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As the students tried to organize their chaotic thoughts, Chen Fan, sitting in the back row, curled his lip. He estimated that Monster Teacher would definitely score a nine on this performance, and the rest would be just for show. If he didn't calculate it this way, it would be a disservice to the impressive act that had been put on.
Carrying the burden of potentially destroying the moon, yet still managing to live nonchalantly was quite rare. It wouldn't be long before the truth came out, and this guy would probably be charged with deceiving the entire world.
How many years would he get for that? Chen Fan pondered seriously.
"Teacher, can you really be killed?" asked a girl with bright green hair.
Monster Teacher patted her round head and, with a tentacle leaving a trail behind it, grabbed a handgun from a cart. Under the puzzled gazes of the students, he fired it with a loud bang at another tentacle's finger, instantly blowing it apart and splattering yellow liquid across the blackboard, making it very conspicuous.
After demonstrating in person, Monster Teacher chuckled and said, "This type of bullet is specially made. If it hits the teacher, the result is what you see here. Remember to aim for the teacher's heart; otherwise..."
Otherwise what? The students looked on in confusion until they witnessed Monster Teacher's exploded finger rapidly regenerating within seconds.
"Otherwise, it will be like this!" Monster Teacher said in a shy tone. "So remember, students, whether it's bullets or daggers, you must hit the teacher's heart; otherwise, it won't work."
Then he compared where his heart was located. This demonstration and explanation left the students at a loss for words.
Ujian Weichen observed coldly. Seizing Monster Teacher's moment of relaxation, he swiftly drew a dagger from his pocket and lunged at the monster's dancing tentacles while calmly saying, "Students should also remember one thing: this monster moves at speeds above Mach 0. When aiming for its moments of vulnerability, don't miss your chance to attack!"
On the podium, despite Ujian Weichen's terrifying thrusts, Monster Teacher maintained an air of leisure. His body transformed into an afterimage as he stirred up a gust of wind that only allowed glimpses of his upper body moving.
"Teacher Wu Jian is absolutely right!" dodging Ujian Weichen's attacks with ease, Monster Teacher even took the time to tidy up his opponent's clothes and hair...
The comb and hairdryer that suddenly appeared in his hands were definitely not pulled from his pocket; rather, this monster had found time amidst such relentless strikes to leave the classroom and retrieve these items from somewhere.
The students who understood these things changed their expressions, gaining a clear understanding of the speed of 0Mach.
“Teacher Wu Jian, if you keep attacking like this, I will retaliate!” The tone of Monster Teacher shifted slightly, carrying a hint of coldness.
“Tch—” Ujian Weichen immediately ceased his attacks. According to the agreement between both parties, only students could attack the monster without facing retaliation; others were not afforded such leniency.
Just moments ago, Ujian Weichen had acted with a sense of trial. If he could kill the monster, it would be a joyous outcome for everyone. If he couldn't, he could always find an excuse to cover up his failure.
Now that he realized he couldn't kill the monster, there was no need to provoke it further. He sheathed his dagger and turned to the stunned students below. “Did everyone see the demonstration just now? So make sure not to miss even the slightest opportunity. Whenever this monster shows any sign of weakness, don’t hesitate—attack it directly!”
The students nodded in agreement, their expressions a mix of disbelief and amusement. You attacked for quite a while, and all Monster Teacher did was give you a new hairstyle, yet you didn’t inflict any damage at all.
The students weren’t foolish; in fact, they were quite clever. Even in this class labeled as 'useless,' the students would rank as average performers in other schools.
During the interactive session between teacher and students, Chen Fan squinted slightly, cradling a steaming cup of coffee and savoring each sip.
The wide desk in front of him was not merely decorative; in one corner sat a coffee machine alongside a computer, teacups, snacks, books, and various items to pass the time.
This led other students to wonder if he was really here to study.
“Chen Fan, please put those items away. The teacher doesn’t believe these things are appropriate for students!”
Suddenly, Monster Teacher, who had just been at the podium, appeared right in front of Chen Fan, speaking with a tone that carried a stern admonition.
“Monster Teacher, it seems you didn't quite understand what I said to Dean yesterday,” Chen Fan said, completely unfazed by the numerous gazes directed at him. He lounged lazily in his chair, a smile on his face. “Learning means nothing to me. No matter what school it is, as long as I say a word, the principal will be grinning and begging me to attend. Do you believe that?”
The students who heard this gasped quietly; his arrogance was astounding, and this kid was incredibly cocky!
“The teacher knows you're talented. You probably know all the knowledge from high school, but if you continue like this, even the best gifts will be wasted,” Monster Teacher said, unable to bear witnessing Chen Fan squander his talent after seeing him perfectly solve the college entrance exam papers.
Feeling somewhat helpless under Monster Teacher's guidance, Chen Fan put on a melancholic expression and said, “Teacher... when you die, I’ll study hard. Otherwise…”
Seeing the knowing look in Chen Fan's eyes, Monster Teacher was left speechless; he had to bear the consequences of his own words!
He had threatened to destroy the Earth next March, and if he didn’t die himself, no matter how hard he tried, it would seem like a futile effort in the eyes of others.
“Alright!” Monster Teacher finally conceded in front of everyone, a hint of resentment in his tone. “As long as you don’t disturb your classmates, you can do whatever you want; I won’t interfere!”
In Monster Teacher’s eyes, Chen Fan was only ten years old. Even if he wasted a year, it wouldn’t be a big deal. Thus, Monster Teacher had no choice but to give up on advising his student and instead focus on providing some informal education for those who wouldn’t listen.
However, for the other students in the classroom, this scene felt utterly disconnected; it was like being shown something inappropriate after having their pants down.
Meanwhile, Ujian Weichen was sweating profusely; only he knew that the adorable kid lounging in that Boss Chair was actually an SSS-level superpower user.
He understood well what Chen Fan meant. For a super-rich individual worth billions of dollars, learning was merely a hobby. Moreover, this person was not just wealthy; beneath that harmless exterior lay a formidable powerhouse capable of annihilating an entire nation with ease.
With backgrounds and abilities surpassing that of nations themselves, for someone like him, learning what ordinary students were supposed to learn would only diminish his stature.
"Teacher, do you have a name? We can't just call you 'Teacher' all the time! It's hard to tell apart!" At this awkward moment, the Girl with Long Green Hair stood up, gathering the attention of the entire class as they looked toward the Monster Teacher.
"Oh dear! This is quite a headache. How about this: I don't have a name, so why don't you all help me come up with one?" The Monster Teacher suddenly moved back to the podium, as if teleporting, leaving everyone unaware.
"How about Teacher Huang? Since the teacher is all yellow, what do you think of that name?"
"That's not right! The monster just turned pink and then white. It's hard to distinguish by color!"
"How about Black Robe Teacher? It’s wearing a black robe!"
"Octopus Teacher... it looks a lot like an octopus!"
"It’s clearly a Squid!"
"No way, it's obviously a Jellyfish!"
"What do you think of the name Koro-sensei?" Amidst the chaotic noise, the girl's clear voice stood out beautifully. She smiled and said, "Koro-sensei, the teacher who can't be killed!"
As everyone fell silent, they realized how meaningful that name was and turned their gazes toward the figure at the podium.
"Maya Kaede, I really like the name you've chosen! From now on, you can all call me Koro-sensei!" The Monster Teacher joyfully waved its Tentacle, its entire body filling the classroom with countless afterimages appearing before each student, sharing the newly acquired name with them.
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