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The scene of the furious deer attacking Jin Xiong San Ren was permanently captured on camera. Three million viewers watched in disbelief as this astonishing moment unfolded. Three burly men were unexpectedly being beaten by an exceptionally majestic deer. How could anyone not be dumbfounded by such a sight?
After a brief silence, the chat room erupted with excitement!
"Wow! I saw it! I just saw that deer again! It’s this deer! Yes, that one! Damn it! It just ran across the water and now it’s attacking people! This deer is incredible!"
"Where's Teacher Xiao Liang? Come out and take a look, identify what species this is!"
"Teacher Xiao Liang! Teacher Xiao Liang! There’s a Water Monkey here!"
"Oh my God, a Water Monkey!"
The chat room was in chaos. Countless viewers were frantically typing, and the crowd eagerly awaited Teacher Xiao Liang's appearance.
When he finally showed up, he immediately exclaimed, "Damn it! My mind is blown!"
"Three million viewers: ??????"
"What did you say? Your mind is blown? What do you mean your mind is blown? Hang in there, Teacher Xiao Liang!"
"Quick, identify what species this deer is! I want to show you my Water Monkey."
"Forget about your Water Monkey upstairs; I don’t want to see it at all!"
As the barrage of comments streamed across the screen, at that moment, Teacher Xiao Liang, summoned by countless viewers, could only smile wryly and respond:
"I just watched the video, and this deer is quite unusual. From its morphology, it should be a type of Shan Lu, but it surprisingly has no antlers. Even more peculiar are its fur patterns, body shape, and hooves, which do not match any official records."
He paused for a moment before continuing, "So I can conclude that this is an extremely rare, entirely new species of deer! It is more precious than a hundred Water Monkeys; it is a true National Treasure!"
Boom!
As Teacher Xiao Liang finished speaking, the large broadcast room erupted in excitement.
Three Million Viewers could hardly believe their eyes; they were witnessing a one-of-a-kind new species of deer. This was no ordinary deer!
In ancient legends, such rare deer were said to appear as omens of good fortune, symbolizing peace and prosperity for the nation.
At that moment, when Teacher Xiao Liang revealed the origins of this deer, some viewers instinctively began to associate it with the legendary deer mentioned in historical records.
A deer that represents auspiciousness appearing before me? I certainly can't let this opportunity slip away!
Soon enough, the atmosphere in the broadcast room began to spiral into chaos as viewers started to playfully exploit the situation.
"Bye Bye Deer! My wife is about to give birth; I hope this brings me a genius child!"
"Bye Bye Deer! I've been at my job for over ten years as a bottom-tier employee; I hope this year I can get promoted!"
The barrage of comments flowed through the stream like a tidal wave, each one neatly lined up.
"Bye Bye Deer, I've never won a game in the top lane; can you help me become number one on the National Server?"
"Bye Bye Deer, Wang Kai's sister is beautiful; I hope I can pursue her!"
"Bye Bye Deer, I'm too poor; I hope this year brings me wealth!"
Seeing these comments, Teacher Xiao Liang couldn't help but chuckle, thinking how adorable this generation of internet users was. It almost made him want to say goodbye himself.
However, as a highly educated agnostic, he couldn't indulge in such superstitious nonsense. After pondering for a moment, Teacher Xiao Liang smiled and typed out a comment:
"Please, Deer! Let us see the real Water Monkey!"
At that moment,
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