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Opening the Credit Point Inquiry Platform, an unexpected amount caught the eye.
Account: Transfer Income
Date: November 19, 555 AD, 1:04 AM
Transferor: Information Broker
Yan Yan paused for a moment, surprised by the amount of money displayed.
Pulling up the Game Forum, she found the top trending post and clicked on it.
Post: Newbie Village Number Bss was pushed to the forefront, high-definition footage.
Upon seeing the two words, Yan Yan raised an eyebrow and clicked on the video.
The video began with soothing background music, showing a group of people lying in ambush around Bss. As a shadow darted into view, the music's tempo gradually picked up. The shadow waved its hand, and the crowd seemed to receive some command, quickly dispersing to take their positions. A frantic figure appeared in the center of the video—A Meat Chain, who had drawn the monster's attention. The scene then shifted to focus on Bss's rear; it seemed the cameraman had changed positions. There was Bss's muscular backside facing everyone, with a wolf's head stuck in a tree hole, roaring and biting frantically.
At that moment, a subtitle appeared: "A moment between man and beast in a tree hole—will it be fate or disaster? Watch the video to find out."
As viewers debated whether the player trapped in the tree hole would end up as wolf food, a glinting arrow shot across the screen with lightning speed, striking Bss's Chrysanthemum. The audience felt a sharp pain in their own Chrysanthemum as Bss's scream filled their ears.
Immediately after, Gray Wolf Territory lunged toward the direction of the arrow like a hungry tiger pouncing on its prey. The player in the tree hole rolled out just in time, their escape comically awkward—truly a rising star in performance.
The video shifted focus again, this time on the player being chased by Bss. Due to the irresponsible cameraman, who could have zoomed in but instead used a wide-angle shot, viewers couldn't see the person's face clearly—what a letdown!
The comments section was flooded with complaints.
"Can't see their face!"
"Is it a guy or a girl? Can't tell!"
"Look out! Bss is about to claw them!"
"It???"
With no way to determine gender, they could only refer to them as "it."
Unable to see the face.
Is it a man or a woman?
...
Blocking the barrage, what followed was the impressive display of a player skillfully kite-fighting from a distance, arrogantly disregarding all of Bss's attacks as they effortlessly danced around the enraged Bss.
Subtitles read: High-Level Player vs. Casual Players
Next came an image of someone awkwardly rolling out of a tree hole, titled: Rising Star of the Entertainment Industry Emerges from the Hole.
The barrage erupted with laughter, interspersed with comments about Thread Starter and pills, along with a generous supply of virtual pills sent their way.
There were also requests for updates on the player's status after rolling out of the tree hole, and amidst countless comments, one stood out: a comment about Meat Chain that wasn't actually Meat Chain. The confused onlookers began to engage in the discussion.
When A Meat Chain opened Forum and logged into Account, seeing thousands of @ mentions, they felt utterly overwhelmed.
Turning to the person next to them, they shouted in frustration, "Hey Fatty! At least have some decency! What did I do to deserve this? My account has become a celebrity account; I'm about to be stripped bare! Help me!"
A Fatty calmly scratched his foot and replied, "This is to boost your popularity. Look, a bunch of people are tipping you. Silly."
"The ones tipping aren't even me; it's that Information Broker!" A Meat Chain exclaimed, looking utterly defeated.
The foot-scratching giant shrugged, indicating he was just being helpful, and continued watching the video.
At this moment in the video, the player had settled into a rhythm of steadily draining Bss's health. Their movements were precise as they ran in circles, always maintaining an appropriate distance from Bss. Occasionally, they would turn around and shoot an arrow. What amazed everyone was that every single arrow struck the same wound! That fierce momentum reminded them of that fateful arrow piercing the Chrysanthemum, swift and painful...
This person's movements were smooth and casual, exuding an air of King of Teasing. Unfortunately—
That face remained inexplicably unseen!
It was either blocked by suddenly drifting leaves or obscured by their tousled hair, or perhaps by another player's weapon or limbs. After several attempts, the audience realized it was intentional on the part of the cameraman. A wave of complaints flooded the screen, causing this video's barrage count to skyrocket to first place.
As the teasing continued, the video's view count surged dramatically.
Regarding the viewing fee of one Credit Point, the entertainment value of this video can be completely disregarded for that one Credit Point.
In the frame is the King of Teasing, yes, that's right, the vast audience has given the protagonist of the video a high-end and sophisticated nickname, "King of Teasing." The Thread Starter quickly added subtitles:
The King of Teasing strikes again, high energy ahead.
One can see "it" casually reaching out, grabbing a bewildered player into the battle, drawing a knife, drawing and drawing—
"Draw what? Where's my brother's heroic stance???" Mao Mao shouted at the screen: "You damn Information Broker, you should showcase my brother's heroism and charm all the beauties; you fraud!"
Furious, he left a comment: "Thread Starter, you scheming b*tch, fraud!"
It turns out that the video has progressed to the point where the videographer lands a hit on the BSS's vital spot, a high Damage Value floating up unsteadily, contrasting sharply with the player in front who is humorously playing with his knife while dodging the BSS.
With a middle finger emoji on the barrage, Mao Mao expressed that he would hit Information Broker every time he saw him from now on.
"Wow, this Damage Value must be real!"
"Oh my—scared me! This Damage Value is what I deal to monsters in one hit."
"Hey now, are we sure this Damage Value isn't something Thread Starter posted just to grab attention?"
Thread Starter: "Is Ls selling out your Intelligence?"
"Indeed, that person who posted it—I think your eyes are glued to it? This is clearly game data."
"Is this Damage Value from Mars? It's so high! Must be real—"
"Even if players put all their attribute points into strength, they still wouldn't reach this Damage Value. Analyzing it further, it seems there's something wrong with the bow and arrow in this player's hands. It could be some artifact," commented a player claiming to be a technical analyst.
"Ls must have cat ears; Official already released news that artifacts only appear after a first evolution, which means you'll only see them at level sixty. How could there be one now? What artifact? It's just ordinary Black Iron Equipment; there are plenty of these arrows in the newbie village Blacksmith Shop—get as many as you want as long as you have money. Oh, let me add that these arrows cost 1 gold coin per set. Since starting this hunt, this player has shot down one gold coin. As for that Longbow, I'm too inexperienced to recognize it. This player is confirmed to be a Wealthy Player."
Subtitles: High energy ahead; full of dirtiness—please bring your own cleaning powder.
Just as the subtitles floated by, all players attacking the BSS suddenly lay flat on the ground, with one notably high and prominent rear end sticking up.
With a distant view, Bss continuously swayed in the background.
Subtitle: "Throwing a party in broad daylight, is this a failure of the system or a decline of morals? Please watch this episode as we take you into the empty world of lonely otaku."
"Damn it! You bastard Information Broker," the fat man shouted angrily as he jumped up from his chair, ignoring Meat Chain who was trying to calm him down, trembling fingers pointing at the screen, "This, this, this is simply insane!"
A Meat Chain struggled to hold back laughter, putting on a pained expression and said, "Indeed, it's insane." Inside, he was already laughing uncontrollably. Emma Karma Turns., thirty years of fortune and misfortune, finally it was the fat man's turn to suffer. Hahaha, what a laugh!
"Hahaha—" The screen erupted with waves of energy, as if something was bursting forth, an unbearable sight that made A Meat Chain burst into laughter.
The comments were filled with ads for stain removers. Dirty, dirty, dirty—full of power and also grabbing plenty of attention.
The background music gradually intensified, the explosive rhythm making the audience feel the urgency of Bss's powerful strike after going berserk. Everyone held their breath as they watched the figure skillfully dodging the aftershocks while floating between the trees on a thin thread.
Moving like a startled rabbit and still as a maiden, calm and composed without any flaws—worthy of the title "King of Teasing."
Arrows glinted coldly as they shot through the air; the terrifying Blood Hole made it feel like one could sense the dreadful impact from those arrows even through the screen. Such attacks were truly breathtaking.
In the end, with a graceful flip like a hawk, the figure landed steadily with bow in hand, gazing ahead with an aura of fearless determination that drew unanimous applause from the audience.
Perhaps this was their ideal image of the perfect "King of Teasing."
Before thousands of troops, like an eagle poised to take flight, there was an effortless grace and an undeniable sense of victory over its prey!
At the end of the video, Surrounding Players rushed forward and pushed Bss to the ground.
Subtitle: "Ten people pushing down a wolf; poor Gray Wolf unable to withstand their combined strength and met its demise."
The comments were filled with ridicule, bluntly stating that LZ was full of dirtiness and that the video had plenty of flaws.
"LZ, step out! We promise not to kill you."
"LZ, as long as you reveal the true identity of 'King of Teasing,' we guarantee not to kill you."
"LZ, be kind!"
“Overflowing with Sarcasm.”
“Overflowing with Sarcasm+1”
“Overflowing with Sarcasm+”
“Overflowing with Sarcasm+186”
...
A series of comments, some threatening, some negotiating, and others pleading, fell under the grinning face of the Information Broker.
“Achoo—”
He rubbed his nose, feeling a chill shoot up from his tailbone to his spine. He shrank his neck, a smug expression on his delicate face. If one could overlook the overwhelming sense of lewdness.
Video Total Clicks Ranking: First Place
Video Total Comments Ranking: First Place
Video Trending Search Ranking: First Place
Hot Posts Trending Search Ranking: First Place
Clicks: 10,000+
Revenue: 10,000+
He closed the Forum, hiding his achievements and fame.
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