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"Splash... splash..."
Gigi Kuji, seemingly not understanding the words, stared with bulging eyes and slowly stepped out, saying, "Human, are you disrespecting the most noble Sea Creature Gigi Kuji?"
Ye Kai looked at the increasingly towering Sea Tribe Gigi Kuji, feeling a bit speechless. Who said Sea Tribe members were all short?
Goodness!
He estimated that this large fish had its thighs still submerged in the water, but the part above the surface was already nearly two meters tall.
He poked Ye Yi with his index finger and helplessly said, "Hey, Ye Yi, hurry up and knock this brainless Foolish Fish away for me. If it weren't for those two legs, I would have cooked it by now."
"Foolish Fish?"
Gigi Kuji was enraged. It had been a long time since he had heard that phrase. The last time he heard it, that bastard had already been used to satisfy his hunger. Now, another damn human stood before him.
"Human, come into my bowl quickly, or Noble Sea Creature Gigi Kuji will smash you into pancakes."
The moment Ye Kai heard the Foolish Fish speak, he swiftly stepped back. He realized that the 'creatures' in this Dimension liked to roar up close, and the foul-smelling saliva nearly splattered on him.
After dodging, he disdainfully cursed, "Stupid Foolish Fish, are you provoking the authority of a Supreme Deity? I haven't cooked you yet; just enjoy your luck. How dare you keep babbling? Is your head filled with worms?"
He pulled Ye Yi, who was about to use Psychokinesis, back. Ye Kai was furious; did that damn fool really think he wouldn't dare to eat a fish demon?
"Enough! Stupid human, are you challenging Noble Sea Creature Gigi Kuji? Come into my bowl now, or I'll sun-dry you into jerky." Gigi Kuji became agitated and slammed a bowl with a diameter of at least one and a half meters down onto the shore.
Ye Kai was startled by such a large bowl but then crossed his arms and pondered thoughtfully: 'Could it be that famous advertisement line came from here?'
By the way, it seems that the deity has added a new task to collect the genes of exotic creatures!
Ye Kai's eyes gradually lit up. Perhaps in the future, when he traverses worlds, he could not only collect the weapons or genes of protagonists but also gather some other interesting things.
For example, something like the Foolish Fish that keeps babbling about ‘Noble Sea Creature Gigi Kuji’.
It seemed like a good idea to keep it in a fish tank!
Thinking of this, Ye Kai's eyes nearly turned into green beams of light as he directly commanded, “Ye Yi, Ye Er, you two work together to catch this Foolish Fish. I want to keep it in a fish tank for fun.”
Both Ye Yi and Ye Er were Bio Warriors and had powerful Psychokinesis as Super Soldiers, but they dared not question their superior’s order.
However, since their commander had given the command, they would execute it without any hesitation.
“Boom!!!”
Waves splashed up three to four meters high.
Ye Yi and Ye Er stepped forward simultaneously, their pupils almost instantly dilating to the extreme. The terrifying waves of Psychokinesis erupted forth, forcefully suppressing Gigi Kuji. They each threw out long steel chains to ensnare the nearly three-meter tall Foolish Fish.
“Hey, whoosh! Hey, whoosh!”
With synchronized effort, they pressed forward, leaving deep footprints with each step as they gradually pulled the creature—whose facial expressions were almost frozen—up onto the shore.
“Roar!”
Gigi Kuji went wild. This was undoubtedly the most unforgettable humiliation of its life. It was being looked down upon by its food—humans—and now it was going to be confined in a fish tank?
"Keeping it as a pet?!"
"Is this supposed to turn itself into an ornamental fish?!"
Originally part of the Tiger Shark Clan, it was already far stronger than an ordinary Sea Tribe in both size and brute force. In its fury, its muscles tensed, bulging out even more.
"Ah, it would be so much better to knock it out first!"
Ye Kai jumped around excitedly, relentlessly pounding with a large iron rod while muttering, "Damn it, why is it different from what’s written? All these Sea Tribe members are so weak; one hit should crush their brains. Why is this Foolish Fish's head so hard? This is just cheating."
"Bang! Bang! Bang!"
He kept striking, but there seemed to be no progress. As he continued, he noticed that the Foolish Fish's enormous bulging eyes appeared bloodshot, and its massive mouth roared incessantly.
Rubbing his sore wrists, Ye Kai felt utterly helpless. Squatting on the ground, he stared at the Foolish Fish glaring back at him with its two blood-red eyes and poked it with his finger, feeling a bit melancholic. "Just pass out already; I'm exhausted."
"Commander!"
Ye Yi and Ye Er were giving it their all. Although they could hold down the Foolish Fish for a while longer, its terrifying strength was taking a toll on them, and their faces were gradually turning pale.
"Damn!"
Ye Kai finally realized that his two strongest subordinates were nearing their limits, which shocked him greatly.
He quickly pulled out the Cryo Gun and shouted fiercely at the Foolish Fish, "You damned Foolish Fish, you better surrender quickly; otherwise, I'll turn you into frozen seafood!"
"You foolish humans..."
"Bang! Bang! Bang!"
Ye Kai was furious. He picked up a metal rod and began to smash it against Foolish Fish's nose, shouting, "Stupid Foolish Fish, I’ll make sure you don’t faint, don’t faint, don’t faint..."
With each insult, he would strike twice. After less than half a minute, Gigi Kuji could no longer bear it, tears almost streaming down his face. "Human, let’s make peace!"
"Hmph, peace my foot!!!"
There was no way they could reconcile. Ye Kai wore an expression that screamed 'You are an Idiot,' and after a couple of cold laughs, he continued, "Surrender and be my pet, or I really will shoot."
"Human, I’m registered with your Demon Hunter Guild. I haven’t eaten 'raw food' in over a hundred years. You can’t treat Noble Sea Creature Gigi Kuji like this."
Gigi Kuji looked like he was about to break down, crying uncontrollably while stubbornly insisting, "Noble Sea Tribe..."
"Bang! Bang! Bang!"
Ye Kai was growing impatient again. With another cold 'hmph,' he raised the metal rod and struck while cursing under his breath, "Noble my foot, sea my foot, Gigi my foot..."
"Huff! Huff!"
This relentless beating truly exhilarated Ye Kai; it felt as if all his worries and pressures were being released. His mood brightened considerably, and even the sight of the sobbing Foolish Fish didn’t seem so ugly anymore.
Gigi Kuji was on the verge of collapse. He was indeed from the Tiger Shark Clan and a member of the noble Sea Tribe, but he hadn’t fought in over a hundred years and had never been injured.
He had long forgotten how to fight. Living in America was so good; upon waking up each day, he could simply open his mouth and eat to his heart's content.
Though he didn’t quite understand why these so-called Americans didn’t like eating carp!
But now, this sudden blow had completely shattered him.
Getting hit on the nose really stings, you know!!!
"Oh, where are you! Great Your Majesty, the Sea God, have you abandoned your most loyal follower, Gigi Kuji? Why would you let Gigi Kuji encounter such a terrifying human!" Gigi Kuji truly felt he was about to become the first member of the Tiger Shark Clan to be killed by a nose smash in history.
As soon as he finished speaking, there was a dead silence around him.
"Whoosh!!!"
Suddenly, Gigi Kuji felt a chilling coldness sweeping in from all directions. He cautiously opened his tear-filled eyes and looked around, only to scream in terror, "Oh no! Is this cold air the Ice Goddess's divine technique, the Ice Storm?"
Ye Kai facepalmed, looking at the foolish fish lying on the ground and shouting. He yelled back, "Shut up, you foolish fish!"
Gigi Kuji was on the verge of tears, continuously praying in his heart, "Someone please save the poor Gigi Kuji..."
"Ye Yi, go bring that strange creature over here. I want to see what this 'noble' race is all about." Ye Kai had already noticed someone hiding in the shadows; did they really think he wouldn't see them with that ridiculous posture?
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