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Yingwoo naturally knew what was going on, and while he inwardly chuckled, he didn't reveal it. Instead, it was the villain who spoke first, scolding Yingwoo, "Hey, where did you come from, you reckless man? How dare you barge in without knocking, showing no respect for any rules."
Yingwoo replied, "Oh, I didn't expect anyone to be in the woodshed at this hour, so naturally I didn't knock. I wonder what Master is doing here so late at night? Can I be of any help?" He looked at the lecherous monk with a smile that was not quite a smile.
"Don't wander around for no reason. I originally live here, so of course I'm here late at night."
Yingwoo saw that the room was fully furnished, so he wasn't lying. He thought it would take some effort to make him tell the truth.
"Huh, Master, why is there blood under your feet? Did you kill a chicken, Master?"
"Where... where would I... as a monk who abstains from meat and killing, how could I possibly kill a chicken."
Yingwoo chuckled inwardly, thinking: 'While there may not be meat in killing a chicken, I've certainly eaten plenty, almost getting my head chopped off.'
"None at all? Master, your pants are stained with quite a bit of blood, don't lie to me."
Little monk thought the wound was bleeding again at the first sound, but when he looked down, Yingwoo took the opportunity to point at his acupoint. In an instant, Little monk became motionless, like a piece of wood.
"Hey, why did you deceive me, this benefactor? Huh! Hmm! Why can't I move? Benefactor, please help me, I can't move."
"Oh, I've acupointed you, of course you can't move. Do you think I will help you?"
"Master, why are you pressing my acupoints! I'm a monk and I don't have any money. Please let me go!"
"Don't worry, I don't want money, I just want... hehehe," Yingwoo said as he started to take off Little monk's pants, revealing the bandaged wound on dick.
"Hey! Master, what are you doing? Hey, don't take it off! Don't take it off! Hey..."
"Wow! Master, you are truly great to have cultivated to the point of self-castration! Oh no, I've disturbed Master's self-castration, no wonder Master is chasing after me. Oh dear, now Master has cut crookedly, this is terrible. How about this! Let me help Master with the task, I've learned a few days of kung fu, I guarantee a neat and beautiful cut, no eunuch in the world can compare to you. Come on..." As he spoke, he picked up the long sword and gestured around Little monk's lower body.
Little monk was unable to move due to acupoint manipulation, but dared not cry out for help, sweating profusely and only able to plead with Yingwoo in a low voice.
"Hero, hero, please don't joke around, I am a monk seeking emptiness, why would I self-castrate? If you cut me, will I still have a life?"
"Of course there is fate! Otherwise, where do eunuchs come from? Moreover, when becoming a monk, what use is there for the 'burden of the stone'? It's no harm to remove it. Perhaps it's even beneficial for purification!"
At this point, Little monk also realized that Yingwoo was just teasing him on purpose, so he hurriedly pleaded, "Great hero, spare my life! I know I did wrong, please forgive me, great hero!"
"Oh! You did something wrong? What did you do wrong? I think Master self-castrating is a good thing, where is the wrongdoing?"
"Master, don't play with me! I know you've seen through my tricks of pretending to be a god and ghost! Please spare me!"
"Oh... you admit it! No fun anymore! Admitting it later would make it more fun for me to castrate you."
When he pressed the acupoint of Little monk, he knew that this monk had no martial arts skills, so he wasn't afraid of him running away, and thus released his acupoint.
Little monk was busy rewrapping his wounds as if he had been granted amnesty, and then put his pants back on. Yingwoo waited for him to finish tidying up before asking again, "Tell me the truth, what's your name? How did you get involved in this business?"
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