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"Koro-sensei, you can't eat this!"
Nagisa Shiota hurriedly pulled the Monster Teacher away from the lizard's tail he was about to dissect. Facing the puzzled gazes of everyone, he turned his phone screen towards them and forced a smile. "This tail belongs to a human!"
Humans have tails? Are you kidding me?
"It really is human!" Seeing the disbelief on their faces, Nagisa explained, "A reporter from an island nation in America just sent the latest news back home!"
"This tail belongs to a man named Kurt Connors. He has been secretly developing a gene therapy that allows for limb regeneration due to a physical disability."
"And as for why he turned into a lizard, it's because he used himself as a test subject for illegal human experimentation!"
Upon hearing Nagisa's explanation, Akabane Karma, who had just finished tinkering with the barbecue grill, stepped forward and snatched the phone from Nagisa's hand. After half a minute, his lips twitched. "You really can't eat this... I mean, looking at it from another perspective, this counts as human flesh!"
"Ugh—!" Irina gagged. If it weren't for Nagisa's timely explanation, she might have ended up eating that piece of human flesh disguised as a lizard tail!
Damn monster, why did you make that lizard tail sound so tempting?
It's normal for a professional assassin to be desensitized to bloodshed, but human flesh—
"Ugh—!" Irina gagged again. It's true that one shouldn't think like a pervert; just thinking about it made her stomach churn. The medicine couldn't stop now!
The others also looked pale. Although they weren't at the point of gagging yet, seeing their beautiful teacher so nauseated made their own stomachs feel uneasy.
Chen Fan floated nearby and curled his lip. When did the truth come out so promptly?
The police always arrived after the fact, yet somehow a reporter managed to report the truth first? The time between events wasn't long at all!
This isn't Detective Conan; how could they uncover the truth in just a few minutes?
"Another superhero has emerged in your country!" While Chen Fan was puzzled, Akabane Karma returned the phone to Nagisa Shiota and said with a hint of envy, "A person in Iron Armor appeared at the scene of the incident and instantly took down the dominant Lizard Monster. It looks even more impressive than Spider-Man!"
"Now, netizens are calling this newly appeared hero Iron Man!"
Iron Armor? Iron Man? Wow! After Spider-Man, Tony has finally made his debut!
It seems that the reason the news spread so quickly was due to that AI, J.A.R.V.I.S., after all, Tony loves to make a flashy entrance. The current situation fits his style perfectly!
Chen Fan figured out all his doubts but also felt a bit frustrated. One Peter was already enough of a headache; now another Tony has popped up. If you add Hulk to the mix, they would definitely form a demolition team alliance!
"Wow! This is Iron Man's armor... it's so cool and dazzling!" Nagisa Shiota secretly saved the image. A towering figure is truly a man's romance!
The sci-fi armor is far superior to Spider-Man's spandex suit!
...
"Monster, throw this thing over to the Ministry of Defense; I'll give them a heads-up to receive it!" Ujian Weichen said with a dark expression. Damn it, he almost fell for this monster's trick! Human flesh! Even if it's mutated, it's still human flesh!
"Hehehe! This is a misunderstanding! Absolutely a misunderstanding!" Monster Teacher scratched his head and chuckled awkwardly under the resentful gazes of those around him.
I feel wronged too! How did perfectly good Seven Treasures Mountain Delicacies turn into mutated human flesh?
It seems my plan to harvest leeks must come to an end!
Grabbing the tail of the Lizard on the ground, Monster Teacher's figure flickered slightly. After a few breaths, his previously blurry body became clear again.
The tail of the Lizard on the ground had already vanished, indicating that it had safely reached the Defense Ministry Base.
Watching the Monster Teacher, Ujian Weichen felt a twitch at the corner of his mouth. Honestly, he hadn’t even had time to take out his phone before it was thrown over—
What a headache!
“I’ll go explain!” Rubbing his forehead, Ujian Weichen shot a cold glare at the Monster Teacher before turning away to make a phone call.
Meanwhile, the barbecue party continued.
After experiencing a disgusting incident, everyone’s emotions didn’t seem too tangled.
The people gathered here, in some ways, had a much greater capacity for emotional endurance than ordinary folks.
“Um… does anyone here know how to barbecue?” After receiving another round of warnings from Ujian Weichen, Irina dared not approach Chen Fan anymore. She stood at a distance, watching the others prepare to place ingredients on the glowing barbecue grill, her expression somewhat dazed.
It didn’t seem like barbecuing was supposed to be like this in her memory—
“Isn’t barbecuing just putting ingredients over charcoal and roasting them? You add seasonings while grilling!” The Monster Teacher blinked. Did one really need special skills for such a simple method?
Seeing several people nodding in agreement, Chen Fan smiled widely.
Irina covered her forehead, feeling somewhat disheartened. In her quest to become a professional assassin who could traverse the world, she often chose to flirt with attractive locals whenever she found herself in an unfamiliar place and faced language barriers.
And barbecuing could be considered one of those delightful experiences along the way!
“Teacher Biki… the barbecue I know seems different from Koro-sensei’s!” Nagisa Shiota raised his hand. He had sensed something was off even before attending this barbecue gathering.
Now I understand—
Everyone here is useless, or rather, everyone here lacks culinary talent!
"Is there really no one among you who can cook?" Irina sighed lightly as she looked at the blank expressions on everyone's faces. It seemed her plan to enjoy delicious barbecue was going to be in vain.
The Maid Sister had been quietly sitting in the corner, embodying a serene Beautiful Girl.
Listening to the discussions about who could cook, Silphy glanced at the boy floating beside her and pouted slightly. I won't tell you that Master defeated the former American Culinary God with just a plate of fried rice!
(At S.H.I.E.L.D. headquarters, Chef Kitch, who was busy searching for special talents, suddenly sneezed. Rubbing his nose, he looked around in confusion, sighed, forced a smile, and hurried over to the personnel management department with a plate of enticingly fragrant dishes!)
"I remember there's a classmate in our group who's quite good at cooking! And the flavors he creates are really delicious!"
Akabane Karma suddenly spoke up. Although he couldn't taste the Seven Treasures Mountain Delicacies, he thought barbecue should not be given up. In front of a group of professional assassins and military instructors, whether the food they grilled would be edible was still a question.
"Akabane Karma, you're talking about Kanzaki, right?" Nagisa Shiota opened his mouth. The Beautiful Girl's cooking would surely be better than that of a rough man!
So, who among this group could actually cook? Heh heh!
"I'll go invite Kanzaki over for dinner!" Monster Teacher immediately abandoned his principles. In less than three seconds, he had a girl in pajamas in his arms.
"What is this place?" Kanzaki Yukiho looked around in bewilderment at the scene before her.
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