This Zombie is a Bit Drunk 58: Chapter 58
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"Xiaomin." 0
 
"Hmph! If you don't return my Green Caterpillar, I won't talk to you!!!" 0
 
"... Turn your head." 0
 
"No!" 0
 
"Turn your head!" 0
 
"I won't!!! I won't!!!" 0
 
"…" 0
 
Lan Ling looked at Xiaomin acting this way and felt an inexplicable headache. He shook his head in confusion, using his mind to check his physical condition and found everything normal. 0
 
He helplessly glanced at Xiaomin, silently closed his eyes, and his consciousness instantly spread out for a hundred miles. In less than three seconds, he opened his eyes, and the deep red pupils flickered with a chilling light. 0
 
"I'll return it to you." 0
 
"Huh? Return what?" 0
 
"..." 0
 
 
"Oh, let me tell you! Hurry up and return my Green Caterpillar to me!!!" 0
 
Lan Ling's eyebrows twitched slightly, as if she wanted to say something, but after some hesitation, she changed her mind and said, "Let's rest here and wait for the bugs." 0
 
After waiting for a while and noticing that no one was responding, no, the Zombie was not replying, he turned around and saw Xiaomin lying on the grass, completely focused on playing with a small snail, completely unaware of what he was saying... 0
 
(All of the above dialogue is in Zombie language~) 0
 
Meanwhile, in the living room, Liu You'er closed her eyes, feeling the surrounding environment, her nose twitching continuously. Finally, a gust of air broke through the atmosphere and rushed towards her head at such speed that an ordinary person would hardly be able to catch it with the naked eye. Even a Second-Level Evolver would probably only see a fleeting shadow. However... 0
 
"Hmm?" 0
 
Lisa watched as Liu You'er suddenly moved one meter to the side in an instant, taken aback. 0
 
Because she was already close to reaching Third Level, yet she couldn't see Liu You'er's movement at all. What was worse was that she had closed her eyes and managed to grab her weapon! How could this be possible!!! Why had her strength increased so quickly? She had been weaker than herself before! 0
 
Liu You'er opened her eyes, a hint of a provocative smile on her lips as she glanced at Lisa's astonished expression. Her expression stiffened for a moment before slowly looking at what she was holding. 0
 
"What the heck!!! Are you a tree spirit?! Your tongue is so long!!!" 0
 
Liu You'er found herself holding a tongue covered in sticky saliva that was still wriggling in her hand. Her expression twisted as she didn't know whether to keep holding on or let go. 0
 
In a moment of distraction, Lisa took the opportunity to retract her tongue and then jumped aside, crawling on the ceiling with her bare body. Her expression was fierce, resembling a beast as she stared at Liu You'er. Her skin turned orange-red, and her long hair hung down, making her look even more terrifying. 0
 
As for the boy, he had long been fainted by Lisa's ghastly appearance... 0
 
 
Liu You'er looked at Lisa and combined her features, thinking she resembled a certain animal—a chameleon! 0
 
Her mind was racing as she silently thought, "This monster had accomplices last time. Could it be... artificially created? Artificial..." 0
 
For some reason, Wei Yuan's twisted face appeared in her mind again, stirring a hint of hatred within her. She frowned and wondered, could there really be such perverse researchers who not only experimented on humans but also engaged in genetic modification?! 0
 
Before she could finish her thoughts, Lisa lunged at Liu You'er again. In that instant, her body began to blend with the surrounding colors and then vanished from sight. However, Liu You'er knew that Lisa had merely merged with the environment and had not truly disappeared. 0
 
Outside the room, in the courtyard, Xiao Hong had been waiting on a tree for a long time without seeing Liu You'er come out. She felt a bit worried and was just about to fly in to look for her when she noticed a shadow darting beside her. Before she could fly away, something sharp pricked her on the backside, and immediately after, she found herself unable to move. 0
 
"Hey? How is a level five bird just a chick? It's not even bigger than my palm!" A magnetic male voice gently sounded behind Xiao Hong. 0
 
"Chirp chirp!!" (Who’s a chick! I have plenty of wives! You shameless sneak attacker! Come face me! Let’s fight!!!) 0
 
"Heh~" The man chuckled lightly, lifting Xiao Hong up and cheerfully said, "Let’s skip the fighting. We’re here to enjoy each other’s company and watch the show. Let’s not disturb them, okay?" 0
 
Inside the room 0
 
"Damn." 0
 
Liu You'er couldn't help but curse under her breath as she looked at Lisa. She thought to herself: Thankfully, my sense of smell is sharp; this sneaky skill of hers is no longer effective against me. But that tongue is too powerful! 0
 
So fast, so slippery, and disgustingly effective—disgustingly effective—disgustingly effective!!! (Important things should be repeated three times!) 0
 
"Ugh~ I got touched again~" 0
 
 
Liu You'er glanced at the saliva on her arm and felt that Lisa didn't seem to have any other skills; it looked like she had just combined the characteristics of a chameleon into her own body. 0
 
Dodging Lisa's tongue again, Liu You'er looked at the wall behind her, which had been punctured, yawned, and said, "Do you have any other skills? If not, it's my turn." 0
 
Seeing Liu You'er’s nonchalant attitude made Lisa feel completely underestimated, and in anger, she doubled the speed of her tongue. 0
 
However, it was of no use; Liu You'er easily caught her tongue and smiled gently at her. Yet, the killing intent in her eyes betrayed her. 0
 
Then, an Electric Blade appeared in her hand, mercilessly slashing toward Lisa's tongue. 0
 
"Ah!!!" 0
 
A heart-wrenching scream pierced through the ceiling, echoing throughout the entire base as blood gushed from Lisa's mouth like a fountain. 0
 
Liu You'er managed to dodge in time, so the blood did not splatter on her. However, she first glanced at her clothes to ensure they were clean before looking at Lisa, who was rolling on the ground, covering her bloodied mouth and wailing pitifully while her body uncontrollably changed colors in a chaotic display of red, orange, yellow, and green. 0
 
Liu You'er leisurely walked up to Lisa. Seeing her drenched in sweat and glaring at her with a face full of resentment, she shrugged indifferently and said cheerfully, "Last time, I had no grievances with you, yet you tried to kill me. Luckily I was smart enough to escape. This time, you're simply outmatched; you deserve to be killed by me." 0
 
As soon as Liu You'er finished speaking, electricity crackled around her body. Her expression turned cold as her pupils gradually changed to a deep red. 0
 
Seeing the change in Liu You'er's pupils made Lisa's eyes widen in terror as she slurred out, "What! What are you!!" 0
 
"Huh? Sorry, I can't understand what you're saying. So goodbye~" 0
 
Liu You'er quickly finished speaking as White Current gathered into a sword and without any hesitation thrust it toward Lisa's head. 0
 
 
Suddenly, a sense of crisis emerged, and Liu You'er furrowed her brows, quickly dodging to the side. 0
 
In the next moment, "Bang!" 0
 
The wall connecting to the courtyard was shattered, and a tall figure of a man slowly walked in. Liu You'er squinted her eyes to look at the man, but due to the thick dust, she couldn't see his features clearly for a moment. 0
 
Finally, as the dust settled, the man's appearance came into view before Liu You'er. 0
 
Never seen before... 0
 
This was Liu You'er's first thought. 0
 
Very strong... 0
 
This was Liu You'er's second thought. 0
 
The foolish chicken, Xiao Hong, has been captured again!!! (Xiao Hong: It's not "again" being captured! (`O′)) 0
 
This was Liu You'er's third thought. 0
 
 
 
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