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You Were Born a Nobleman, Chapter 47: I Bet a Cucumber
Kong Xuan had a headache; indeed, crying, throwing tantrums, and threatening to hang oneself were a woman's ultimate weapons.
"Alright, shut up." Kong Xuan was furious at the person in front of him, whom he couldn't hit or scold. He tightly gripped Tang Zisu's arms, his face darkening as he said, "If you cry again, I'll knock you out."
However, his threat seemed to have no effect. Tang Zisu cried even louder, her snot and tears smeared all over his seemingly expensive white robe.
Lang Ye and Horse Abdomen watched the scene like it was a show, with Lang Ye nearly laughing out loud. Serves you right, Kong Xuan; look at you now!
"Master, please stop crying. I know how to get you back."
"Huh?" Tang Zisu looked at Horse Abdomen with her red nose and a big bubble of snot hanging from it, her mouth agape in a silly manner.
Horse Abdomen frowned slightly, silently telling himself that he saw nothing.
Lang Ye didn't have such good composure. Given that a wolf couldn't make many facial expressions, he simply turned away. Kong Xuan, your woman is really hopeless; I bet a cucumber that you can't handle her.
Tang Zisu wiped her snot on Kong Xuan and moved closer to Horse Abdomen. "Do you really have a way?"
Kong Xuan was worried about her safety and reached out to grab her, but halfway through, his hand turned into a fist and fell weakly by his side.
Horse Abdomen quietly looked at Tang Zisu for a moment and asked, "You said you are from a few thousand years later?"
"Well, my home has skyscrapers, restaurants, hotels, and computers. All you have here are strange big swindlers."
"Master, I am like you, but I come from a few thousand years ago. Someone opened the Heavenly Clock, disrupted time, and sent us all here."
Kong Xuan frowned tightly upon hearing this: the future? So she does not belong to this world. Heavenly Clock? Someone disrupted it? Indeed, this matter is not simple.
Tang Zisu sniffed and sucked back her snot. Lang Ye felt nauseated and wanted to vomit; even though he wasn't a germaphobe, he couldn't stand it. Where did this bizarre woman come from? He refused to share a table with her.
Kong Xuan's expression was far more dramatic than Lang Ye's. Just when Lang Ye thought Kong Xuan was about to vomit, he stepped forward and coldly tore off a piece of his clothing, extending it towards Tang Zisu.
Tang Zisu focused entirely on Horse Abdomen, confused by the fabric that appeared out of nowhere, staring blankly with wide eyes.
Kong Xuan was on the verge of breaking down. He stepped forward fiercely and slapped Tang Zisu twice. Let's put aside your imaginations; Ming Wang is a civilized person. In reality, he simply pressed the cloth against Tang Zisu's nose and pinched it hard.
Tang Zisu: "Mmm mmm..."
Kong Xuan: "Hurry up, apply some force; it's coming out."
Lang Ye: Hurry up, apply some force, get it out...
Horse Abdomen: ..........
Tang Zisu was unable to breathe as her nose was pinched. She reached out to grab Kong Xuan's collar, but Kong Xuan noticed her intention and moved away from her. In order to catch her breath, Tang Zisu could only blow her nose loudly, making grunting sounds.
Kong Xuan's brows furrowed even tighter, and the muscles on his face twitched involuntarily. Once Tang Zisu finished, he threw down the handkerchief and walked to the lakeside, washing his hands repeatedly with a dark expression, wishing he could scrub off a layer of skin.
After taking several deep breaths, Tang Zisu suddenly noticed that Horse Abdomen and Lang Ye were staring at her. Not only did this infuriate her, but she also quickly walked upwind of Kong Xuan and began washing her face vigorously, splashing water all over him.
With a dark expression, Kong Xuan took off his robe and threw it on the ground, stepping on it as he walked past.
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