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Chapter 201: A Two Birds with One Stone Plan
Xiao Yun immediately jumped out of bed and hurriedly washed his face and brushed his teeth. No matter what, he had to maintain his image in front of the women.
By the time Nie Xiaoqian and the three women had already gone to work, she had placed a note on the breakfast table as usual, which read:
— Brother, breakfast is ready. I saw you sleeping so soundly, so I didn’t want to disturb you. You can eat when you wake up. Brother, you’re amazing! When did you bring Feng Xia to our house last night? Hehe, Sister Yiran said you’re quite popular with women. Sister supports you, go for it!
What does "go for it" even mean?
Xiao Yun felt as if peach blossoms were blooming all around him, and it seemed like a whole day’s worth of petals had fallen onto his shoulders. This Little Fairy was simply a cute girl just like Feng Xia!
After taking the note, he hastily ate a little something and cleaned up the dining table. Calculating the time, those women would be arriving soon, so he quickly returned to his room and lay down again.
Just lying there wasn’t enough; Xiao Yun splashed a bit of water on his face to show that the wounds on his body were too painful. Just look at the “sweat” on his face from the pain.
The villa's front door and bedroom door were both wide open. As soon as someone entered the house, they could see Xiao Yun lying on the bed; it was straightforward and clear.
The first to arrive was Luo Mingyue.
“Xiao Yun, I’m so sorry…” Upon seeing Xiao Yun lying on the bed looking seemingly “weak,” Luo Mingyue couldn’t help but burst into tears and rushed into the bedroom, hugging Xiao Yun tightly as she cried.
“Don’t cry! I… I’m not dead yet!” Xiao Yun half-embraced her, feeling his heart nearly soften from her tears.
Her tears were filled with genuine emotion.
No, at this moment, he didn’t mind giving her a little stimulation to remind her how fierce she had been last night when he almost died under her Sealing Blood Blade.
Gritting his teeth, Xiao Yun withdrew his hand from around her.
“I’m sorry, I’m really sorry,”
Luo Mingyue choked, "I didn't do it on purpose. Who would have thought that the Matchmaker's Guild was actually created by that scoundrel Gu Tianfeng..."
At this moment, Luo Mingyue regretted it deeply, wishing she could tear her heart out to let Xiao Yun understand that she loved him. What happened last night was entirely in a state of unconsciousness.
Xiao Yun certainly understood her feelings at this moment, but he didn't want to easily reveal his thoughts. If he didn't let these women learn a lesson, who knew how they would be used in the future.
Then Liu Ziyan and her sister-in-law Han Xing arrived, followed by Zhu Wanyu, Fang Xiaolu, and others...
"Oh, oh—I'm in so much pain..." Seeing all the women gathered, Xiao Yun cried out even more dramatically.
The women were flustered and at a loss, their faces pale and sweating profusely. Some reached out their delicate hands to touch his forehead, some took out tissues to wipe the "sweat" from his face, and others peeled apples to feed him...
"Xiao Yun, can we see your knife wound?"
"I'm sorry, it's our fault..."
"I'm really sorry, Xiao Yun. Tell us what we should do for you."
"Xiao Yun..."
Amidst the voices of guilt and self-blame, Xiao Yun comfortably enjoyed the gentle touches and concerns from the women, relishing the anxiety and tenderness in their gazes, and appreciating their various forms of heartfelt expressions.
He felt like jumping up and shouting: Haha, surrounded by beauties, the world is truly wonderful...
But just as Xiao Yun was feeling immensely proud, he suddenly realized that his clothes had been completely stripped off without him noticing.
"Uh, what are you trying to do?" Xiao Yun was taken aback. These women couldn't possibly still be under some spell wanting to devour him or castrate him.
Little did he know that the women's eyes were searching all over his body as they almost asked in unison: "Xiao Yun, where is your knife wound?"
Oh, it turned out to be a false alarm!
Xiao Yun glanced at them with displeasure and said, "Did you not hear Gu Tianfeng explain at the police station? You used the Sealing Blood Blade, killing without bloodshed. The knife wounds are invisible to the naked eye. Sigh, that kind of piercing pain is something ordinary people cannot comprehend!"
He then began to gesture on his body, "Do you see this, Sister Mingyue? Here, you stabbed me; over there, I was stabbed by Sister Ziyan; and there, uh, Han Xing, you really broke my heart by stabbing me three times... Oh heavens and earth, I, Xiao Yun, have no enmity with you in our past lives or any grievances recently. How could you be so ruthless? My flawless body has been left riddled with holes and in tatters. Which beauty would still look at me after this? It's truly worse than death!"
Every word was filled with anguish, every tone laced with sorrow. The horrific scene of the women’s merciless assault was vividly painted before them.
Hearing his accusations, the women became even more flustered.
Zhu Wanyu wiped her tears and said, "Xiao Yun, let me take you to the hospital right away, okay?"
"No, the wounds inflicted by the Sealing Blood Blade hurt deep in the heart; no one can heal them!" Xiao Yun feigned a painful sigh.
"What should we do then?" Fang Xiaolu asked anxiously.
Xiao Yun sighed again and pretended to hesitate. "Actually, there is a way. I heard my master say that for men, wounds that hurt deep in the heart can only be healed by a beautiful woman's soft tongue. But I'm afraid it might be difficult for you..."
"Xiao Yun, it's fine! Let us help you!" The women hurriedly chimed in without caring to ask who his peculiar master was.
"This..." Hearing this made him feel overjoyed inside while putting on a shy expression of reluctance. "Isn't that a bit inappropriate?"
"It's fine! Just think of us as your doctors. A healer has a parent's heart; what's inappropriate about that?" Han Xing quickly interjected since she felt ashamed after hearing Xiao Yun say he had received the most stabs from her.
In truth, these women were also panicking. According to Xiao Yun's claim of being stabbed so many times, even with Heavenly Spirit Essence protecting him, he probably wouldn't escape death. How could he still be so lively?
"But I'm naturally shy and not quite used to it..." He pretended to act coy again.
"You don't need to be shy! Just close your eyes!"
"Yeah, Xiao Yun, just kick your legs and pretend you've fainted. You won't know anything!"
"Exactly! As long as your mindset is correct and you don't have any lewd thoughts, what's there to be shy about? A real man must act upright and walk straight; what’s so embarrassing about it?"
Uh, what a strange thought, Xiao Yun mused, this sounds a bit off, doesn't it?
Forget it, I might as well close my eyes and enjoy...
...
Just as Xiao Yun was indulging in the sweet kiss of beauty, feeling euphoric, far away in America, Wilson had already learned of Gu Tianfeng's disastrous defeat at the hands of Xiao Yun.
"This bastard is completely useless!" Wilson slammed the table in anger.
Standing beside him, Koizumi Ichirou nearly fainted from heartbreak. Gu Tianfeng was his most prized disciple and junior. His Ninjutsu was among the best in modern Japan. To think such an outstanding ninja could die at the hands of the obscure Xiao Yun, he couldn't comprehend just how much power lay hidden within Xiao Yun.
Seeing Wilson's furious expression, Koizumi Ichirou cautiously suggested, "Mr. Wilson, let me take some people to Huaxia and personally eliminate this Xiao Yun, bringing his blood back to you!"
"No, I'm afraid you're no match for him!" Wilson shook his head.
Then he stood with his hands behind his back by the window, gazing at the scenery along the Potomac River outside the estate, pondering, "Indeed, Huaxia is a land of heroes and talents. I never expected that the hardest-to-obtain Ethereal Stone on Earth would appear in that land, and that the Spiritual Energy from the stone would be harvested by that brat with the surname Xiao. I am unwilling to accept this and will not let this kid off easily!"
"What should we do then?" Koizumi Ichirou asked.
A glint of malice flashed in Wilson's eyes as he coldly replied, "Hehe, for now we won't move against Xiao Yun. We need to find a way to retrieve Duan Qingxue from the hands of the Peerless Sect. This woman is very useful to me; with her, I won't have to worry about that Xiao getting himself caught in a trap!"
"Alright, Mr. Wilson, as they say in Huaxia, your plan truly kills two birds with one stone!" Koizumi Ichirou flattered from the side.
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