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"Hey, Bari Montich, you coward! If you have the guts, come out and let's settle this with real weapons!"
"Shut your mouth! Do you think I'm like you, a softie who only knows how to hide under a woman's skirt? I can adapt just fine!"
"Bari, you fool! This time, I will make you kneel and beg for my forgiveness. I will have all the women in your family kneeling before me, playing the flute for me!"
"Hahaha! Listen up, Billy! Back in the day, you were just a Quick Draw. You can't even compare to me when it comes to pissing or women. So tell me, how much did you pay this time to have someone help you act? Hahaha..."
"Bari!!!"
"I'm right here. What do you want, Quick Draw?"
"This isn't over between us!"
"Damn it! Do you really think I'm afraid of you? If I wanted to, I could drown you in my own piss."
...
Ye Kai was first stunned into silence, but soon he was captivated by the exchange. The insults thrown back and forth between these two were a classic case of hitting and being hit!
It was truly an eye-opener!
This was his first experience witnessing such a verbal battle on the battlefield!
But he had to admit, this Big Bear Bari was indeed a rough man; he dared to say anything!
"Is it better than peeing?
Who lasts longer in doing what they love?
Damn it, can't you guys do something serious for once?
Looking at Bari's unabashed smugness and then at the handsome middle-aged man across from him whose face was flushed with anger, Ye Kai scratched his chin, feeling like he had stumbled upon something interesting!
He immediately poked the side of Allen, whose face resembled a monkey's backside, and asked, "What's the relationship between your dad and that guy? How did it get to this point of love and hate? Tsk tsk, how deep must the love and hate run for this kind of drama... tsk tsk!"
Damn it!
If he weren't afraid of losing, Allen felt he would definitely serve this bastard with the ten most torturous punishments!
He was almost going crazy. Did these two old men have nothing better to do than show up once a month?
Looking at the uncle who seemed to be from his hometown with a gossiping expression that suggested he was eager for chaos, he suddenly felt exhausted.
"Ah ha ha ha ha, I..."
"Bring it on!"
Bari raised his giant sword to block an arrow aimed at his eye, glaring wide-eyed and bursting with rage as he shouted, "Brat, how many times did I let you off back in the day? Wasn't it just pulling down your pants and exposing your little buddy? It's been twenty damn years; you old monkey selling your ass..."
Pfft!
Ye Kai couldn't hold back any longer. But upon seeing Allen's bloodshot eyes and the soldiers around him stifling their laughter, he burst into laughter, "Hahaha, oh my god, I'm laughing so hard my stomach hurts..."
"Hahahaha..."
"Hahaha..."
Hearing the laughter from his side, Bari felt even more pleased. He opened his mouth wide and laughed heartily, "Don't think I don't know how much medicine you've taken for that 'Slug' between your legs. Come on, old buddy, accept your fate!"
"Archers, shoot! Kill him! Kill him!!!"
Whoosh!!!
"Ah!!!"
With a piercing scream, a Castle Guard who couldn't dodge in time clutched his left eye tightly, blood gushing uncontrollably through his fingers and dripping down his cheek.
Ye Kai saw clearly that it was an arrow with red feathers, now firmly embedded in the guard's eye socket.
Even the shield he held fell to the ground beside him.
However, he did not shy away; instead, he curiously looked at the figure cloaked in a black hood. That arrow had just been casually thrown by him.
After pondering for a moment, Ye Kai suddenly spoke up, "Hey, you in the black robe, are you really that ugly?"
He was genuinely curious. Could it be that so-called wizards really liked to hide their faces?
Or perhaps they were indeed like the descriptions in stories, often conducting experiments that left them unrecognizable?
Silence!
The atmosphere immediately fell silent, and Ye Kai could almost feel the pity and schadenfreude reflected in the eyes of the knights below!
"Kid, didn’t your elders teach you the meaning of 'trouble comes from the mouth'?" The black-robed figure rasped slowly.
Show-off!
Ye Kai rolled his eyes and disdainfully replied, "I've seen plenty of people who can't show their faces, but it's my first time meeting someone so self-aware. Are you feeling insecure and afraid of scaring others, which is why you're wearing a hood? Don't worry; I've seen my fair share of monsters and ghosts. You're not special."
"Hmph, you're the first to dare speak to a First-Level Wizard like that. Since you want to court death, I'll grant your wish!" The black-robed figure extended a finger and coldly declared with an imposing tone, "Today, I will flay your skin and turn you into a Zombie!"
"Oh, I'm so scared!"
Ye Kai pointed at the city gate below and revealed a hint of mockery. "Really, I'm quite disappointed. I thought you all could endure a bit longer! After all, Bari's banter is still pretty sharp."
"Bang!"
At that moment, the castle gates suddenly swung open, and the drawbridge was lowered. Seven or eight knights stood firmly at the entrance, shields raised high to prevent the gates from closing again.
"Hahaha, I am Lord Billy! Listen up, your Baron has been reckless, arbitrarily raising taxes and causing public outrage. He often sends people to plunder 'virgins'!"
"Are you still going to follow him? I have made up my mind to campaign against Montich Lord and restore peace and tranquility to this land, bringing new life back to the entire Montich territory."
Billy's eyes sparkled with excitement as he loudly rallied the Montich knights, threatening, "As long as you lay down your weapons, I will not hold your rudeness against you. Of course, if you refuse to surrender, you will truly understand the greatness of the Wizard!"
Bari was stunned. He looked at the longsword around his neck and took a long moment to process the fact that his captain, Susan Calvin, had betrayed him.
"So, Luther and Rubins have also betrayed me?" A hint of astonishment flickered in his eyes, mixed with confusion and a deeper sense of regret.
"Betrayed? Heh, I didn't expect you to know something after all, Bari!" A trace of surprise crossed Susan Calvin's face. However, for some reason, seeing Bari Montich act differently than his usual boisterous self filled her with an inexplicable unease.
"Since you have a general understanding of your situation now, don't resist. Surrender willingly; you wouldn't want your son to be accidentally harmed, would you?"
"Surrender willingly?!"
"Don't resist?"
Bari smiled calmly. He slowly spoke, "I thought I had treated you well enough. Truly. But you all seem to have forgotten that old saying: the dignity of the strong must not be trampled upon!"
"Clang!"
The figure standing next to Ye Kai, vigilant and alert, suddenly drew a silver longsword from his waist. The sound of the blade scraping against its sheath echoed across the city walls.
"Hiss!"
At that moment, Galastad, who had remained silent until now, abruptly vanished from sight. When he reappeared, he had returned to his previous stance, still standing beside Ye Kai in silence.
And that guy, who might be named Luther or Rubins, had his head completely severed from his body just as he was about to strike at Ye Kai with the drawn sword. It spun through the air before falling outside the city gate.
"Thud! Thud! Thud!"
Before anyone else could react, the sound of bodies hitting the ground rang out one after another.
Ye Kai calmly watched the figure in black robes and slowly spoke, "Traitors have no reason to live in this world."
"Regardless of who you are or what background you come from, you should not harbor murderous intent towards me, nor should you lay a hand on my friend Allen. Perhaps you think having a wizard on your side makes you formidable, but in my eyes, you are nothing but ants."
"Galastad, Ye Yi and Ye Er, go ahead. Don't kill them all; it's rare to find experimental material that comes knocking like this..."
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