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Feng Gangpao was indeed a lucky man; after a frantic rescue by the doctors, he narrowly escaped the danger zone.
When his assistant informed the company that Feng Gangpao's condition had stabilized, Meager was once again in the spotlight.
When Sweet Potato insulted Luhan, we remained silent because we weren't close to Sweet Potato. When Sweet Potato released a terrible film that wasted the audience's time, we stayed quiet because it wasn't our concern. When Sweet Potato insulted Feng Gangpao, we still didn't speak up, dismissing it as unworthy of our attention.
But when Sweet Potato turned his ire towards us, we were suddenly jolted awake. At that moment, who would stand up for us?
This reflected the shifting mindset of many directors in the entertainment industry. They had been enjoying the show from a distance, only to find themselves caught in the crossfire.
Li Hong, that mad dog, saw that Feng Gangpao's fighting spirit was waning and could no longer sustain the traffic. In an instant, he aimed his malicious attacks at these innocent directors.
"What's up, you losers? Feng Gangpao is hospitalized, and now you're all cowering?"
"Look at you all, like turtles retreating into their shells. No wonder your films are so pathetic. If you're a loser in life, your work will be just as lousy!"
"If no one speaks up for me, I’m out! The traffic can’t hold on! If anyone wants to confront me, please help cover my phone bill. Thanks for your cooperation!"
As Li Hong unleashed his tirade against these directors, a mysterious chat group buzzed with heated discussions.
[Drama Tycoon] Get Noticed!: "Hey guys, aren’t you going to say something? He’s calling you out by name."
[Let Morality Fly] Cool Down: "Don’t stir up trouble; what does it have to do with me?"
[Drama Tycoon] Get Noticed!: "…"
[Group Owner] Aunt Zhang: "@All members, enough already. If we keep playing turtle, we’ll really lose face in the director community."
"Aunt Zhang": "Everyone, let's all respond a bit! We can't let the dough go to waste!"
...
After making the decision, Aunt Zhang and her team didn't waste any time. They instructed an assistant to draft a statement and quickly posted it on their Meager account while the topic was still hot.
Aunt Zhang: "Regarding this matter, first, Sweet Potato is just stirring up trouble! Second, we have already engaged a lawyer."
Cool Down: "The Entertainment Industry isn't a place where anyone can speak recklessly. Young people should show some respect!"
Get Noticed!: "Just dropping by, but Sweet Potato Films is really terrible! (Posted around eight twenty)"
Aunt Zhang: "Get Noticed!, you little spy! You're playing both sides!"
Cool Down: "What the heck, Get Noticed!, you actually betrayed us!"
Onlookers: "Wow, this is lively! Beer, drinks, mineral water, peanuts, sunflower seeds, and eight-treasure porridge!"
...
Li Hong was even more puzzled. He hadn't done anything yet, so why was the other side already falling apart?
It was like he was the only AD being ganked by five people from the opposite team in the bottom lane. As soon as they met, he realized that the enemy's Prince had used his ultimate to trap them all together.
As a result, the five on the other side who had no flash could only watch helplessly as Li Hong unleashed a flurry of damage.
"There must be some dirty deals going on here!"
Li Hong's post quickly garnered a lot of likes.
"That's right, there definitely is."
"If there's a deal, it's certain, but I didn't expect the target to be Get Noticed!"
"I always thought it would be Aunt Zhang..."
"The Master's Wife has been out of the picture for a long time; Cool Down can handle it alone."
"Then the question arises: if Cool Down is dealing with the Master, who is Get Noticed's target?"
"...Could it be Mosaic???"
"I think it's the right hand?"
"The left hand needs to be in the spotlight too!"
...
In any case, the antics surrounding Get Noticed quickly turned into a new meme thanks to some creative netizens.
Various memes began to circulate actively in social circles.
As for the main topic of the brawl among the crowd, it had long been tossed to Antarctica to feed the penguins.
Amidst a cacophony of curses and laughter, the premiere of "I Am Red Riding Hood, I Love the Big Bad Wolf" successfully concluded.
China's most authoritative statistical agency quickly released the box office statistics for several recently released films.
It must be said that there were indeed quite a few people on Blue Star paying attention to this nonsense.
The data update was scheduled for midnight, a time when everyone was snugly asleep in their blankets.
However, tonight was different.
After the release of the previous box office statistics, many night owls who were about to sleep were suddenly jolted awake, their bodies tensing and eyes widening in shock.
This is not scientific!
"1. 'Husband's Floral Skirt', real-time box office: 680,000, share of screenings: 41%, total box office: 8.4 billion!"
"2. 'I Am Red Riding Hood, I Love the Big Bad Wolf', real-time box office: 5 million, share of screenings: 14%, total box office: 5 million!"
"3. 'Murderous Mother-in-Law: Slaughtering the Sister-in-Law', real-time box office: 8 million, share of screenings: 6%..."
That film from Sweet Potato Films, which had been cursed by thousands, somehow squeezed its way into the top three and managed to rake in 5 million at the box office despite being surrounded by blockbusters!
"This... this... this is too damn mythical!" A reporter from a film magazine stared at the data on the webpage, dumbfounded.
The reputation of "I Am Red Riding Hood, I Love the Big Bad Wolf" has plummeted to the point of inciting public outrage. The film's screening ratio at its premiere was alarmingly low.
Not to mention, it faced fierce competition from numerous blockbuster films released at the same time!
Yet, against all odds, "Damn it" managed to achieve such impressive results!
"Have I crossed over into the world of Entertainment?" a reader who loved to linger at the finish line rubbed their eyes in disbelief.
This performance has captured the attention of countless people, making it one of the top supernatural events of the year.
How did it manage to rake in such a substantial box office despite its low screening ratio? It defies logic!
In response to the seemingly unscientific data surrounding "I Am Red Riding Hood, I Love the Big Bad Wolf," the Official quickly provided an explanation.
[Statement Regarding the Box Office Data Anomaly of "I Am Red Riding Hood, I Love the Big Bad Wolf": While the data appears quite strange, there is actually no issue at all. The screening ratio is indeed only 14%, but one must consider that their ticket prices are exceptionally high! Additionally, the attendance rate has remained consistently high. The 10-dollar ticket price has undoubtedly inflated this box office figure. Regardless, we look forward to the film's future developments!]
Once the Official's explanation was released, netizens began to understand. It turned out that this unscientific box office data was supported by equally unscientific ticket prices!
"Wow, I contributed 40 bucks (taking my girlfriend), and just thinking about it makes me sad!"
"Don't cry upstairs; I went for 'The Strongest Sci-Fi Pure Love Movie' and spent 10. After watching it, I had to get a new pair of glasses, which cost over a thousand..."
"Don't worry, brother; I just had eye surgery and spent over ten thousand."
"Don't panic upstairs; I just realized I'm blind after watching it and am waiting for a corneal transplant—medical expenses have already hit hundreds of thousands!"
"Upstairs Brother are all talented people. Each story is well written and cute, but I don't know where the ticket stub is?" "I just watched Late Show and laughed like an idiot. Although 10 is a bit expensive, but It’s worth it! By the way, this is the ticket! [Picture]” “[Picture] (expression) Laughing, The Strongest Sci-Fi Romance on Shit is really awesome, I just finished it and I’m already laughing in the bathroom. ! I dropped my Toilet Pit..." "Upstairs... are you okay?" "Bless the brother upstairs, there is no Toilet Pit (candle)! Candles)" "Blessings, I hope there will be no more Toilet Pit! " "..."
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