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Friend, have you ever experienced despair? My current mood feels like I'm enduring despair, and I finally understand why Sun Wukong from A Chinese Odyssey craves Tang Seng Meat so much.
It seems Uncle Xing couldn't stand the peculiar Zhang Lei either, and after completing the task, he quickly waved us out.
Wang Ni is the homeroom teacher, so I didn't need to ask for leave; I naturally skipped the afternoon class. Of course, good kids shouldn't follow my example. Weirdo Brother insisted on tagging along under the pretext of bonding, but fine, we still need to cooperate later, so let's see what his skills are like.
I arranged to meet Red Boy at Red Bean Affection. The temporary residence permit I needed for my life in the human world was already taken care of by me at Uncle Xing's place. I should also inform Sister Wan to avoid her making another unnecessary trip.
I deliberately left early to avoid lunchtime, so it should still be class time when I arrive at school.
However, it's strange that Red Bean Affection hasn't opened yet; the roll-up door is tightly shut. I don't know if they're closed for the day or just delayed in opening. But even if Red Bean Affection isn't open, there are still people inside the store.
The waitress at Red Bean Affection is named Qu; she's an extremely introverted girl. Although she is a thousand-year-old cat spirit transformed into a fairy, she hasn't been in human form for long. Therefore, Qu's actual age and psychological age are disproportionate; her mental age should align closely with her displayed actual age.
"Qu, where's the Landlady?" Before I could knock, Qu opened the roll-up door.
"She didn't come today; she called earlier saying she didn't sleep last night and is tired, so she's resting today." Qu's voice was so soft that only she could hear it.
"That's fine. By the way, tell the Landlady that I've resolved Huan's identity issue; I'm her guarantor."
"Okay."
At that moment, Red Boy arrived as well. As soon as Qu saw him, she perked up considerably. Well, childhood friends are different. Lin Miaomiao didn't come because she had class, and since the Landlady isn't here either, let's treat ourselves a bit today and take Red Boy out for something delicious. Hmm, let's bring Qu along too.
Red Boy has relatively high combat power; I'll let him test Weirdo Brother later. I wonder what Weirdo Brother excels at?
"By the way, Zhang Lei, since we're vegetarians, are you going to eat with us or find somewhere else for lunch?" Red Boy and I don't eat meat, while Qu follows the Landlady's vegetarian diet.
"I don't care as long as there's something to eat. I'm the easiest person to take care of; whatever there is to eat is fine, even vegetarian food is pretty good."
"Forget it, do whatever you want," I said, rubbing my forehead. I was being foolish for asking such a question.
We found a place selling fried pancakes and ordered a few skewers of grilled gluten and vegetables on the side. To accommodate that oddball, I even added a few skewers of meat.
After finishing our meal, we rested in the park for a while, and I asked Red Boy to test Zhang Lei for me.
"Zhang Lei, we need to cooperate on this mission. How about this: let's team up to take on my cousin alone, get familiar with each other's moves, and improve our coordination." I suggested that Red Boy use his Fire Spear since I wasn't familiar with Zhang Lei. Having Red Boy wield the Fire Spear should help reduce unexpected incidents.
Based on the last battle with Weirdo Brother, his physical condition wasn't great; he was even worse than me. So I proposed that the two of us team up against Red Boy, but unexpectedly, Weirdo Brother completely disregarded my good intentions.
"Brother Yin, I don't think that's necessary. It's just a Child; do we really need to team up?" Weirdo Brother said dramatically, using a theatrical tone, so there were indeed punctuation marks.
"Suit yourself." I would be more than happy if Red Boy could give that oddball a good beating; it was driving me crazy.
I moved aside and sat next to Qu. She was dragged along by me and Red Boy to watch the show; after all, she didn't have to work today, and staying cooped up in the shop wasn't an option.
"Zheng An Gege, he won't get into trouble, will he?" Those few words made the girl blush before she managed to spit them out.
You worry about Red Boy? Well, I'm worried too; I'm just concerned that he might end up killing Weirdo Brother.
If we categorize the combat power in tiers, where would Red Boy fit in?
First, we should place Erlang Shen at the top of the combat power rankings since he is the first war god of our group. (Supreme Old Lord belongs to a category of high magical power; if he were to fight without magic using Vajra while riding Azure Bull against Yang Jian in close combat, Yang Jian would likely dominate without pressure.) So the first tier consists of Erlang Shen, Nezha, and Sun Wukong. The next tier includes Zhu Bajie and figures like Penglai Marshal and Tota Li Wang at the general level. Following that are Giant Spirit and Four Great Kings, then come functional deities like Twenty-Eight Constellations. After that are protective deities like Six Ding and Six Jia and Five Directions Revealer among the eighteen Guardian Deities. Finally, at the bottom are Soldiers.
If we consider Red Boy's combat power with True Fire included, he would at least be in the second tier since his greatest achievement was making Sun Wukong suffer. However, True Fire is Red Boy's ultimate move; without it, his combat power would definitely decrease significantly. Still, no matter how much it drops, Red Boy should still be stronger than protective deities like Six Ding and Six Jia or Five Directions Revealer.
In contrast, our Weirdo Brother, the heir of Maoshan, the Patriarch of Maoshan, has strength that is only at the level of the Twenty-Eight Constellations. How much of that can be left by now? So it is only right that Weirdo Brother is going to suffer a big loss.
Actually, with my current combat power, I estimate that I am just a bit more resourceful than the Soldiers. When I previously sparred with Red Boy, the only reason I had the upper hand was because Red Boy was using a wooden stick and didn't go all out. After all, if he had used his full strength, that stick would have broken.
However, this time Red Boy is wielding a Fire Spear, the same kind as Nezha's Fire Spear. Therefore, Red Boy no longer has any concerns about his weapon, and his combat power is on a completely different level compared to when we sparred before. Thinking about this makes me genuinely worry that Red Boy might end up killing Weirdo Brother.
Red Boy wasn't really planning to get serious; after all, he didn't even take off into the air but stood on the ground, holding the tail of the Fire Spear with one hand and striking a cool pose.
Weirdo Brother pulled out a gigantic Brass Sword from somewhere. The sword was as wide as two palms and had no blade, being as thick as a finger. The style of the sword was just like a standard Peach Wood Sword, only magnified several times. It was clear at first glance that this sword was not meant for cutting or slicing but for smashing.
"Brother, it's time," Zhang Lei said as he rested the sword on the ground and addressed Red Boy. Who knew he could also speak nicely? What a surprise.
Red Boy gestured for Weirdo Brother to make the first move. Weirdo Brother didn't hold back; he grabbed the heavy sword and took a step forward. As he approached Red Boy, he swung the heavy sword with force, using its weight to propel himself forward while spinning towards Red Boy.
Have you ever played League of Legends? Do you know Garen? Yes, Weirdo Brother was spinning forward just like Garen.
Just as the sword was about to touch Red Boy, he grabbed the Fire Spear with one hand and lightly swept it across the ground, directly tripping Weirdo Brother.
Have you ever imagined what it would be like if a ceiling fan hanging from the roof fell down? Well, I no longer need to imagine because I think I already know what it looks like.
Due to his own rapid spinning, Weirdo Brother's Brass Sword broke upon touching the ground. Then Weirdo Brother's body continued to spin in mid-air while slowly descending.
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