Chapter 217: Cousin is Better
The moment Xiao Yun entered the private room and saw Gou Dan, he paused for a moment, then scanned the area with his Spiritual Sense. A smile crept onto his lips as he casually walked over and sat down across from him.
"Kid, did you invite me here?" Xiao Yun asked, fully aware that he didn't, but deliberately posed the question.
Gou Dan looked surprised and replied, "Yes, Brother Xiao..."
Smack!
"Damn it, you rotten egg, do you have such good intentions?" Xiao Yun said as he sat down next to him and gave him a hard slap on his punk hairstyle.
Xiao Yun hit him quite hard, nearly knocking the kid out.
"Hehe, Brother Xiao..."
Gou Dan's mouth twitched as he rubbed his head and said, "Actually, ever since you taught me a lesson on the street last time, Little Brother has been completely convinced and wanted to follow you!"
"Are you kidding me? You want to follow me but make it all mysterious? Calling someone to invite me while pretending to be some Rich Kid?" Xiao Yun feigned a stern expression and glared at him.
Gou Dan laughed ingratiatingly, "Hehe, I was just trying to think of a way to invite you. I was worried that if I asked you directly, you wouldn't take it seriously!"
"Alright then, since you're being honest about it, let's forget about it."
Xiao Yun then smiled and said, "Kid, do you know that if you want to follow me, there are costs involved!"
"Ah, Brother Xiao, what do you want?" Gou Dan asked eagerly.
"Well,"
Xiao Yun pretended to ponder while pinching his chin and said, "I want a beautiful young woman!"
Uh, Gou Dan was taken aback, thinking about the beauty he had taken away from the street a few days ago. Wasn't she considered beautiful?
This Xiao was indeed right on target as Cousin had said; he had a better taste than I did.
According to the plot Cousin had planned for him, during dinner, they would call up a few women to relentlessly pour drinks for him until he was completely drunk, then take this Xiao to a sauna for a bath, arrange for a lady to provide him with full services, and then the police would conveniently burst in. As a result, Gou Dan would panic and call Cousin for help, and at that time, Cousin would personally step in...
Although Gou Dan didn't understand why Cousin wanted to do this, he was happy to play the role of an actor and enjoy a good show on the side.
He originally thought it would be difficult for Xiao to get into the plot designed by Cousin, but unexpectedly, before his supporting role even officially took the stage, Xiao was already actively cooperating in playing the lead.
"Brother Xiao, what kind of beautiful woman do you want?" Gou Dan asked excitedly.
Xiao Yun replied without hesitation, "How about your cousin?"
"My cousin? Brother Xiao, I don't have a cousin!" Gou Dan shook his head.
Smack!
Xiao Yun unceremoniously slapped him hard on the top of his head and shouted, "Are you daring to lie to me? The person who got out of that Audi A6 last time wasn't your cousin?"
How does this guy like to slap people's heads? If he keeps this up, it's bound to cause a concussion.
"Oh, Brother Xiao, you mean him? You've got it wrong. Although he looks handsome and charming, he's a real man; he's my Cousin!" Gou Dan said while rubbing his head and grinning.
Xiao Yun was taken aback and asked, "Are you telling the truth?"
"Every word is true!" Gou Dan swore, "If I, Gou Dan, tell a single lie, then I'm not my parents' child and should be struck by lightning!"
From his demeanor, he didn't seem to be lying at all. However, Xiao Yun couldn't help but feel puzzled; this didn't make sense. Clearly, she was a woman, so how could this Gou insist that she was a man and his cousin?
This situation felt strange!
Xiao Yun's mind raced as she asked, "Is your cousin a local? And are you two very close?"
"Sort of," Gou Dan quickly replied. "He is the biological son of my uncle. My uncle did business overseas when he was young and had him there. Three years ago, he came to Jiang County on my uncle's orders, and this hotel is run by him."
"What is your uncle's name?"
"My uncle's name is Ding Shaodong. He is quite a well-known figure in Jiang County. My cousin is named Ding Dong because he was born in winter."
Ding Shaodong?
Xiao Yun immediately recalled the fake Chairman Ding who was with Jiang Shigui at Panlong Mountain. It turned out there really was such a person.
It seemed that after Ding Dong came to Jiang County on his father's orders, he had been disguising himself as a woman for three years without even Gou Dan noticing.
When entering this private room, Xiao Yun had already detected Ding Dong in a bedroom on the 10th floor with her Spiritual Sense. She had been watching from the computer, clearly having installed surveillance in this private room. What on earth did this girl intend to do?
He knew that she could hear all his conversations with Gou Dan and didn't mind teasing her a bit more.
"Hey, I say Gou Dan, your cousin is great. If only your cousin were a girl!" Xiao Yun said, crossing his legs with interest.
Why does this guy always have to drag my cousin into discussions about girls?
Gou Dan was almost on the verge of breaking down.
"Brother Xiao, what do you mean?" Even though he was about to lose it, he had to try to keep up appearances in front of this guy.
Because his cousin had greeted him, he needed to keep Xiao Yun happy and engaged, hoping he wouldn't get angry and leave.
Xiao Yun grinned wickedly and said, "Hehe, if your cousin were a girl, just imagine how perky those assets would be up front. Uh, and her backside must look good too; it would definitely feel nice to touch. Man, I wonder what it would be like in bed with her..."
Gou Dan's eyes widened in shock; this guy was truly evil!
On the other side, Miss Yukiko, who was leaning against the computer, looked ready to explode. Her beautiful eyes widened in disbelief as she ground her teeth in frustration. She wished she could fly downstairs and bite that Xiao guy until he was half dead.
In the private room, Xiao Yun suddenly lazily glanced at Gou Dan and said, "Gou Dan, why don't you call your 'cousin' over? I want to meet her!"
"He... he..." Gou Dan stammered.
"What’s wrong with him?"
Gou Dan seemed a bit dazed. It appeared that the script his cousin had designed was already ineffective against this Xiao guy. He helplessly said, "I'm really sorry. Today it was actually my cousin who wanted to treat you. But he suddenly had something come up and sent me to keep you company instead. He... he'll be back this afternoon to meet you!"
"Oh, then forget it. I have to go!" Xiao Yun stood up, making a move to leave.
Gou Dan suddenly became anxious and grabbed him, saying, "Brother Xiao, don't... don't rush to leave. The food and drinks haven't been served yet. You... you should at least give us some face!"
"I can't, I have things to do. I'll come by another day!" Xiao Yun pretended to leave.
Seeing that Xiao Yun really seemed to want to go, Miss Yukiko also became anxious.
"Miss Yukiko, this guy isn't falling for it. Uh, has he figured out your true identity? What should we do?" Fakong said anxiously.
Miss Yukiko stared intently at the screen on the computer, gritting her teeth and said, "This guy seems to be more complicated than we imagined. Fine, I’ll have to handle this personally!"
"I'll go with you!" Fakong offered.
Miss Yukiko smiled calmly and said, "No need. You stay here and keep watching the surveillance footage. I want to meet him alone!"
Smack!
Xiao Yun slapped Gou Dan's punk hairstyle again and scolded, "Since your cousin invited me and he's not here, are you trying to mess with me?"
"…"
The slap made Gou Dan dizzy, stars dancing in his eyes. He spun around three times on the ground and almost fell over, unable to say a word.
Just as Xiao Yun was about to turn and leave, a clear voice rang out from behind him: "Hehe, Mr. Xiao, I'm sorry I'm late!" The Pinnacle of Elegance updated.
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