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Moo.
Huff.
A man in his teens, referred to as the Old Man, was using a branch to drive his water buffalo toward the distant fields. Excitedly following him were Xu Jiaguo and Xu Jia, whose task was to assist the Old Man in plowing the fields. With the water buffalo pulling the plow, all they needed to do was keep it steady.
After a busy morning, the brothers didn’t feel tired at all; instead, they found joy in working while playing. The Old Man was nearby, guiding the water buffalo and occasionally teaching them some plowing techniques. Workers at the edge of the field were filming, each one drenched in sweat from the heat.
“Alright, kids, let’s go have lunch,” Zhang Daye cheerfully announced as he led the brothers out of the rice paddies. Xu Jiaguo patted the water buffalo’s back and asked, “Grandpa Zhang, did you really ride a buffalo when you were young?”
“Oh, those water buffaloes were quite obedient; riding them was comfortable.”
“Can I give it a try?”
He placed his right hand on the buffalo’s back, and Zhang Laohan encouraged him to climb on. With a final slap on the buffalo's rear, it let out a loud moo and continued toward home. Xu Jia watched in amazement and exclaimed, “We’ve ridden horses and bears, but we’ve never ridden a buffalo!”
Not far behind them, another Old Man was whipping his large black pig while grumbling, “What’s so great about being a star? Just let me cut some pig grass; you almost poisoned my Hei Niu!” He gave the pig a light smack on its backside and continued, “You eat everything without even picking and choosing!”
The Black Pig snorted loudly and began to run faster, letting out squeals for reasons unknown. The previously leisurely water buffalo heard its cries and immediately started mooing loudly before charging ahead, leaving Zhang Daye momentarily stunned.
“Help!”
Xu Jiaguo hadn’t had time to jump off; he clung to the buffalo’s ears with muddy legs spread wide as it galloped forward. Xu Jia bent over laughing and clapped his knees in amusement when suddenly a large black pig darted past him between his legs.
“What on earth?”
The pig was long and hard, startling Xu Jia into instinctively clamping his legs together. He then found himself being carried away by the Black Pig as it sprinted after the water buffalo. Behind them, several crew members snapped back to reality and hurriedly chased after them; if anything happened to the two young masters during filming, they would be in big trouble.
“Mom! Help!”
Xu Jia squeezed his legs tightly around the Black Pig as it chased after the water buffalo. One brother rode the buffalo while the other rode the pig, with seven or eight crew members desperately pursuing them. A cameraman lugged his equipment while panting heavily to keep up with the filming.
“My Hei Niu! Oh no!”
The Old Man stomped his feet in frustration while cursing loudly as he ran after his pig and buffalo with Zhang Laohan. Finally, one cameraman looked around after scanning left and right and realized no one was left behind before he too started running forward.
“Hahaha! I can’t take it anymore; this is too funny!”
In their living room, the family watched this comedic scene unfold on television, laughing so hard they could barely breathe. Xu Li took a sip of chilled watermelon juice and lit a cigarette as they continued watching for more embarrassing moments from the brothers when suddenly her phone rang: “What’s going on?”
“The village chief said over twenty large trucks just entered the ranch.”
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