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You Were Born a Nobleman, Chapter 30: Am I Not as Good as a Dog?
Tang Zisu tugged at Kong Xuan's sleeve. "Xuan Xuan, let's go take a look. Shu Que Wu Pan."
Kong Xuan tilted her head slightly. "Are you sure you want me to go to a chicken coop or pigsty dressed like this?"
Tang Zisu glanced at Kong Xuan's white robe that resembled a wedding dress train and nodded. "You're right; I should go instead."
Kong Xuan leaned against a tree, arms crossed, the corners of her light-colored lips curling into a mocking smile. "What can you even see?"
"I can't see anything, but if you don't go and I don't go, are we going to let Softy go? What’s the point of us being here?"
"Ahei has already gone."
"Ahei... Am I not as good as a dog?" Tang Zisu clenched her small fist, her face taut with frustration, clearly annoyed.
The mocking smile on Kong Xuan's face became more pronounced. She reached out and pulled Tang Zisu closer, poking her cheek with her finger. "You know, in many ways, you're not as good as it."
Tang Zisu's pride was severely wounded; she immediately transformed into a feisty little cat. Without thinking, she grabbed Kong Xuan's finger and tried to bite it. At that moment, she saw no beautiful goddess but only a cunning and sharp-tongued villain.
Kong Xuan quickly withdrew her hand but then poked Tang Zisu's cheek again. "You always resort to this tactic. Can't you think of something other than eating?"
"I've only been thinking about eating, Xuan Xuan, you're bullying me." As soon as these words were spoken, Tang Zisu was stunned. Damn it, is this cute and spoiled person really me? I'm a pure man; when did I become so delicate and soft?
Tang Zisu's eyes turned red in embarrassment. She stomped her foot and said, "I'm not talking to you," before turning to leave. Little did she know that this action made her seem even more feminine. Sigh, Tang Zisu, since you've already embraced this side of yourself, you might as well cultivate the art of being a woman!
Before Tang Zisu could enter, Softy and Lang Ye walked out together.
Tang Zisu grabbed Softy's hand and asked, "So, did you find anything?"
Softy shook her head. "Besides a few scattered feathers, there isn't even a drop of blood. There's not a single trace of a beast's claws."
Kong Xuan immediately moved to the upwind side but still couldn't help wrinkling his nose in disgust.
Seeing this, Tang Zisu suddenly felt very happy. She laughed heartily, "You must be a Virgo, Xuan Xuan, with your standard cleanliness obsession."
The villagers around them were momentarily taken aback; High Priestess was indeed bold to casually mention something like virginity.
Kong Xuan completely ignored Tang Zisu. He looked at Lang Ye and silently asked, "What have you discovered?"
Lang Ye replied, "This isn't the work of ordinary beasts. In just one night, they took away dozens of chickens and over twenty pigs from more than ten households."
Kong Xuan fell silent for a moment before asking Tang Zisu, "What do you think, Tang Zisu?"
"Are you kidding me? I'm not some expert!"
Tang Zisu pretended to be experienced and profound as he said, "It’s definitely not an ordinary person who could steal so many livestock at once; it’s even less likely to be wolves."
Aunt Mi gruffly replied, "So are we to believe that our livestock just ran away on their own?"
Tang Zisu shot a disdainful glance at Aunt Mi, knowing the old woman was just talking nonsense. Was she trying to pin this on his father's dog?
"That’s a good point, Aunt. It’s quite possible that some kind of supernatural force controlled these animals, causing them to wander off."
Tang Zisu turned and leaned against a large tree in the yard, using it to hide his face as he stifled a laugh. He instantly imagined a group of pigs leading a flock of chickens down a small path, crossing a stream, and heading off into the vast wilderness. He nearly laughed so hard he would wet himself.
Naturally, everyone disagreed with Kong Xuan's statement, but no one dared to refute it. They quietly waited for Kong Xuan to continue.
Kong Xuan said, "Please return home for now. Within three days, I will definitely provide you with a satisfactory answer."
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