn't be any bricks in the banquet hall, but that didn't stop Andrea Doria from getting angry.
"You say who is the flat deck, Firefly? Don't pull me, I want to flatten her."
After Andrea Doria shouted this, the entire banquet hall fell silent, and everyone's attention shifted to this side.
In one corner of the banquet hall, two Lolis with Golden Twin Tails were glaring at each other. One had a look that clearly said "I'm talking about you," occasionally puffing out her small chest. The other held a Frying Pan, her eyes filled with fury. It seemed that if she weren't being forcibly held back by another Blonde Twin Tails Loli behind her, they would have already started fighting.
However, why were there so many Blonde Twin Tails Lolis? Was this hairstyle in fashion this year? Maybe when they got home, they could give their own Loli this hairstyle, but unfortunately, the hair color didn't match. Many Admirals present thought this way.
What the other Admirals thought didn't matter to Chuyang; he only knew that he couldn't really let Andrea Doria fight with the other Fleet Girls. Playing around was one thing, but if it turned into a real fight, they might accidentally destroy the entire hotel, so he had to prevent them from fighting.
Sharing the same thought as Chuyang was the Admiral of that Loli. In an instant, two young men dressed in white Admiralty uniforms appeared in the scene, each standing in front of their respective Fleet Girls to prevent things from escalating further.
"Chu."
"Yang."
The two exchanged glances, both feeling a bit awkward. Earlier, Chuyang and this Yang had a pleasant conversation. Now, in the blink of an eye, their Fleet Girls were at each other's throats.
"I'm sorry."
"Excuse me."
"Admiral, I didn't do anything wrong. Why are you apologizing?"
“Admiral, she was the one who started it. Why are you apologizing? Move aside, I want to settle this with her.”
“Did you just say that again?” Yang said helplessly. He knew better than anyone what kind of behavior his Fleet Girls exhibited. He had taught her many times before, but it never seemed to work, so he could only let it be.
“Of course! Her chest is so small; she must be a Destroyer. I didn't say anything wrong,” Loli mumbled. However, she seemed to realize she had crossed a line, and her voice was no longer as assertive as before.
“You still say that? I'm definitely not a Destroyer!” The Admiral had to maintain some dignity, so the frying pan that was previously used for serving food was finally snatched away from Andrea Doria by Firefly.
However, it seemed that Firefly had used too much force and ended up falling on her backside. Tears filled her big eyes as Lexington, who had come over with Chuyang, picked her up and comforted her.
“If you're not a Destroyer, then what are you?” Loli asked curiously.
At that moment, all the Admirals in the hall felt an ominous premonition rising within them.
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