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What is all this nonsense?
The article isn't long, only a few tens of thousands of words. Lu Mao finished reading the document in no time.
But after finishing, he really wanted to leave immediately.
Is this really a movie script? Or is it just a test for him?
Just look at the chaotic writing!
Once upon a time, there was a girl named Red Hat. She was very beautiful and incredibly gentle. However, she had one peculiar flaw—she didn't like men!
Red Hat only had her grandmother as a relative, so her grandmother was very worried about her situation and went through the trouble of arranging many blind dates for her.
Among them were a domineering CEO and the neighbor's son, Ye Liangchen.
But Red Hat found none of them appealing.
Her grandmother began to suspect Red Hat's sexual orientation and secretly hired a private detective called "Hunter" to follow Red Hat's movements.
Finally, the secret that Red Hat had hidden for many years was discovered by the Hunter. He quickly reported his findings to Red Hat's grandmother.
"I suspected something was off with you long ago, but I thought you were just experimenting with other things. I never expected you to actually like beasts!"
Her grandmother was furious; she disdained the identity of the Big Bad Wolf and decided to put an end to this inappropriate love.
At the same time, in order to crush the Big Bad Wolf's hopes, Red Hat's grandmother used her influence to suppress the Big Bad Wolf's family's business.
Faced with her grandmother's aggressive tactics, the Big Bad Wolf had no choice but to seek refuge with his cousin selling soap at Green Pastures.
"Cousin, I've got your back. You want to marry Red Hat? We'll give you a castle; I guarantee her grandmother won't have anything to say."
The Wolf Cousin was very generous, offering his grand castle in Green Pastures to the Big Bad Wolf.
The Big Bad Wolf was very happy as he arrived at Little Red Riding Hood's house, holding the property deed.
This time, Grandma's attitude had improved significantly, but she still did not allow Little Red Riding Hood to marry the wolf.
"Red is a human, and you are a wolf. There is simply no possibility between you two!"
Grandma's words pierced the hearts of both Little Red Riding Hood and the Big Bad Wolf.
From that day on, although Grandma no longer forbade them from meeting, she remained firmly opposed to their marriage.
The Big Bad Wolf felt helpless and decided to seek help from Uncle Wolf, who sold lubricants at Green Pastures.
Uncle Wolf patted the Big Bad Wolf on the shoulder and said in a weary tone, "Don't be discouraged, my friend. As our ancestors said, where there’s a will, there’s a way! I’ll point you in the right direction. Take Red with you to this place; I guarantee it will work out."
Following Uncle Wolf's advice, the Big Bad Wolf took Little Red Riding Hood and secretly traveled to a place called Tai Kingdom.
"Can I really become a wolf?" Little Red Riding Hood asked anxiously.
The doctor, who looked like a big shot, reassured her, "Don’t worry. It’s not just about humans turning into wolves; we’ve done plenty of transformations from wolves to humans as well."
The doctor's assurance filled both Little Red Riding Hood and the Big Bad Wolf with joy.
Finally, the surgery was a success!
Little Red Riding Hood transformed into a rather... ugly she-wolf!
She thought the Big Bad Wolf would be put off by her appearance, but to her surprise, he didn’t seem to mind at all.
As they left the hospital, Little Red Riding Hood looked at the Big Bad Wolf, who now bore a scar on his face, and couldn’t help but shed tears.
"Why are you willing to give up your own blood and marrow? Do you know? You've disfigured yourself; there's a scar on your face!"
The Big Bad Wolf shook his head and replied calmly, "If I don't do this, how could you possibly become a wolf?"
Red Riding Hood cried, her heart aching for the Big Bad Wolf.
Because before the Big Bad Wolf was disfigured, he was truly very handsome.
But now...
"Don't cry. At least we can be together now, right?"
"Yes!"
Red Riding Hood wiped away the tears from the corners of her eyes and hugged the Big Bad Wolf tightly.
They thought they would receive the blessing of Red Riding Hood's grandmother.
To their surprise, when Grandma learned that Red Riding Hood had turned into a wolf, she was so furious that it caused her to die from anger.
Red Riding Hood was heartbroken, truly heartbroken.
The Big Bad Wolf discovered a frying pan on the table. He picked it up and handed it to Red Riding Hood.
"Take this. From now on, you can use it to hit me. It's my fault that Grandma died!"
Red Riding Hood held the frying pan in one hand but cried even harder.
"I won't hit you. You're the only one who loves me. If I drove you away, no one would love me anymore."
"No, no matter how much you hit me, I will never leave you."
"Because you are my beloved Red Hood!"
Red Hood laughed through her tears and picked up the Frying Pan, striking it on the Big Bad Wolf's head. After the hit, they couldn't help but embrace each other tightly, afraid that one might drift away from the other.
From that moment on, there were no more tales of the Big Bad Wolf and Red Hood.
What remained were merely the Gray Wolf and Red Wolf residing in a castle in Green Pastures.
[The End]
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"What... what the hell is this?"
Lu Mao pointed at the screen, unable to decide whether to laugh or cry.
Li Hong replied seriously, "This is our script! I'm not exaggerating; this is way more exciting than any urban story. Look, it has wealth, face-slapping moments, and pretentiousness. Not to mention, this story is incredibly uplifting!"
"But... but..."
Lu Mao was completely confused by Li Hong's reasoning; he seemed so convincing!
"Stop with the 'buts.' Think about what’s popular now: mother-in-law and daughter-in-law conflicts? Transgender relationships? Romance? This script has all of that! It's definitely a bestseller!"
After all, as a Loser writer, Li Hong had a far better grasp of market trends than someone like Lu Mao, who was just an Otaku.
Just look at it—Mother-in-Law and Daughter-in-Law Battle? It's right here!
Painted Skin, Flower Thousand Bones...
Transgender romance? That's here too!
"Rush Abortion," "Those Years We Spent Together Having Abortions"...
Passionate love? It's definitely here!
Don't bother with Li Hong's dramatic theories; just turn on the camera and get to work!
If it makes money, shoot a sequel; if it loses, disband on the spot!
Honestly, if scripts like this don't become popular, then there's really no justice in the world.
"Boss, I want to ask, who wrote this... this script?" Lu Mao inquired.
What? Who wrote it? Li Hong was genuinely impressed by Lu Mao's obliviousness. The author section clearly stated "Chalk White," yet this guy didn't even notice.
Pointing to the author section, Li Hong was too lazy to explain further.
"Look, this loser wrote it. Don't blame me for not telling you in advance; he's our ace screenwriter at Sweet Potato Films. If he writes a script, it's worth millions..."
After all, it's all about boasting; if you don't brag, what's the point?
Calming down a bit, Lu Mao pondered and asked, "So, boss, how much are you planning to invest in this production?"
Li Hong quickly calculated his finances to see how much of his savings he could afford to gamble with.
On the other hand, The Smiling, Proud Wanderer had stabilized its daily revenue. He wasn't sure about other things, but he could manage around one hundred and ten thousand. After all, that was the recharge fee for over a dozen worlds.
In addition to that, Li Hong had quite a bit of income from royalties.
The drama with Carmillon had made him quite popular at the end.
With tips and subscriptions combined, Li Hong was set to earn a solid million this month.
He was now considered a "successful person" to some extent!
"Let's start with ten million. If that's not enough, we can invest more. But remember, Special Effects shouldn't just burn money; let's keep it to three dimes," he said.
Li Hong felt no surprise at the level of spending in the production team. His only request was for Special Effects to be as cost-effective as possible.
"But the industry standard is to spend five dimes!" Lu Mao said, feeling a bit troubled.
Li Hong raised an eyebrow and replied irritably, "What do you mean by five dimes? We're not making a film just for Special Effects."
"Then what's our selling point?" Lu Mao asked, confused.
"The purest Pure Love Movie in history! Absolutely authentic!"
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