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"The position is not right, what does that mean? Mr. Chen, my brain isn't working well, why don't you demonstrate it for me?" I tilted my head, pretending not to understand what he was saying, and looked at him with an innocent expression.
Unexpectedly, as soon as I finished speaking, Shen Chen suddenly hugged me tightly and fiercely kissed my lips again. This time it wasn't just a brief taste, but a step-by-step strategy to conquer territory, finally luring the enemy deep in and making me actively participate as well.
For a long time, this kiss almost took my breath away. He finally stopped and looked at me, slightly panting and blushing. Shen Chen raised an eyebrow and said with a wicked smile, "Do you understand now?"
"I don't understand!" Without thinking, I blurted out these two words like a complete idiot. As soon as I said it, I regretted it. This guy would definitely have another chance to make a move. Ugh, I'm such a blockhead.
As expected, as I had expected, I was suffocating for a while, my lips were blocked again, and this time it lasted longer than before. I almost ran out of breath, and when Shen Chen saw my face turning red from suffocation, he finally let go with satisfaction. Through gritted teeth, he asked, "Do you understand now? If not, This head doesn't mind demonstrating again. This head is very patient with you."
Gasping for air, I quickly nodded and said, "I understand, I understand. No need to demonstrate, I've learned."
"I've learned it, so now it's time to put it into practice. This head needs to check the results and see if you are qualified and suitable to continue teaching." Shen Chenjian nodded in satisfaction and whispered in my ear with a smile.
"Damn it, Shen Chen, don't push it. I won't learn this nonsense from you. Why don't you have the guts to teach me some Ghost tricks?" I screamed in my heart. Ah, when will I be able to shout out such words openly?
Yes, since Shen Chen is the Dark Lord, then Ghost tricks must be extraordinary. Why not put some effort into him and let him teach me some Ghost tricks for self-defense? It's better than constantly encountering troublesome ghosts. I don't have any self-defense skills, and I'm just like a sitting duck for these ghosts. So, I put on a very fawning smile and said, "Sure, but you have to promise me a condition."
"Hmm?" When Shen Chen heard my words, he immediately raised an eyebrow with some displeasure, but still lazily asked, "Go ahead and tell me. If it's not too outrageous, This head might agree."
Originally, I thought it was hopeless when I saw his eyebrows raised like that, but unexpectedly there was still a chance. Feeling delighted, I immediately put on a more obsequious and flattering expression and whispered, "It's nothing really, but could you teach me some self-defense Ghost tricks when you have time? Or give me some advanced defensive and offensive talismans, I wouldn't mind at all."
"You already have a bunch of talismans, why do you still need one drawn by This head for you?" Shen Chen said without any hint of emotion in his voice, but I could see a hint of teasing in his eyes.
So I also showed the spirit of Do not face, smiling and saying, "Oh my, that's not some dog poop seal script, it can't even control a Ghost King, how could it compare to a seal script drawn by the Dark Lord himself."
"Woman, aren't you being too greedy!" Shen Chen said on the surface, but I could tell that he was quite pleased with my words, because I could see a hint of excitement in his eyes once again.
"Don't be greedy, don't be greedy. I'm doing all this just to protect my life and serve you well, Mr. Chen!" Hearing these words in my own ears, I find them too cheesy. But I have to go all out to get something to save my life.
"Women, in these words, This head likes the last sentence the most. Alright, for that sentence, This head will take the time to teach you Ghost tricks. As for talismans, This head will also teach you. Right now, This head's physical strength is not suitable for drawing. This head is too weak, and even if drawn, it won't be as strong as the advanced talisman on your body," Shen Chen said with a pleased expression.
"Yay! Long live Mr. Chen!" Overjoyed, I hugged Shen Chen, whom I was learning from and selling to, and went in for a kiss. Unexpectedly, I was unsteady and ended up bumping into Shen Chen's lips, causing them to bleed profusely.
Seeing the blood flow, without thinking, I sucked it into my mouth. In my mind, this was the blood of the Dark Lord, surely a great tonic. Even my yin deficiency constitution's blood is a great tonic, let alone the Dark Lord's. Perhaps by drinking his blood, I could even spontaneously generate Gui Li, without needing to practice it myself.
Unfortunately, ideals are always full, while reality is always stark. Under Shen Chen's angry gaze, I spat out the blood I had sucked into my mouth. This damn blood is really hard to swallow. I can't swallow it. Ah, ah, ah, it's really frustrating.
I wasted such a good opportunity in vain, and now Shen Chen thinks I mind him, despise him. Otherwise, why would he have that expression as if he wanted to kill me? Oh my god, why is it always me who is so miserable.
"Are you looking for death, woman?" I never expected that Shen Chen not only had a murderous look in his eyes, but also spoke in a fierce manner, as if I had committed an unforgivable crime.
"Chen, Mr. Chen, is it necessary? I just wanted to drink some of your blood to generate Gui Li! But I couldn't drink it, your blood is too hard to swallow, and I don't want to spit it out for fear that you'll find my saliva dirty." I hung my head and spoke in a voice that only I could hear, and I didn't dare to look at Shen Chen again.
I'm afraid my heart can't take it. Shen Chen's aura is just too powerful, especially when he's furious.
"You, woman, you're really making me furious. I'll tell you the truth, I'm not upset about this blood, I'm upset that you're so foolish. I knew you were foolish before, but I didn't expect you to be this foolish. You're so foolish that you don't even realize you're seeking death. How can I bear this?" Suddenly, I heard Shen Chen angrily expressing his disappointment.
"Uh, what do you mean? Am I looking for trouble by drinking your blood? Will I burp and fart just from taking a sip?" I nervously raised my head and cautiously asked, meeting Shen Chen's furious gaze.
"What do you think? The true form of This head is the Dark Lord, and the profound Gui Li within the Dark Lord is only temporarily sealed. But that doesn't mean it's nonexistent. If you drink a mouthful of blood, do you believe it won't burst you? Do you trust yourself?" Shen Chen said impatiently again, his face so dark it seemed like water could drip from it. It looks like I really did manage to anger him.
"Uh!" Shen Chen he said so reasonably that I was speechless, so I smiled brightly and said, "Yes, I'm sorry, Mr. Chen, I didn't mean to, you know, I accidentally cut your lip just now, and since the blood was already flowing, it would be a waste not to drink it, so..." I didn't have the courage to continue at the end. I was afraid that Shen Chen would be so angry that he would spit blood again.
"So you think you should drink it, luckily Master's blood isn't sweet, otherwise even Master wouldn't be able to save you. But if you really drank it and died, that would be fine too. Then you could openly be a ghost couple with Master in the underworld. Master is really looking forward to it. How about you take another sip? If you feel like you can't drink it, Master can help you." Shen Chen even laughed at the end and started joking.
I'm so scared that my scalp is tingling. Another person wishing for my death, just like my unlucky master, both hoping for my early demise to solidify my place in their hearts in the underworld.
This won't do. Even though my mom is no longer my mom and has passed away, then turned into a fierce ghost, without my mom, I still have my son Little Ink. Little Ink still needs me to take care of him, so I can't just die like this.
Otherwise, you'd have two ghosts taking care of a child. What if one day our son feels that being human is so boring and being a ghost is better, especially since both his parents are ghosts and the rulers of the underworld? If he goes to the underworld, he would be the crown prince.
Yeah, if the three of us went to the underworld, it would actually be quite nice. As I think about it, I suddenly feel that there's not much meaning in staying in the human world. It's better for the three of us to go to the underworld. I'm scared by this sudden thought.
The person closest to me in the world is only my son now. I've made a lot of enemies in the human world, and each one of them is very powerful. I may not be their match. It's better to go to the underworld, where I will have the protection of the Dark Lord and my Master Ksitigarbha Bodhisattva.
"Woman, what are you thinking? You don't really want to become a ghost couple with This head, do you?" Shen Chenjian's expression changed unpredictably, and he immediately asked with a playful look. His beautiful dark eyes were full of laughter, as if it would be such a funny thing if I really thought as he did.
However, that's exactly what I think, so I straightforwardly admitted, "Yes, you're right. That's what I think. In fact, if our family of three were all in the underworld, it would still be a reunion, and we wouldn't lose anything. On the contrary, we would gain a lot of blessings. Oh, I forgot to tell you, I found a master in your underworld. I'll have a place to learn Ghost tricks then, without needing to ask you or learn from you." At the end, I was a little proud.
"Oh? You have a master in the underworld. Can you tell me who it is? Let's see who has the ability to be the master of a woman," Shen Chen was indeed very interested in who my master was, asking with a curious expression.
"I have nothing to say. You will know when the time comes." I didn't want to tell him before going to the underworld, so I teased him, saying that I didn't know for sure. Besides, I was a little unsure about the relative status of my master and him in the underworld. In my personal understanding, although Shen Chen is the Dark Lord and the highest ruler of the underworld, just like the emperors in the mortal world, even though they are esteemed as emperors, they still respect the hidden masters. Some even fear the power of the hidden world and honor the masters of that power as The Elder Guest.
The Elder Guest only intervenes to help the country in times of trouble. Otherwise, they are treated like lords and revered by the emperor as if they were Buddhas. Perhaps even the emperor needs to seek their permission to meet them.
So I suspect that my master in the underworld should hold a position similar to that of a guest official in the mortal world. But in case I'm wrong, wouldn't it be humiliating for me to reveal my master's identity? It's better to first pique his interest and let him be curious. Besides, he is the Dark Lord, if he wants to know something, he can send his subordinates to investigate.
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