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As usual, when Xiao Yun woke up, Boss Lady had already prepared a delicious meal for him. Then, he hurried off to Paradise Beauty Club.
Just as he arrived at the security room, several male security guards quickly surrounded him, staring at Xiao Yun as if he were an alien that had just landed on Earth, inspecting him from head to toe.
One of them even brought his pig-like nose close, sniffing around him as if trying to catch a whiff of something.
"What are you smelling?" Xiao Yun asked, somewhat dazed.
The one sniffing replied, "I want to see if I can catch a scent of the new Beautiful CEO on you!"
Come on, what kind of talk is that? How could the scent of the beautiful Fire Phoenix, Miyoko Matsuno, possibly be on me!
"Did you smell anything?" Xiao Yun asked with a deliberate smile.
The sniffer shook his head repeatedly and said, "You must have taken a shower before coming to work today; you washed away the fragrance of the beauty that was on you!"
"Dude, Brother Long, you really don't know how to cherish it. If it were me, I wouldn't shower for ten days or half a month; the scent left on me would be so wonderful!" another security guard said with envy and jealousy.
Then someone else chimed in, "Dragon Brother, you're really something. The Beautiful CEO just started her position, and you've already sparked a romantic connection with her. Tell us Brothers how you managed to win her over! Also, last night when you drove the Beautiful CEO out, did you go to a hotel?"
As soon as he said this, it immediately sparked a chorus of responses from the other guards:
"Yeah, yeah! Dragon Brother, share your experience on how to conquer the Beautiful CEO with us Brothers!"
"Long San, the Beautiful CEO must be different from other women, right?"
"Isn't that a given? She's the Beautiful CEO—high-class and prestigious. Being under her must be an entirely different experience. Come on, let Brother Long tell us."
"They say Tokyo women are the best at being charming; their voices must sound different too!"
...Frenzied Sweat Ah, these male Beasts exuding a scent of hormones are really getting more outrageous by the minute.
Facing these guys, Xiao Yun knew very well that no matter how he explained, they would probably find it hard to believe.
Some things actually don't need to be defended; you can let others talk nonsense while you quietly listen, which is a special kind of enjoyment.
Xiao Yun smiled calmly and said, "Have you all decided?"
The security guards eagerly waited to learn from Xiao Yun, nodding their heads and saying, "We've decided, Dragon Brother, it's your turn!"
"Oh, then let me tell you, conquering beautiful women is actually quite simple. You just need to be bold, thick-skinned, and shameless, along with having the courage to go against the odds. As for the specifics, you can read my book, The Art of Seduction!" Xiao Yun said with a carefree smile.
One security guard impatiently asked, "Brother Long, where can we buy your book?"
Xiao Yun pretended to be profound and shook his head, saying, "You can't buy it yet; I'm still brainstorming. Once I have some free time, I'll start writing it."
Damn, it's not even published yet! Disappointment showed on the faces of the guards.
One of them said, "Brother Long, why don't you tell us about your relationship with Beautiful CEO?"
Xiao Yun smiled again and said, "To be honest with you, this Beautiful CEO is indeed different. For example: Kato Miyoko is very gentle in bed, completely obedient; while Miyoko Matsuno is enchanting like a snake in bed, captivating like a fox spirit. These two are like spring flowers and Autumn Moon, poetic and dreamlike, making you feel an overwhelming beauty that words cannot describe."
"Wow, Brother Long, you're really on a divine level! You even managed to win over the cold and aloof ice queen Director Kato?" someone exclaimed in surprise.
The other security guards were drooling, wishing they could kneel before Xiao Yun right then and there to worship him.
After all, boasting doesn't incur taxes; otherwise, how would he pass the leisurely time in the security room? Xiao Yun said with a smile, "Ever since I joined the company, Kato Miyoko has been infatuated with me. Since there's mutual affection, everything else is just trivial!"
"That's not right," one security guard frowned and said. "I recently heard that Brother Long you're not here for an experience but were demoted here by Director Kato. If she has feelings for you, why would she do that?"
Sweat, how did this security guard find out about it?
Xiao Yun wiped the sweat from his face and sighed, "Sigh, you fool, don't you know that hitting is affection and scolding is love? Even teeth and tongue can't avoid clashing, let alone lovers who spend every day together?"
Someone else chimed in, "Yeah, Brother Long is right. I bet in less than two days, Brother Long will be transferred back to the operations department!"
Beep beep beep... beep beep beep...
While Xiao Yun was chatting with a group of security guards, he suddenly heard his phone ringing.
He took out his phone and saw that the caller was Kato Miyoko.
"Director Kato, is there something you need?" Xiao Yun asked as he pressed the answer button.
Kato Miyoko shouted, "Get your ass to my office right now!"
Uh, what's this witch up to now?
Xiao Yun's phone was loud, and Kato Miyoko's furious voice reached the ears of the security guards. They all froze and stared at Xiao Yun in shock.
Xiao Yun's face turned red, and he rolled his eyes, saying, "Sigh, this woman is such a Tiger Mom. I guess what happened between me and Beautiful CEO last night reached her ears, and she's getting jealous. Forget it, I'll go explain to her so she doesn't overthink things. Having too many women around is really troublesome!"
He was putting on a show, acting all tough while the security guards looked on enviously.
Speaking of which, Xiao Yun was indeed a bit afraid of Kato Miyoko. When he arrived at her office door, he initially planned to push the door open but suddenly seemed to remember something and knocked rhythmically on the door instead.
"Get in here!" Kato Miyoko's angry voice came from inside.
Xiao Yun shook his head secretly and sighed. She truly was a super beauty; if she were a man daring to act so arrogantly towards him, he would have rushed in and punched him squarely in the nose.
Xiao Yun cautiously pushed open the door. One, two, three, he stepped inside Kato the Witch's office.
Upon seeing Xiao Yun standing in front of her, Kato Miyoko widened her eyes in surprise, as if examining a freak. She scanned him from head to toe, and suddenly an incredible smile appeared on her Cold Beauty face.
The sun must have risen in the west; Kato the Witch actually smiled?
Staring at the stunningly beautiful smile just inches away, Xiao Yun felt a surge of excitement. However, he quickly noticed a strong killing intent hidden behind that smile, sending a chill down his spine.
"Rogue Beauty Director, your... your smile is terrifying..." Xiao Yun blurted out, feeling a bit intimidated.
Unexpectedly, upon hearing his words, Kato Miyoko became furious: "Long San, you are too presumptuous! Tell me, what about me is terrifying?"
Xiao Yun realized he had misspoken. The word "terrifying" was definitely a sensitive term when it came to a woman's appearance.
"Uh, I misspoke. I'm sorry, Director Kato. Your smile is like flowers blooming; one smile can captivate a city, two smiles can charm a nation, and three smiles can bewilder even the gods..."
As he flattered her profusely, Kato Miyoko disdainfully waved her hand and said, "Enough. Long San, you really have some nerve. My old classmate Miyoko Matsuno just joined the company and you already took her to bed?"
Uh, does even Kato the Witch think so? Seeing Kato Miyoko's nearly murderous gaze, Xiao Yun's heart sank. Could it be that she was really jealous?
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