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Zhong Kui's Diary
A middle-aged man, imposing in demeanor, turned out to be Lou Wei. The other figure in white, with a charming smile, was Ruan Ke Ren.
“Lou Wei!” Fatty exclaimed.
“Ruan Ke Ren!” I also exclaimed.
Lou Wei glanced at us lightly, said nothing, and turned to Sun God, smiling as he said, “Sun! How are you?”
Upon seeing his golden tiger head being broken by Lou Wei, Sun God was first surprised, then frowned. After hearing me call out Ruan Ke Ren's name, he instinctively repeated, “Ruan Ke Ren?” His expression changed drastically as he shouted at Lou Wei, “She is Ruan Ke Ren! Are you the Judgment of Life and Death?”
Lou Wei laughed heartily: “As the saying goes, while the mantis stalks the cicada, the oriole hides behind. I finally got to be the oriole.”
Ruan Ke Ren covered her mouth and giggled: “You mean you’re a bird person?”
Lou Wei was taken aback for a moment before changing his words: “As the saying goes, when the clam and the snipe fight, it’s the fisherman who benefits. I finally got to be the fisherman.” Looking at Sun God's pale face, Lou Wei smiled and said, “You look quite unhappy. If you have guts, come hit me!”
Sun God’s face alternated between green and red; he simply closed his eyes and absorbed energy from Moon Demon.
Lou Wei didn’t care about him anymore and turned to me with a smile: “Zheng Nan, thank you.”
“Are you really the Judgment of Life and Death?” I looked Lou Wei up and down, asking suspiciously.
“That's right,” Lou Wei nodded.
“What the hell is going on?” I scratched my head in frustration.
"Damn, you are Judgment of Life and Death?" Fatty approached, touching Lou Wei's arm, poking his chest, and lifting Lou Wei's hand to examine it in the light, looking astonished.
"Damn, I'm Judgment of Life and Death, not a pig. Do you think I'm selling pig feet?" Lou Wei laughed as he broke free from Fatty's grip. "Ever since I had that big battle with Yang Ding and Yin Jiu You, I've been stuck in Yang Realm, possessing Lou Wei's body, living a carefree life. Honestly, I've never been this happy. If I had known being human was this enjoyable, only a fool would choose to be a Demon."
Ruan Ke Ren immediately laughed and pinched Lou Wei's ear. "What are you saying? Are you implying I'm a fool?"
Lou Wei quickly laughed and pleaded for mercy. "Of course, you're the exception."
"Hey, hey, hey, you two lovebirds, stop flirting for a moment. You still haven't told me what's going on," I said, looking at Lou Wei sideways.
"Alright, let's continue." Lou Wei wrapped his arm around Ruan Ke Ren's waist and smiled. "Although being human is joyful, I still need to rescue my beloved wife. At that time, she was still imprisoned by the Song Family."
"Uh-huh."
"However, for someone like me who has lost their powers, rescuing my wife from the experts of the Song Family was no easy task. Just when I was feeling frustrated, Jin Manyuan had a showdown with the Song Family, causing their experts to lose their powers. Meanwhile, Jin Manyuan released the Top Ten Dark Demon Kings. I immediately seduced one of the Dark Overlords, Qiongqi, to possess me. At the moment he successfully broke through but was at his weakest, I shamelessly absorbed his energy and entered the Song Family, rescuing my wife."
Before I could ask more questions, the middle beam of light suddenly turned from Moonlight White Light Column to Light Purple. Fatty pointed at the Sun God and Moon Demon, interrupting Lou Wei. "Hey, stop chatting! What about those two?"
Lou Wei glanced over and said dismissively, "It's fine. Once activated, absorption cannot be stopped midway. If he tries to forcefully stop it, he will explode along with the Moon Demon."
Fatty suddenly panicked. "Damn it! An explosion at their level would probably flatten this Moon Demon Cave. I don't want to be turned into meat paste."
"Damn it! The fact that I can stand here chatting with you means I'm not afraid of him exploding. Why are you so worried? This kind of explosion won't harm us." Lou Wei rolled his eyes and continued, "The only thing he can do is spit at us or cast some spells. With me around, I'll ensure your safety. Heh heh heh, look at those veins popping on his forehead; he's clearly furious but helpless. Hahaha..."
"What if he absorbs all of the Moon Demon's energy? Wouldn't it be easy for him to deal with us once he reaches the Xuan Huang Level?" Fatty asked anxiously.
"No need to worry. Let's chat for a bit longer. After a while, when their energies balance out, I'll have my way of dealing with them," Lou Wei said with a calm smile.
"Then you continue," I said, eager to know the truth of the matter.
"After I absorbed the energy of Qiongqi, I went around looking for other Dark Overlords. I absorbed the energy of five more Dark Overlords and found that I had reached the limit of energy this body could store, so I began helping you kill other Dark Overlords," Lou Wei said.
"Why did you do that?" I asked, somewhat confused.
"I realized that ever since I experienced the joy of being human in this body, I considered myself one of humanity. Therefore, I cannot tolerate any actions that harm humans," Lou Wei replied seriously.
I exchanged glances with Fatty and Noodles; this change was too incredible. It was like a butcher suddenly saying, "Damn, after killing pigs for so many years, I've realized that being a pig is quite enjoyable. From now on, I'll be a pig. If another butcher comes to kill pigs, I'll fight him to the death..."
Lou Wei continued, "After rescuing my wife, I wanted to quickly eliminate the remaining Dark Overlords and retire to enjoy life with her. However, unexpectedly, I discovered traces of the Sun God at Daihei Mountain. This surprised me greatly; naturally, my retirement plan was ruined. I had to eliminate this threat."
"At that time, the Sun God hadn't taken my Devouring Energy yet. You had the ability to kill him; why didn't you just take action?" I frowned.
"Do you think I didn't want to? The Sun God is just too elusive. Even though I've absorbed the energy of six Overlords, my level is only between Master and Grandmaster. If the Sun God took a pill, his level could temporarily rise to Grandmaster Level; there would be nothing I could do about it. I could only wait for an opportunity," Lou Wei smiled at me: "Since the Sun God wanted to seize your Devouring Energy, I decided to place an undercover agent beside you..."
"Undercover?" I asked suspiciously, glancing at Sugar Doll: "Are you it?"
"Yes! Yes! I'm the undercover agent!" Sugar Doll immediately looked proud, standing up with its hands clasped in thanks as if it were receiving countless applause and cheers.
Lou Wei kicked Sugar Doll away with a laugh and scolded, "Damn it, don't steal my spotlight."
Sugar Doll got up with a face full of indignation: "Damn it, Lou Wei, are you planning to get rid of me after using me?"
Lou Wei scoffed: "Do you even know idioms? You're just a dog; even if I kill you, it's just a case of 'when the rabbit dies, the hound gets cooked.' Damn it, having a subordinate like you is truly my disgrace! If you keep talking back, I'll cook you for hot pot. I'm sure Zheng Nan and Fatty would be very interested."
Fatty and I immediately nodded with laughter: "Right right right, can't wait."
Lou Wei laughed and continued, "As for what happens next, I believe you all understand, so I won't elaborate. It's time to deal with Sun God and Moon Demon."
I exchanged glances with Fatty, both of us filled with disbelief, as if we had heard a kindergarten child boasting about defeating a college student. I cleared my throat and said, "Lou Wei, I'm not sure what level Moon Demon is, but Sun God has reached Divine Punishment Level. Your current abilities seem to be below Grandmaster Level. Are you sure you can defeat him?"
"I just mentioned that when Sun God absorbs Moon Demon's powers, he cannot use his ultimate moves. So even if he is at Divine Punishment Level, he poses no threat to us." Lou Wei released Ruan Ke Ren's waist and walked to the stone platform, squinting at it. "According to the theory of the famous physicist Cao Dama Zi, damn it, Cao Dama Zi only knows how to search on Baidu; what theory does he have? Forget it, I can't explain it clearly to you two illiterates. Anyway, when the energies of Sun God and Moon Demon reach a balance point, that will be their weakest moment. At that time, all I need to do is pierce a hole between them, like bleeding a pig, to release their energy..."
I immediately interrupted Lou Wei: "Wait a minute, their weakest moment? If that's the case, after I awaken Moon Demon, the first thing Sun God will do is kill the three of us. How could he leave us as a threat?"
Lou Wei was taken aback for a moment and then laughed heartily: "Sorry, my weak point is relative. In the eyes of Sun God, you are like mosquitoes. Hahaha! Do you think having Sixty-Five Million Years of magical power makes you impressive? Without an appropriate ultimate move, you can't even touch Sun God. If you don't believe me, go ahead and try attacking."
Try it? Fine! Both Fatty and I immediately swung our fists at Sun God. To our surprise, Sun God was like an ethereal shadow; no matter how we flailed about, we couldn't touch him at all. Even the sleeping Moon Demon was untouchable.
Lou Wei chuckled and told us to stop this pointless attack. He then carefully observed the white light spots between Sun God and Moon Demon, murmuring, "Almost there."
Suddenly, Sun God opened his eyes: "Judgment of Life and Death, why must you oppose me from a human standpoint when we are of the same origin?"
Lou Wei smiled but remained silent. He squinted at the white light spots between Sun God and Moon Demon, waited for about ten seconds, then suddenly unleashed a burst of purple light from his hand. He grabbed Sun God's neck and then seized Moon Demon's neck, forcefully crashing them together with a loud bang. The heads of Sun God and Moon Demon collided, emitting several beams of colorful light that shot straight into the sky.
These colorful lights seemed to represent the energies of Sun God and Moon Demon. As they burst forth, Sun God's face turned pale, and he shouted angrily: "Judgment of Life and Death, have you lost your mind? After becoming human, can your lifespan compare to that of a demon?"
No matter how much Sun God cursed, Lou Wei only smiled without responding. The purple light in his hand flickered while the colorful beams above the heads of both deities continued to shoot into the air.
I don't know how long it lasted—perhaps three or four hours—but by then, I, along with Fatty and Sugar Doll, had grown impatient playing cards on the side. Looking up, we saw that the colorful beams above Sun God and Moon Demon showed no signs of weakening. Meanwhile, Lou Wei appeared pale; beads of sweat rolled down his face as Ruan Ke Ren kept wiping his sweat.
I couldn't help but ask, "How's it going?"
"Damn it," Lou Wei gritted his teeth and cursed. "I miscalculated; these two beasts still haven't exhausted their energy!"
"What should we do?" I immediately stood up.
"Damn, some of us can't hold on any longer. You all prepare to contribute energy. Who's the undercover? Bring your million energy here," Lou Wei said, nodding towards Sugar Doll.
Sugar Doll walked over to Lou Wei with an unhappy expression, leaped onto Lou Wei's head, and placed her paws on top, cursing, "Damn it, I knew you would bully me. Why don't you use their energy first?"
However, Sugar Doll continuously provided her own energy.
After a while, Fatty replaced Sugar Doll. After more than an hour, he switched me out again. The three of us took turns; I lost track of how many times we rotated. It felt like several nights had passed, and there were piles of instant noodle bowls on the ground. Just as all my Yin-Yang Energy was about to be exhausted, the colorful light above Sun God and Moon Demon finally extinguished. With the disappearance of the colorful light, two soft sounds echoed as Sun God and Moon Demon turned to ashes.
Lou Wei collapsed on the ground, gasping for breath. "Damn it, we finally did it."
I was also exhausted. Looking at Sugar Doll lying on Fatty's belly like a dead dog, I couldn't help but laugh and say, "Like all fairy tales, from now on we can live happily ever after."
...
Three months later, Lou Wei and Ruan Ke Ren's wedding was held at Star City Grand China Hotel. Due to Lou Wei's special status, the guests who came to congratulate them were a mixed crowd: people from the Office of the First Division, members of the Dragon Group, leaders from the Star City National Security Bureau, local power brokers like Tang the Elder, representatives from family forces such as Ling Feng Guo Er, and Taoist sects like Kong Family, Song Family, and Xiao Family.
As the host, I stood between Lou Wei and Ruan Ke Ren, smiling at everyone and saying, "Lou Wei is a noble person, a pure person, a moral person who has risen above lowly interests—well, I'm not entirely sure about that..."
Everyone laughed.
"Ruan Ke Ren is gentle and graceful, elegant and generous, with no bad habits—well, her only bad habit is falling in love with Lou Wei..."
The crowd burst into laughter.
"The couple has a mutt named Undercover and plans to have hot pot during the New Year..."
"Woof Woof Woof," Sugar Doll shouted as she pounced towards me, only to be caught by Fatty, causing everyone to burst into laughter.
"...The couple once saved billions of humans..."
A well-meaning person shouted, "Luo Wei can save several hundred million with just one shot, so how did his wife only save a few billion?"
The crowd erupted in laughter.
Amidst the laughter, I exchanged a glance with Fatty and the others. Although we all smiled, the emotions in our eyes were beyond what words could describe...(THE END OF BOOK)
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