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Winter Melon Madman was truly going insane. His most trusted disciple, Matsushita Chihiro, had taken advantage of his drunken slumber to sleep with his wife right in front of him. It was infuriating; if he didn't kill this beast, he would be so overwhelmed with rage that he might bleed out.
He took the Katana off the wall and swung it at Xiao Yun.
However, Xiao Yun rolled to the side, quickly grabbed his clothes, and dodged, making Winter Melon Madman miss several times.
"Master, let's talk this over!" Xiao Yun said with a grin as he backed away while hastily putting on his clothes.
"Baka yarou!"
Winter Melon Madman trembled with anger and roared, "Matsushita Chihiro, you beast! I never expected you to be this kind of person. Just a moment ago, I praised you as a gentleman, but it turns out you're even worse than a beast. Right in front of me, you slept with my Master's Wife! You..."
"Master, let me explain..."
"What can you explain?"
"Master, I know you're planning to lead a search for that Xiao Yun tomorrow. But you should know that Xiao Yun is very capable. A few of you agents are no match for him. I think you might end up dead at his hands. By then, Master's Wife will be a widow; why not let me take care of her first? After you're gone, I can be her long-term husband!" Xiao Yun said with a smile.
Pfft!
After hearing Xiao Yun's words, Winter Melon Madman felt as if he had been struck hard in the chest. A wave of blood surged up, and he spat out a mouthful of blood.
Winter Melon Madman shouted hoarsely, "Baka! Matsushita Chihiro, I'm going to kill you!"
Huffing and puffing...
Winter Melon Madman gripped the katana tightly and swung it wildly at Xiao Yun, striking left and right without restraint.
With his skills, how could he possibly be a match for Xiao Yun?
Xiao Yun didn't fight back; instead, he used the Seven Steps Floating Cloud technique to dodge left and right, creating afterimages while laughing heartily as he played cat and mouse with Winter Melon Madman.
After spinning around two or three times, the Winter Melon Madman was so dizzy that he could only stand still, panting heavily.
The Winter Melon Madman would never have guessed that the person in front of him was the very Xiao Yun he had been searching for. He thought it was Song Xia Qianlang and couldn't help but be surprised; when did this kid become so agile?
Taking advantage of the Winter Melon Madman’s heavy breathing, Xiao Yun unexpectedly kicked out, sending him crashing to the ground.
Then, Xiao Yun quickly pulled out a letter from his pocket and, while the Winter Melon Madman was distracted, tossed it aside. He threw his head back and laughed heartily before dashing down the stairs.
“Song Xia Qianlang, I won’t let you off!” The Winter Melon Madman was furious to find that this disciple dared to fight back. He scrambled to his feet and pressed the alarm on the wall.
The bodyguards stationed outside heard the alarm and rushed into the house, charging upstairs.
At that moment, Xiao Yun slipped out from the shadows. He glanced back at the upper floor with a smirk and swaggered out of the house.
The bodyguards rushed into the Winter Melon Madman's bedroom and were taken aback to see him trembling, hair disheveled, pale-faced, and gasping for breath while holding a katana.
“Winter Melon Lord, what happened?” one of the bodyguards asked.
After a moment, the Winter Melon Madman finally caught his breath and shouted, “Get me Song Xia Qianlang!”
“Capture Song Xia Qianlang?” another bodyguard asked in confusion.
The Winter Melon Madman barked, “Don’t ask questions; just follow my orders!”
“Hi!” The group of bodyguards rushed downstairs again.
At that moment, Song Xia Qianlang had just been startled awake by the alarm. He threw on a coat and opened the door, only to be overwhelmed by several bodyguards who barged in and pinned him down.
“What… what are you doing?” Song Xia Qianlang was taken aback.
One of the bodyguards coldly replied, “Sorry, Song Xia Jun. We are here on orders from Winter Melon Lord to apprehend you!”
Sōngxià-kun was stunned and shouted, "Impossible! Why would Master want to capture me?"
"Then go ask the Winter Melon Lord for clarification!" The bodyguard coldly shot him a glance.
As the group of bodyguards had just brought Sōngxià Qiánláng to the living room, the Winter Melon Madman, holding a katana, came down from upstairs.
"Master, you..." Sōngxià Qiánláng took a step forward, only to be kicked down by the Winter Melon Madman.
"How dare you still call me Master? Bastard, you're dead!" Furious and out of his mind, the Winter Melon Madman didn't give Sōngxià Qiánláng a chance to speak before he plunged the blade into his heart.
"Ah..." The bodyguards were all stunned in shock.
It was no wonder the Winter Melon Madman had lost his sanity; he had watched his "disciple" sleep with his wife and even cursed him to death afterward. It was enough to drive anyone mad.
"You all strip him of his pants! I want to cut off his manhood and feed it to the wolves!" Killing Sōngxià Qiánláng was not enough for the Winter Melon Madman; he ordered the bodyguards again.
Cut off his manhood to feed the dogs?
The bodyguards exchanged glances, and two of them immediately understood something. They had heard that Keiko often flirted with Sōngxià Qiánláng; could it be that he had an affair with that woman, which the Winter Melon Madman discovered?
One of the bodyguards quickly stripped Sōngxià Qiánláng's pants. When the Winter Melon Madman leaned in to take a look, he was instantly dumbfounded.
Sōngxià Qiánláng was completely empty below; there was nothing there.
"This..." The Winter Melon Madman couldn't wrap his head around it for a moment.
Sweat dripped down; just earlier in the bedroom, he had seen Sōngxià Qiánláng's manhood. How could it have disappeared in an instant?
Damn it, could I have been seeing things? At that moment, the Winter Melon Madman's mind was spinning in confusion.
"Winter Melon Lord, do you have some misunderstanding about Sōngxià Qiánláng?" one of the bodyguards asked.
Winter Melon Madman shouted angrily, "What do you mean by that?"
The bodyguard replied, "As far as I know, Matsushita Kiyoshi has no ability when it comes to women; he only likes men and not women. Many years ago, while swimming in the sea, a strange fish bit off his... down there!"
"What?" The Painful Melon Madman couldn't believe the situation.
Could it be that someone who looked exactly like Matsushita Kiyoshi had impersonated him to take his wife?
He turned and rushed upstairs to the bedroom.
At this moment, Keiko had already woken up, draped in a robe, sitting dazedly on the Tatami, holding a letter and lost in thought.
Smack!
Winter Melon Madman grabbed Keiko and furiously slapped her across the face.
"You filthy woman, are you reading a love letter from your lover?" Winter Melon Madman yelled as he snatched the letter from her hand.
Buzz!
But when Winter Melon Madman read the letter, it felt as if he had been struck on the head with a heavy blow; his mind was ringing, and he almost fainted.
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