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Zhong Kui's Diary
"Hey, isn't that you, Zheng Nan?" It's rare for Xiao Yuan to take the initiative to greet me.
"Ah, Boss Xiao, since you're awake, no beating around the bush—quickly tell me the whereabouts of the Fire Spirit Pearl." I was too lazy to beat around the bush and got straight to the point.
"Eh, isn't Tian Zhiyong with you? Why haven't I seen him?" Xiao Yuan deflected the question.
Tian Zhiyong, it wouldn't be easy for you to see him. If I beat you to death, then you can see him. I cursed inwardly but laughed outwardly: "General Tian has something going on; he'll be here soon. Here, this is his car key he wanted to return to you."
Xiao Yuan frowned and reached for the key: "Where did he go? If he's coming back soon, why would you need to bring me the key?"
I didn't expect that beneath Xiao Yuan's seemingly carefree demeanor, his mind was racing. He smiled and took out his phone: "I'll call him right now and tell him to hurry..."
Before he could finish, it felt like someone had grabbed my throat; I couldn't say a word because I saw Xiao Yuan's right hand.
The last time I saw Xiao Yuan, his right hand was wrapped in thick gauze. Now that the gauze was removed, I immediately noticed that Xiao Yuan was missing his Index Finger.
Damn, Xiao Yuan's right hand actually has no Index Finger.
Fatty must have noticed this too and immediately connected it to who would be missing their right Index Finger. He shouted loudly: "Easily Water Cold!"
Xiao Yuan's hand froze in mid-air as he looked at us with a half-smile: "What about Easily Water Cold?"
I pulled Fatty back, and we quickly distanced ourselves from the bedside, pointing at Xiao Yuan and angrily shouting: "Easily Water Cold, stop trying to deny it."
A flurry of thoughts rushed through my mind. Gu Quan must have found a suitable body for Easily Water Cold. Indeed, Xiao Yuan's body would be perfect; he was already a champion in Yasheng Sanda with excellent physical qualities. Moreover, due to his injury, he could safely undergo fusion in the hospital without anyone disturbing him.
Now I finally understood why he had been experiencing memory issues repeatedly; wasn't this a sign of fusion? That second Doll—Tong Tong—often had memory problems too.
Xiao Yuan's smile gradually turned cold: "It seems you know too much."
Upon saying this, it was equivalent to admitting that he was Easily Water Cold.
I immediately took a defensive stance with Fatty. Damn, a ghost with Supreme Power, enhanced by golden bones, possessing the body of Yasheng, the Sanda champion—this fighting power could only be described as a combat machine among perverts.
“Ghost Brother, do you still have a gun?” Fatty asked in a low voice.
I knew he was referring to a powerful weapon like a Shotgun; handguns wouldn’t harm Doll.
“Not a chance, do you want one?” I replied irritably.
Xiao Yuan had slowly sat up from the bed, removed the IV from his left hand, and leisurely put on his shoes. In front of us, he performed two sets of radio calisthenics, the seventh set no less, which was quite outdated. Seeing that we didn’t react, Xiao Yuan became even more audacious. After finishing the calisthenics, he began to recite: “For the revolution, to protect eyesight, eye exercises begin now, first set…”
This guy was actually doing eye exercises in front of us; it was truly unbearable. Both Fatty and I instinctively threw punches at him, and I was even holding my phone.
“Boom!” Xiao Yuan struck out with lightning speed, exchanging blows with each of us. I was knocked back three steps, my phone flew onto the Flower Board, and then fell to the ground with a crash, shattering into pieces. Meanwhile, Fatty was directly kicked by Xiao Yuan, slamming against the wall and slowly sliding down with blood trickling from his mouth.
“Fatty, how are you?” I shouted.
“I won’t… die!” Fatty leaned against the wall while sitting on the ground, struggling to shake his head at me. “This guy… Damn, his strength… is too fierce!”
It seemed he wouldn’t be getting up anytime soon. Fatty couldn’t take a hit; I should have called Aijia Yu or An Ran over. Those two were representatives of Moon Attendant. It wouldn’t be a guaranteed win, but at least we could fight to a draw. Unlike now, where we were completely on the receiving end.
I swore that in the future I would keep a Rocket Launcher and grenades in my Spatial Bag for emergencies.
Why waste time thinking about useless things? I needed to figure out how to get through this predicament. Considering the situation before me and judging from my earlier exchange with Xiao Yuan, it seemed he had an 80% chance of winning.
Moreover, there was still his junior brother at the door, the runner-up of Yasheng Sanda. If they teamed up, I feared I wouldn’t even have a 10% chance. By the way, why hadn’t that Cui Yue made a move?
Xiao Yuan cracked his wrist and shook his neck as if he had finished warming up and was ready for battle: “Zheng Nan, initially we planned to use your body, but unfortunately, we always missed our chance. Honestly, your physical quality is outstanding; thinking about it now makes me drool.”
Drooling? Is there such a description for a person? Am I Braised Pork or Dongpo Pork?
"Well, it doesn't matter. This body is not bad either; it's worth the effort I put into pulling it back from the brink of death. For you, I spent a lot of effort to revive Xiao Yuan," Xiao Yuan said with a grin, a few beads of sweat appearing on his face due to excitement. At this moment, I should probably call him Easily Water Cold.
"You were lying in the hospital; how did the fusion happen? Did you bribe the doctors at this hospital?" A question suddenly popped into my mind.
"How could that be? Hehe, you're not thinking things through," Easily Water Cold said, shaking his Index Finger: "The one at the door is my junior brother Cui Yue. Where could I go that he wouldn't follow?"
That made sense. I forced a smile: "You, instead of being a good ghost, insist on taking over someone's body for what reason?"
Hearing this, Easily Water Cold immediately looked up at Flower Board at a forty-five-degree angle, tears glistening in his eyes: "What's so good about being a ghost? I've been a ghost for so long, and I haven't felt even a hint of pleasure that ghosts bring us. Unlike you humans, who eat well and drink well, drive cars and race horses, and as for you, female ghosts are all cold Ice Ice, stiff as wooden dolls. Unlike you humans, who are tight/warm/moist/slippery!"
I was stunned; is this your excuse for wanting to be human? Tight/warm/moist/slippery? You must be a pervert! I was clearly taken aback. After a while, I managed to chuckle: "So your first act after merging was to have that nurse serve you?"
"Of course! Haha, otherwise how would I know about tight/warm/moist/slippery? These nurses are all so charming!" Easily Water Cold laughed heartily, looking very pleased with himself, like an old fox who just stole thirty hens.
This guy seems to have taken advantage of several nurses; why aren't they speaking out?
The beads of sweat on Easily Water Cold's face were increasing, which made me feel something was off. What was going on?
Easily Water Cold seemed unaware of his own condition and laughed three times: "By the way, the Fire Spirit Pearl you’re looking for is actually in the storage locker at Foreign Trade Hotel. The key is with me. If you can survive and get out, the Fire Spirit Pearl will be yours. Alright, enough chit-chat; I'm going to take revenge for my companions now."
With that, he leaped forward and aimed a high kick at me.
I raised one arm to shield my head while using the other hand to brace against my arm for cushioning. I had no confidence in withstanding Easily Water Cold's kick; I was even prepared to be kicked away.
Bang! The kick struck my arm but wasn't as powerful as I had imagined; I didn't even sway.
Huh? This isn't right; how did Easily Water Cold lose so much strength? Did something happen to the Variable Gear he was using? I glanced at his wrist but found no golden ball tied with red string on it.
Sweat beads on my face grew larger, some even mixed with red streaks of blood.
Although I didn't know what had happened to him, my intuition told me this was an opportunity. With a twist of my waist, I delivered a side kick.
He seemed to want to raise his hands to block his chest, but his movements had clearly slowed down significantly. In his astonished gaze, with a loud thud, my foot struck his chest directly, sending him flying and crashing against the wall.
Seizing the moment, I immediately pounced on him, like a street thug in a brawl, raining down blows on him. I never expected that at such a critical moment, he would encounter problems. This... this happiness came too suddenly.
After landing a few punches, my fists met something hard, producing a clanging sound. It suddenly reminded me that this guy had a golden skeleton. I reached into my Spatial Bag and pulled out the iron pickaxe that appeared in my hand. Right, I've used this pickaxe quite a bit recently; will others start calling me Zhong Minhao?
At such a critical moment, I could still think of such things; I truly admired myself.
Standing up with the iron pickaxe in hand, I swung it wildly until I had thoroughly dealt with Easily Water Cold. Still not reassured, I struck his head a few more times before finally panting and standing aside. Wiping my sweat, I smiled at Fatty, who was sitting on the ground with wide eyes in confusion: "We really have been lucky!"
Fatty looked equally bewildered, about to say something when the door to the room was pushed open. A Nurse walked in; judging by her build and height as well as her eyes, she was the same Nurse who had just left. She had removed her mask, revealing a beautiful face with large eyes that displayed complex emotions—anger, fear, guilt... but mostly a sense of relief.
"You killed him?" The Nurse looked at the scattered golden fragments on the floor with an expression of forced calmness. However, the trembling legs exposed beneath her nurse's skirt betrayed her deep fear.
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