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You Were Born a Nobleman, Chapter 48: Throwing Potato Shreds in Your Face
Kong Xuan, with a dark expression, reached out and threw his robe to the ground, stepping on it as he walked over.
Tang Zisu stood up like a little wildcat, hands on her hips, pointing at Kong Xuan: "What's your problem? If your clothes are dirty, you can wash them. Just throwing them away? Luckily you're a man; if you were a woman, who would want you as a wasteful person?"
The veins on Kong Xuan's forehead throbbed. Tang Zisu had completely challenged his patience, and he really wanted to—tear off her skirt and give her a good spanking.
But before he could assert his dominance, Tang Zisu remembered she was discussing serious matters with Horse Abdomen. This Kong Xuan was simply annoying, meddling for no reason and throwing her off track. My mother hasn't wiped my nose since I was five; am I that familiar with you?
To mask the rising heat within her, Tang Zisu pretentiously nodded towards Horse Abdomen: "So, how can I go back?"
Horse Abdomen replied with two words: "I don't know."
"Damn it, what do you mean you don't know? Are you just showing off? Aren't you the Sphinx? Aren't you all-knowing? And now you're backing down? Horse Abdomen, let me tell you, you're just a knockoff."
Today, the little wildcat was on fire, ready to challenge anyone and turn everyone into sour and spicy potato shreds.
Lang Ye was laughing so hard he could barely breathe. He actually wanted to lie back with his limbs in the air and laugh uncontrollably, but considering Wolf King’s cool and domineering image, he held back until his jaw cramped.
"I can't go back either, unless Heavenly Clock changes again," Horse Abdomen's flat voice interrupted Tang Zisu in time. However, its answer was practically meaningless to Tang Zisu.
"Where is the Heavenly Clock? Who is going to change it?"
"Horse Abdomen" replied, "The secrets of heaven cannot be revealed."
Reveal your nonsense! Can you provide something fresh? You've been saying this for thousands of years!
"Kong Xuan" lowered his head and remained silent for a while before saying, "Horse Abdomen, there are probably more than just you among the strange beasts at Peacock Mountain, right?"
"There can't be just me!" Horse Abdomen's expression suddenly changed slightly; Kong Xuan had already sensed the provocation and mockery.
"Tang Zisu" gasped, "There are many strange beasts in the Classic of Mountains and Seas, and almost all of them are man-eaters. What should we do?"
Horse Abdomen looked blankly, "I don't know."
"So what should we do? What about Softy, Little Fish, Jumping, Uncle Zhu, Aunt Zhu? What about me?"
Kong Xuan looked at Tang Zisu's anxious face: she really wasn't thinking about saving the common people or the deities of the three realms; she was only concerned about a few people around her.
Kong Xuan glanced at Horse Abdomen and said coldly, "Is this a declaration of war against me? Are they sending these trash to deal with me?"
"It has nothing to do with the heavenly realm. Ming Wang, don't overthink it; we don't know who sent them."
More and more mysteries wrapped around Kong Xuan like thick clouds. He knew these matters were definitely related to him, including Tang Zisu, who resembled Light Eye; it was all a ready-made trap. Ming Wang thought to himself, with a smirk at the corner of his mouth, they still can't forget me after three hundred years. It seems I can't let them down!
Tang Zisu increasingly struggled to make sense of the situation. She angrily shouted at Kong Xuan, "Can you please stop talking! Horse Abdomen, let's go over there to talk, so we don't have to deal with this buzzing fly."
Watching the two of them walk away, Lang Ye finally couldn't hold back and collapsed on the ground, laughing uncontrollably. He even mimicked Tang Zisu's voice, saying, "Let's go over there to talk; there's such a big fly here!"
Kong Xuan flicked the Peacock Feather in her hand and aimed it at Lang Ye's head. Lang Ye remained unfazed, not even blinking.
The Feathers stopped just an inch from Wolf Head, but the gust of wind created by their movement sheared off a few beautiful tufts of wolf fur from his head. The wolf fur danced in the wind before sadly falling into the lake.
"Damn it, my fierce hairstyle! Kong Xuan, this isn't over between us!"
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