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"Alright, Roshifu, right? You modified the source code of this world without permission and constructed a Private Server. This behavior has severely impacted the interests of our company. Therefore, I will represent Main God Technology Co., Ltd. in implementing an account ban and confiscating the Private Server. Do you have any objections?"
Li Hong recited the statement in one breath according to the regulations. Then, he looked at Roshifu, eager to see her reaction.
Roshifu lightly pressed her lips together and raised her head to look at Li Hong, speaking slowly, "What are you going to do to me?"
Li Hong was flustered...
Come on, why would a cross-dressing man think so much? What could I possibly do to you? Even if I were desperate, I wouldn't make a move on you!
"I'm sorry, but I think you might have misunderstood something."
Li Hong wiped the cold sweat from his forehead and explained, "Actually, this punishment isn't as severe as you imagine. Simply put, this world will return to its normal state, and you will lose everything you currently have."
"Can we return to being men?" both of them asked in unison.
"..."
Li Hong touched his conscience and said cautiously, "That should be possible..."
"Then what are we waiting for? Let's get started."
"Exactly! We've been waiting for so many years!"
Li Hong turned to the 404 above his head and asked, "Boss, is there really no problem?"
Rubbing the blue crab shell on her back, 404 said in confusion, "How would I know why crossing over turned me into a woman? I want to figure that out too."
"Whatever, we'll find out if we try," Li Hong replied.
Raising her right hand, she activated the Reincarnation Watch System.
With a trembling thumb, she pressed the app that represented Account Ban and then entered their game nicknames.
"Executing command, please wait."
"System error, unrecognizable code detected. Please have the administrator repair it and try again."
???
Li Hong looked puzzled. What the heck is going on?
"Just as I thought, those two have modified the source code of our world; it's become a bug now. It seems we can't ban their accounts anymore. Ugh, next time I'm not hiring Indian outsourced programmers," 404 lamented.
Li Hong slapped her forehead and asked, "Boss, this isn't the time to think about that! We need to figure out what to do next! If we can't ban those two, how are we supposed to fix the source code of The Smiling, Proud Wanderer world?"
"We can only wait for the program to upgrade before banning them. As for fixing the source code, you just need to take those two to another world, and then you can execute the repair program."
This suggestion relieved Li Hong; at least they could ban them. But why did they still need to update the app?
As soon as Li Hong caught sight of the two pairs of eager eyes across from him, a chill ran down his spine. How was he supposed to explain this to them?
Noticing Li Hong's hesitation, Eastern Maiden's expression darkened, and she coldly said, "You can't be serious about this, can you?"
"Heh heh..." Roshifu's simple chuckle carried an undercurrent of deadly intent.
Li Hong forced an awkward smile and had no choice but to explain the current predicament they were facing.
"Trash program!" was Roshifu's assessment.
"Trash administrator!" was Eastern Maiden's verdict.
However, Li Hong could still tell that at least for the moment, they had managed to stabilize the situation. Regardless, once the app was upgraded, they could regain their identities as men.
"Alright then, where are you planning to take us?" Eastern Maiden pressed on.
Roshifu nodded thoughtfully and said, "First of all, I'm not going to any dangerous worlds."
After some consideration, Li Hong concluded that only the modern world would suit these two.
Sweet Potato Films had been established, but it was just a bunch of old men from the Soul Clan. As a dark force in the entertainment industry, they needed a leading lady who could hold her own. Coincidentally, these two cross-dressing big shots could be put to good use.
In an instant, Li Hong's merchant instincts surged to new heights.
"Cough, cough, don't worry, how could I possibly throw you two troublemakers into another world? How about this, you can go to my world. By the way, I've also found something for you to do to pass the time."
"What is it? Conquering the world?" Roshifu asked curiously.
Li Hong broke out in a cold sweat; this woman was too full of herself. Forget everything else, could they even handle that mushroom egg?
"No, no, once you arrive in my world, due to the level suppression, you'll just be two ordinary people."
Li Hong explained, "What I've arranged for you is to become stars! What do you think? Not a bad idea, right?"
As soon as the words left her mouth, Roshifu coldly replied, "Despicable person, are you trying to exploit us?"
Li Hong: "..."
"I... I reiterate! I don't like men!" Li Hong shouted angrily.
These two really thought too highly of themselves. Although they were good-looking, who would want to exploit these two?
I'm straightforward and unbending, okay?
"Alright then, I agree." Eastern Maiden thought for a moment and decided to go along with Li Hong's plan.
Becoming a star? Just the thought of it made Eastern Maiden feel excited.
This was exactly what he had longed for in his past life as an Otaku. The thought of his graceful figure appearing in Li Hong's world, attracting countless Otaku to drool over, made Eastern Maiden unable to contain herself.
Oh, how thrilling!
"Alright, let's do it your way. But I warn you, don't harbor any ill intentions towards us," Roshifu said after a moment of thought, agreeing to the plan.
"Sure, sure! I promise, I promise! I won't have any inappropriate thoughts about you two. Otherwise, I just won't be able to perform," Li Hong replied helplessly.
Roshifu nodded and then remembered something else. "What about my body? Right now, I'm just a spirit; I don't have a physical form."
After glancing at Roshifu a few times, Li Hong realized that this guy was indeed in a ghostly state.
Well, it makes sense. As a System, why would he need a body?
"Don't worry. Once we get to my world, you won't be seen through. There are only ordinary people there; they can't see your true form at all," Li Hong reassured him.
"Get ready; I'm taking you back to my world now."
"Alright, let's go." The two nodded in unison.
Li Hong activated his smuggling privileges again and included the two of them in the transfer.
This time it was just the two of them, and without much preparation, Li Hong brought them back to his rented apartment.
Glancing at Li Hong's messy room, Eastern Maiden covered her nose and frowned.
"You lazy slob, can't you even clean up this stench in your house?"
Li Hong awkwardly rubbed his burgeoning beer belly and replied, "Just bear with it for now. I'll find another place soon. You all sit tight while I handle things over at The Smiling, Proud Wanderer before I settle you in."
"Get lost," Roshifu waved his hand dismissively.
Li Hong shot a glance at them, noticing that the two were using his computer to watch something on the screen—some loser novel called Infinite Strongest G. How pathetic!
Well, as long as they weren't causing a ruckus. He needed to hurry and sort out the mess in The Smiling, Proud Wanderer world. It was always him, Li Hong, who had to clean up after their troubles.
Life really wasn't fair.
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