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Zhong Kui's Diary
A few people exchanged glances in silence, and finally, I laughed and said, "Since it's all green food, let's eat something to fill our stomachs first."
Due to the strange behavior of the old monk, we had to be cautious. Qingcheng and Kong Xuan both checked the cucumber with their own methods and confirmed that there was nothing unusual before signaling us that we could start eating.
I took a bite of the cucumber, and it was indeed crisp and tasty. After finishing, Lingfeng made a few phone calls and learned that Fatty and the others had already started taking a detour around Qingjiang County, while the helicopter from Star City was still being coordinated. From Lingfeng's tone, it seemed that the civil aviation helicopter was having some trouble, so Ling Dad contacted a military helicopter from the military district in Star City. If nothing unexpected happened, the aircraft would arrive in about an hour.
After hearing this news, I regretted it in my heart. If I had known earlier, I wouldn't have spent 8888 yuan on the Tathagata Package; I could have just bought an 88 yuan Arhat Bag instead. Now that the money was spent, it was impossible to expect that old guy to refund it.
Just as I was thinking about getting some kickback, the Six God Monk walked in with a strange smile on his face. "Oh? Why are you still standing?"
"What do you mean by standing?" I looked at Six Deities in surprise. At that moment, I heard Pengpeng make two sounds; looking over, I saw that the two drivers had collapsed on the ground, their faces flushed and eyes tightly closed, lying motionless.
Not good; this old fellow is going to rob us! A thought flashed through my mind as I was about to warn everyone when suddenly there were several more thuds. Lingfeng, Li Xinyan, Kong Xuan, and Qingcheng all fell to the ground as well. Only Aijia Yu and I remained standing.
"Wow! You two actually didn't fall down?" Six Deities exclaimed in surprise, scanning Aijia Yu and me from head to toe. "How could you not be affected by my Fragrance/Soft Muscle Powder? This is too strange."
Strange? I found it even stranger. Out of our eight people, six had been taken down by him while we still had no idea where things went wrong. Qingcheng had clearly checked the cucumber and found nothing unusual.
I couldn't think too much at that moment; I directly threw a punch at him to subdue this guy first, and Aijia Yu rushed up to assist.
To be honest, I didn't have confidence in defeating the old monk. I expected a fierce battle but unexpectedly saw Old Stupid Donkey leap out of the door and run away. In a panic, Aijia Yu and I chased after him without considering leaving anyone behind to look after Lingfeng and the others.
It wasn't entirely our fault for being so careless; the temple was small enough that when we entered earlier, we confirmed there were no other people inside. Qingcheng even used a spell called 'Insight' to assure us that there were no other life forms here—not even ghosts.
I believed Qingcheng; if she said there weren't any, then there definitely weren't.
With loud crashing sounds, Six God Monk ran ahead like a bull. It was strange; how could he run so fast with such large iron boots on? If he took off those boots and participated in track events, he would surely win all the speed-related gold medals. Damn it! Even at this moment, I was still thinking about these things. I shouted loudly, "Old Stupid Donkey, stop!"
The Six God Monk in front seemed a bit flustered and suddenly dashed into a woodshed. I was overjoyed; there was only one door to the woodshed, so if he went in, it would be a dead end for him.
As he rushed into the woodshed, I saw Six Deities standing leisurely in front of us, with sunlight streaming through the window and casting a dazed glow around him. Upon seeing us enter, Six God Monk stretched out his hands and made a gesture to pause, smiling, "When will this grudge ever end?"
"We have no acquaintance with you; what grudge could there be? Why did you poison us?" I asked anxiously, not knowing what Fragrance/Soft Muscle Powder was. If something happened to Qingcheng or Lingfeng, it would be troublesome. The name of that pill sounded strange.
As for why Aijia Yu and I were unaffected, it was probably because I had the Yin-Yang Physique, and Ai was a Moon Attendant. Our bodies were both unusual.
"Unacquainted? Heh heh, you may not know me, but you killed my grandnephew and took my treasures. This grudge cannot go unpunished!" Six Deities said with a sneer.
"Your grandnephew? Treasures?" I paused for a moment, uncertain. "Is it the Shattering Stone? The Yeling Mirror?"
"Exactly!" Six Deities's expression didn't change much; he still wore that lewd smile. "After saving up those two treasures with great difficulty, they were stolen by beasts to deal with you. Alas... it's all tears; years of hard work ruined in an instant!"
"So that's how it is," I nodded and couldn't help but ask, "How exactly did you poison us? We have been on guard against you."
"It's simple. My Fragrance is specially made and contains a unique ingredient called Fragrance Agent. This Fragrance Agent is non-toxic; no matter how much you inhale, it won't harm you! So even if you smelled it while burning incense, you wouldn't find anything unusual." Six Deities raised his eyebrows triumphantly. "And the cucumbers you just ate were grown by me personally; they contain a substance called Soft Muscle Powder. This is also non-toxic; even if eaten alone in large quantities, it won't cause any issues!"
"And then?" I asked in confusion.
"When Fragrance meets Soft Muscle Powder, they undergo a transformation into a potent sedative. Heh heh, only those who use Fragrance/Soft Muscle Powder would know!" Six Deities raised an eyebrow and laughed heartily.
"What do you want then? You just mentioned grudges; your words must hold weight." I exchanged glances with Aijia Yu, signaling that we were ready to act.
"Actually, I just want to ask you to do me a favor," Six Deities winked at me with a grin. "You killed my grandnephew and destroyed my treasures; I'm not holding that against you. Now I just need you to do something small for me. You wouldn't refuse, would you?"
"What if I refuse?" I asked.
"What if you refuse?" Six Deities chuckled, an expectant look on his face. "What other consequences could there be? I'll just have to cut all of you into pieces and then dry you out to make jerky!"
"Do you think you're so great!" I shouted, throwing a punch at Six Deities' nose.
Six Deities didn't dodge at all, just sneered at me coldly.
Was he so arrogant because he had a trick up his sleeve?
Sure enough, my fist hit nothing but air, and Six Deities' figure flickered and vanished into thin air.
Immediately after, the door of the storage room slammed shut with a bang, and Six Deities' voice came from outside: "This was just a Puppet technique, sorry to make you laugh! You two can develop your feelings in there while I go tie up those six people first."
With that, the sound of footsteps gradually faded away.
Could a mere storage room hold us? That shabby door could probably be pushed down by a child! I didn't even think about why Six Deities was so certain he could leave; I kicked the door hard, and it made a loud crash that sent me staggering back.
Upon closer inspection, I realized that the door had somehow fused with the wall into a solid piece of dark metal. Oh, I've seen this Spell before; not long ago in Moon City, when I was dueling with Ji Wuyuan's servant in the hotel, he used this trick to turn the whole building into a giant block of iron.
I never expected this Stupid Donkey could also use Spells, and with such high combat power too. The lethality increased geometrically. To put it simply, while my Kung Fu could defeat Kong Xuan, in a life-and-death struggle, I would be no match for him. To put it in trendy terms, Spells can provide an enhancement.
"Can you open this door?" I turned to Aijia Yu.
Aijia Yu shook her head at me, indicating that she couldn't break this Spell either.
Just as I was about to say something, I suddenly felt dazed and saw Ai smile seductively at me and nod. I don't know what happened; I found myself reaching out to touch Ai's face. She let out a soft sound and fell into my arms.
In an instant, my lips were dry and trembling as I began to unbutton Ai's clothes.
...
At this point, 87 words are omitted without any interjections. Actually, before I could do anything, just as we had barely taken off our pants, sounds of fighting came from outside the storage room, followed by Six God Monk's strange shout: "How did you wake up so quickly? Were you pretending to be unconscious?"
I hurriedly stood up with Aijia Yu, quickly putting on my clothes. I had just managed to put on my underwear, while Aijia Yu still had her underwear only at her knees. Suddenly, the door to the storage room was kicked open with a loud bang, and Six God Monk along with Kong Xuan, the City-Slayer rushed in, fighting. Upon seeing Aijia Yu and me in our naked state, both Kong Xuan and Qingcheng were stunned into silence. Sixth Sense Monk was also taken aback for a moment, standing aside and letting out a strange laugh: "Yo Xie, I wanted you two to develop feelings for each other, but I didn't expect you to take it seriously. Looks like I've inadvertently facilitated a pair of lovers!"
Kong Xuan and Qingcheng stared blankly at me, while Aijia Yu and I stood there foolishly, all four of us unsure of what to say.
After a moment, Qingcheng pointed her Peach Wood Sword at me, the tip trembling slightly. Her lips quivered, and the sorrow in her eyes made my heart race. I stammered, "Qingcheng, let me explain!"
"I don't know anything! I just woke up like this!" Aijia Yu sat down on the ground with a thud, burying her head in her knees and began to cry.
What do you mean by that? It sounds like I forced myself on you! I couldn't help but panic: "Aijia, how can you say that?"
At that moment, a cold gaze fell upon me from the side; its owner was none other than Kong Xuan.
"Kong Xuan, let me explain!" I turned to look at Kong Xuan's icy face and shouted loudly.
"Explain? You think I care!" Kong Xuan shouted back. He crossed his arms, and a red light began to form in his palms. Perhaps due to his anger, he didn't even chant any spells this time; he simply hurled a red energy ball directly at me.
I had no idea how to deal with this spell. Watching the rapidly approaching energy ball, I instinctively raised my hand to block it.
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