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"I've discovered a truth: wearing women's clothing makes you more popular!"
Mark drooped his eyelids, feeling drowsy.
This was ridiculous!
Li Hong snorted softly and said, "Don't believe me? Then let me prove it with facts. I have a set of data for you to look at before we continue."
With that, Li Hong tossed a large stack of documents onto the conference table.
He had prepared this before the meeting, and now was the perfect time to present it.
"When men wear elegant women's clothing, their confidence skyrockets, leading to unimaginable results."
"After putting on women's clothing, ninety-nine percent of men will achieve significant breakthroughs in social interactions..."
Hearing the data read aloud by Tiamat, Mark frowned and asked, "What kind of breakthroughs?"
Tiamat adjusted her glasses calmly and replied, "Generally speaking, after wearing women's clothing, one can gain hundreds or even thousands of male friends. Moreover, it enhances one's likability. All men tend to show their friendly side when faced with a man dressed as a woman. This data far exceeds my expectations."
"Incredible, truly incredible..." Mark was stunned.
It seemed that wearing such an outfit was akin to receiving the blessing of the goddess of luck.
"What scientific basis is there for this?" Mark inquired of Li Hong.
Li Hong stroked his chin thoughtfully and said, "It's probably because women's clothing suppresses the production of male hormones while stimulating the growth of female hormones. Attracted by these hormones, men tend to behave unusually actively."
"Sorry, am I to understand that after wearing women's clothing, one appears as a girl in others' eyes?" Mark covered his forehead, looking pained as he raised his hand.
"No, no, no. If others know your original identity, they certainly won't think you're a girl."
Tiamat frowned and said, "Then why do so many people like it?"
"Because when dressed as a woman, gender becomes an optional attribute. Between men and women, there’s now the gender of a cross-dressing big shot."
"…"
"Alright, even though I can't understand it, I think it's a good idea," Mark said, rubbing his temples.
"But how do we incorporate this element?" Tiamat asked.
Creating a cross-dressing character isn't difficult; it's just a matter of skin design.
The key issue is that the structure of League of Legends has already become quite refined. How should this cross-dressing element be integrated?
"How about we create a series of skins and design a set for each male hero?" one designer suggested.
Li Hong shook his head, displeased. "If League of Legends were positioned as a traditional online game, that might work. But our focus has always been on competitive gaming, and skins would prevent many non-paying players from experiencing the fun of cross-dressing."
"What should we do then?" Mark was already feeling overwhelmed.
Li Hong smiled slightly, his gaze sharp as an eagle's as he looked at Mark and said in a low voice, "It's simple: feminize all male heroes."
"What the hell? Is that still League of Legends?" Tiamat retorted.
"We can just change the name."
"What name?" Mark asked eagerly.
"Goddess Alliance!"
“……”
Li Hong's proposal brought new inspiration to the group of designers.
“What if we change Ezreal's blonde hair to green?”
“Let’s also modify the Prince's Earth Shatter into a loving hug.”
“We could reduce Garen's armor and turn it into Gothic Lolita attire…”
“But what about those non-human heroes?” Mark raised a serious concern.
It was easy to make changes to human heroes like Ezreal, but what about Big Mouth and Mantis?
With a decisive wave of his hand, Li Hong replied, “Then let's make them uglier, preferably the kind of hideous heroes that can scare someone into wetting themselves.”
“W-why?” Tiamat asked, puzzled.
“Heh… If they won’t accept cross-dressing, then they can just deal with it,” Li Hong sneered.
Everyone fell silent.
Straight Men would likely feel the game's inherent malice in this modified version of League of Legends.
Just think about it; the revamped League would surely attract many female players.
If Straight Men couldn’t accept cross-dressing, their only option would be to choose from the ridiculously ugly non-human heroes.
Still hoping to impress the ladies? Heh…
The kind of ugly hero that could scare a girl to tears at first sight, yet still hopes to attract women, is simply Fang Ye Tan.
Most importantly, they discerned a sinister intention behind Li Hong's proposal.
If those Straight Men are unwilling to use the ugly hero and endure discomfort, opting instead for the Heroine or the Cross-Dressing Hero, could it be that after playing for a while, they might become more accepting of cross-dressing?
Or perhaps, after trying out the Cross-Dressing Hero a few times, they would no longer feel so repulsed by women's clothing. It’s even possible that they might try it themselves.
And once someone dons women's clothing, it can become quite addictive...
"A super conspiracy targeting Straight Men!" Mark thought to himself.
"If we can't change the world, then let's feminize it?" Tiamat clearly had deeper thoughts.
Everyone could foresee that once Goddess Alliance was released, the number of Straight Men would plummet rapidly.
Many hidden big shots would emerge from the shadows.
Years later, it might unfold like this.
...
"Alright, welcome to the live broadcast of the Goddess Alliance s7 World Championship. I am Cute Doll Sauce."
"I am Long-Haired Sauce."
"Hey, Doll Sauce, who do you think will wear the final Summoner Girl Outfit in this competition?"
"Me? I think Razor and his team have a better chance. He has worn the Summoner Girl Outfit three times already, and his skills are well-known. Moreover, Razor is a legendary player in our Goddess Alliance."
"That's right, I think the same way. However, I believe the dark forces still have a chance. Since their debut this year, they have been unstoppable, winning every battle."
"Are you... SSB Team?" The doll's voice trembled, filled with fear.
"It's not sb, it's ssb. Their win rate has been outrageous lately; they've won thirty matches in a row, practically controlling the thunder."
The doll retorted defiantly, "I think their victories are utterly undeserved; their tactics are too shameless. They just pull out top lane Crocodile, Jungle Giant Bug, Titan mid-lane, Big Mouth AD, and Assistance Alistar. Honestly, that lineup is just disgraceful."
"Exactly, as everyone knows, these are the ugliest heroes in our Goddess Alliance. It seems that in the last match, ssb used this lineup to scare the opposing five players to tears, and they ended up forfeiting," Long Hair said with a hint of regret.
"Yeah, these heroes are basically our strategic deterrent in the Goddess Alliance. The hero choices from ssb are simply disgusting. Every team facing them gets scared out of their wits."
"Honestly, I wouldn't want to face such ugly characters either. Just thinking about having to lane against Big Mouth makes me feel like the bottom lane is already doomed..."
"..."
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