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Zhong Kui's Diary
As I finished this sentence, the Barrier slowly began to sink again.
With the Barrier pressing down on me like this, I could only lie flat on the ground. Even so, the Barrier quickly touched the tip of my nose.
"Wait! Wait!" I shouted loudly, "I have the Yi Jin Jing, and I also have the Washing Marrow Classic! I can synthesize new energy right away and perform the next Divine Skill immediately."
The Barrier paused, displaying two characters inside: Really?
At this moment, the Barrier had already pressed against my nose, causing a tingling sensation that brought tears to my eyes. "Really, really, I carry them with me all the time!"
I turned my head painfully to one side and struggled to take out my phone. I placed it beside my shoulder and quickly scrolled through my photo album with a sidelong glance until I found the photo of the notebook I had just taken: "Look, this is the complete Yi Jin Jing and Washing Marrow Classic!"
"Alright then, I'll wait for you to learn!" After saying this, the Barrier slowly began to rise again, and soon I was able to stand up.
Letting out a sigh of relief, I opened my phone to the first page of the Yi Jin Jing. Inwardly cursing at the chaotic content, I seriously doubted that after learning it, I would not only fail to synthesize new energy but might even go astray.
Just as I was about to delve into the Yi Jin Jing, several characters flashed above the Barrier: "I will only give you one minute."
One minute?
I had taken over sixty photos of these two notebooks, and each photo was filled with writing on every page. That wasn't even the worst part; there were many typos and messy scribbles…
Even if you gave me ten minutes, I might not be able to finish reading these chaotic materials, let alone learn them.
However, I still happily agreed because I had the Mysterious Realm Golden Sphere.
I could study in the Mystical Realm. No matter how long I stayed inside, time outside remained fixed; when I entered was when I would exit.
I reached into the Mustard Seed Pendant and found the Mysterious Realm Golden Sphere of Wind Sweeping Away the Clouds. After a moment's thought, I switched to the Frozen Boundless Realm golden sphere. Isn't the popsicle supposed to be all-knowing? I hope it can help me this time; otherwise, I'll beat it to death.
As soon as I thought of it, I entered the Mystical Realm and called out the popsicle loudly, recounting what had happened outside.
"Tsk tsk tsk!" The popsicle exclaimed in surprise, "Master, I really admire you. No matter where you go, there are always these chaotic events finding you!"
"Do you think I want this?" I retorted angrily.
"Is this your Fated Year? Are you wearing red underwear?" The popsicle chuckled.
"Hurry up and think of a way!" I clenched my fists and threatened, "Otherwise, I'll beat you to death!"
"What other methods could there be? Unless you can fuse with me right now, only then will the sixth energy be produced. Only in that case can you use the second move of the Kill You Divine Skill—'I Kick You to Death'," the popsicle sighed.
"Is there really no other way?"
"It seems not!"
"Last time, what method did you suggest for fusing with your Mystical Realm?" I frowned.
"The first is the Collective Will Method. Place the Mysterious Realm Golden Sphere next to your Dantian, then find eight Grandmaster-level Experts to attack the Mystical Realm together, forcing it into your Dantian," said the popsicle.
"That method is clearly no longer viable; the Eight Great Masters are almost dead!" I shook my head in rejection.
"The second method is the Purple Qi Comes from the East Method. Sit facing east on the ground, similarly placing the Mystical Realm at your Dantian. When the sun rises, concentrate and breathe, using the sun's energy to absorb the array of the Mystical Realm into your Dantian. After a thousand moments, you will succeed in fusion."
I pondered for a moment and asked, "Popsicle, is it possible for me to meditate for a thousand moments inside your Mystical Realm and fuse with it before going out?"
The popsicle chuckled, "Master, do you have any common sense? I am in the Frozen Boundless Realm, how could there be a sun inside? If the sun comes out, I would melt!"
Thinking about it, in the Ice, Fire, Wind, and Thunder Fourfold Profound Realm, although it was bright as day, there was indeed no sun.
"No need for the Revival Technique; just tell me your last resort," I said helplessly.
"The last resort is the Yin-Yang Dual Cultivation Method. According to the technique I gave you, after having intercourse with a woman ten times, six months later, as long as you place the Mystical Realm into your Dantian, it will immediately merge." The popsicle leered and added, "You aren't actually thinking of trying this method, are you?"
"Don't say that; I really do have such an idea. Just create a few hundred virtual girls for me, and then every time I meet ten of them, I'll merge the Mystical Realm after six months," I said with a sheepish smile.
The popsicle seemed taken aback for a moment before bursting into laughter. After laughing for a while, it gasped and said, "Master, I must say your thoughts are quite lewd! However, I can clearly tell you that this is impossible."
"Why is it impossible?"
"The Yin-Yang Dual Cultivation requires absorbing the Yin energy from a woman's body. The women I create virtually do not have this Yin energy. Even if you were to engage with a hundred of them continuously for a hundred years, it would be useless."
"Damn it, so there's no other way?" I felt disheartened.
The popsicle fell silent for a moment before saying, "How about you let me take a look at the Yi Jin Jing and the Washing Marrow Classic? Perhaps that Barrier is real."
I smiled wryly and replied, "Forget it; what's written in my notebook is all jumbled up and completely incomprehensible. Otherwise, why would I be wasting time talking to you? I could just study the Yi Jin Jing directly!"
"Right now we have to treat a dead horse as if it were alive; let's try it first!" the popsicle said with a grin.
Thinking about it, I took out my phone and flipped through the photos to make it easier for the popsicle to see.
I don't know what kind of Spell the popsicle used, but suddenly a projection of the photos from my phone appeared in the air. Then the popsicle asked me to turn the pages; with each page turned, corresponding projections appeared in the air until all my photos were displayed, filling the space with dense text.
Like a virtual computer screen, the photos in the air were magnified and organized one by one by the popsicle, and in the end, they were surprisingly arranged into two huge virtual books.
With a faint smile, the popsicle opened "Washing Marrow Classic" and flipped to the first page, which read: "Thus I heard, the Buddha told Subhuti. The Eagle Claw Technique has been completed, and only then can one proceed here. This is called the Silent Night Bell, which does not hinder human affairs..."
"From the meaning in the text, this 'i' should be 'dhi', as in Bodhi! The 'ren' later should be '人', meaning it does not hinder human affairs; it cannot be wrong," I analyzed.
The popsicle agreed deeply, and the 'i' in the air changed to 'dhi', while 'ren' became 'Ren'...
I don't know how long it took, but the popsicle and I guessed all the black blobs and pinyin on these two books. Finally, we read through them coherently several times, feeling that there was no ambiguity left before we prepared to begin our cultivation.
Just as I was about to circulate my energy according to the method above, the popsicle suddenly stopped me. I asked in surprise, "What’s wrong?"
The popsicle took a deep breath: "Master, there must be something strange about this!"
"Strange my ass! Speak quickly!" I replied unhappily; what time is it to still keep secrets?
"Even if you are a Kongwen Monk or a Kongjian Monk who studies culture and cannot write many characters, he surely cannot not write the character 'Ren', right?" the popsicle said slowly.
Indeed, with what the popsicle said, it did seem a bit off. I quickly said, "So what do you mean…"
"These pinyin and these typos must have something unusual." The popsicle pondered for a moment, flipped through the pages again, and began to read each character: "Ti... Ren... Ming... Xing... En..."
He actually read those pinyin one by one. After reading several times, the popsicle exclaimed excitedly: "I understood! This is definitely a spell. The pinyin represents the tone of the spell, and the black blobs indicate pauses. Thus, the spell on the first page is 'Ti Ren Ming, Xing En Nie Mi...'"
I followed along and read it once; feeling no reaction within my body, I couldn't help but ask suspiciously: "So what is this spell for?"
"The barrier outside can synthesize new energy, right? Once you memorize all the spells, try it out!"
Damn, have I memorized all the spells? There are more than ten or twenty pinyin on this page, and these two books have almost a hundred spells. Do you think I'm a Chinese Prodigy?
People can always find excuses to be lazy. I chuckled and said, "There's no need to memorize them; just get familiar with them. After all, these two books are right in front of us, so it's like an open-book test!"
The Ice Stick snorted, "Having a lazy master like you is really unfortunate!"
Not wanting to bother with it, I recited the spells a few times and then asked the Ice Stick to open the pages. I began to chant the spells according to the pinyin while channeling the Lightning Magic and Yin-Yang Energy within me. After all, these energies were currently at their peak.
At first, nothing much happened, but when I reached the eleventh spell, the Lightning Magic inside me started to stir restlessly, followed by the Yin-Yang Energy also beginning to fluctuate. The three energies oscillated for a while, flowing through my meridians continuously.
Is this the rhythm for synthesis?
I continued chanting the spells from the book, but no matter how I recited them next, there was no change in the internal energy; the Lightning Magic and Yin-Yang Energy just kept moving around inside me.
After controlling it slightly and feeling that they were still obedient, I relaxed and continued reciting until I finished the last spell.
As soon as I finished the last spell, the energy within me underwent a sudden transformation. Not only did the Lightning Magic and Yin-Yang Energy react, but also the Fire Elemental Magic and Devouring Energy that had been resting nearby. They surged forward as if Zhu Bajie saw Gao Cuilan or Bai Gu Jing saw Tang Seng; Avalokiteshvara saw Ruyi Jingu Bang. They raced along my meridians at high speed.
At that moment, my meridians felt like an F1 racetrack, with these energies resembling various racing cars competing against each other, roaring past. Sometimes Lightning Magic would be in front; other times Fire Elemental Magic would take the lead. After racing around my meridians for about ten laps, all five energies suddenly surged toward my Dantian area like out-of-control race cars crashing into each other.
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