"Kill!"
The Razor Assassins raised their Razors and charged furiously towards Ye Mo Li!
The blades flashed, embodying the supreme faith of the Razor Cult, slicing through the air and aiming directly at Ye Mo Li's armpit—
However—
"Underarm Hair Divine Skill—Swift Wind Whip!"
"Smack!!!"
The Underarm Hair Gun shot forth like a dragon!
Ye Mo Li's two Armpit Braids shot out like lightning, resembling two steel whips that tore through the air with a thunderous crack!
"Thud!!!"
Before the first Razor Assassin could react, a deep red mark appeared on his chest in an instant!
"Ahhh!!!"
He fell to the ground in agony, clutching his swollen chest, his eyes filled with terror!
—What kind of hair is this?!
—What kind of power is this?!
Yet, the attack was not over!
Ye Mo Li's two Armpit Braids spun rapidly, like two sharp blades of a storm, producing a terrifying sound as they cut through the air!
"Underarm Hair Flowing Cloud Dance!"
The Armpit Braid whipped through the air like a furious storm, instantly sending two Razor Assassins flying!
"Bang! Bang!"
The two assassins crashed violently against the mansion's wall, their bodies collapsing to the ground like rag dolls, emitting pained wails: "Ughhh!!"
"This is impossible... Our Razor couldn't even touch her?!" One of the assassins stared in terror at Ye Mo Li, cold sweat pouring down his forehead!
—This is no ordinary Armpit Hair!
—This is the Underarm Hair Divine Skill!
"Slap! Slap! Slap!"
The Armpit Hair swept through like a torrential storm!
In just three seconds, all the Razor Assassins fell to the ground, howling in agony, their Razors slipping from their hands and clattering onto the floor with a sharp metallic sound!
The entire room fell into silence.
Shen Dudu: "?????"
She gaped in shock at Ye Mo Li, her heart overwhelmed by astonishment!
—What kind of divine being is her best friend?!
—What extraordinary existence is this Armpit Hair?!
Meanwhile, the butler knelt on the ground, hands clasped in reverence, his face filled with awe and excitement!
"Madam... You are truly the goddess of hair!"
"Your Armpit Hair shines brilliantly, unstoppable, able to withstand the attacks of the Razor Cult...!"
"I am immensely honored to witness this great battle!!"
Ye Mo Li stood in the room illuminated by flashing red lights, a towel billowing gently in the breeze, her Armpit Braid swaying slightly, as if a war goddess had descended!
She took a deep breath, her gaze cold and piercing as she looked at the Razor Assassins sprawled on the ground. Her tone was calm yet carried an undeniable authority—
"Go back and tell the Smooth Pope—"
"As long as I, Ye Mo Li, am alive, Hair will never disappear from this world!"
"Hmph, hmph, hmph..."
A low and chilling laughter echoed from behind the door.
The laughter carried an eerie resonance, as if it came from an invisible abyss, causing the air to drop to freezing point, dimming the lights slightly.
"The Remnant of the Ye Family..."
"Today, I will shave all your hair!"
Accompanied by this declaration, a tall and slender figure stepped out slowly from behind the door.
It was a man tightly wrapped in a black bodysuit, his form lean yet exuding a dangerous aura, resembling a poised leopard ready to pounce.
His head, eyebrows, and even eyelashes were all impeccably Smooth, like a meticulously crafted cold warrior!
When Ye Mo Li recognized the newcomer, her pupils constricted slightly as she whispered through gritted teeth—
"Laser Blade Master...!"
One of the Razor Cult's Four Great Assassins...!
Upon hearing that name, Shen Dudu's heart tightened: "W-what the hell?! Who is this guy?!"
The butler knelt on the ground, his face pale with fear. "This is bad... This guy has shaved the heads of over a thousand long-haired swordsmen, and no one could stop him!"
The Laser Blade Master smirked with a bloodthirsty grin as he slowly drew a crimson weapon from his waist—
—"Laser Blade Master!"
A blinding red beam erupted from the hilt, forming an incredibly hot laser blade!
The intense heat distorted the air, producing a deep humming sound, as if the very air was about to be sliced apart by this invisible light blade!
"Ye Mo Li, hand over your Armpit Hair, or... let me shave it clean myself!"
In a flash, he moved, and in the next moment, the Laser Blade Master sliced through the air, aiming directly for Ye Mo Li's armpit!
Boom—!!!
The Armpit Hair whip clashed violently with the Laser Blade Master, their opposing forces unleashing a shockwave that shook the entire mansion. The walls trembled violently, crystal chandeliers swayed from the ceiling, and glass windows shattered with a deafening crash as if the apocalypse had arrived!
Smack!!!
Ye Mo Li's Armpit Braid surged like a dragon emerging from the sea, whipping through the air with tremendous force. Each swing produced a thunderous roar, echoing like thunder itself!
With a light bounce of her legs, she agilely leaped into the air. The Armpit Braid struck out fiercely, aiming straight for the Laser Blade Master's face!
Buzz—!
The Laser Blade Master stepped back hurriedly, gripping the energy blade tightly. As he swung the blade, red beams of light sliced through the darkness like fierce lightning, creating dazzling arcs of illumination.
His Laser Blade Master could instantly cut through steel and even vaporize human hair into thin air, yet now, this deadly blade could not get anywhere near Ye Mo Li's Armpit Braid!
"How can this woman's hair be so resilient?!"
Cold sweat broke out on the Laser Blade Master's forehead as he stared incredulously at the weapon in his hands. The high-temperature laser was more than capable of melting metal, yet it could not sever this bizarre hair?!
Ye Mo Li let out a cold snort, her hands slightly apart as the Armpit Braid began to spin faster, sweeping through the air like a storm!
"Underarm Hair Divine Skill—Hair Torrent!"
A powerful gust of air suddenly erupted, and the Armpit Braid transformed into two furious divine dragons, simultaneously charging towards the Laser Blade Master from both sides!
"Damn it!!!"
The Laser Blade Master's face changed dramatically as he hurriedly raised his defense with the Laser Blade Master. However—
"Smack—!!!"
The Armpit Braid struck fiercely against his chest!
"Thud!!!"
The Laser Blade Master grunted, his body feeling as if it had been struck by a giant hammer, and he was sent flying backward!
"Boom!!!"
His body crashed heavily against the mansion's wall, the force of impact causing the entire wall to crack, debris scattering everywhere as dust filled the air!
Shen Dudu stood nearby, completely dumbfounded. Her mouth hung open wide as if she had just witnessed a phenomenon that defied the laws of physics.
"What... what kind of ridiculous battle is this?!!"
She trembled as she pointed at Ye Mo Li, stammering, "Why... why can Armpit Hair go toe-to-toe with the Laser Blade Master?! This is completely unscientific!!!"
Meanwhile, the butler was already in tears, half-kneeling on the ground, trembling as he looked up at Ye Mo Li with a face full of reverence. "Madam... your Armpit Hair is truly divine hair!!"
At that moment, Ye Mo Li stood in the mansion, the towel around her body gently swaying. The Armpit Braid moved slowly in the air like a grand feast of hair, exuding an unmatched authority!
On the ground, the Laser Blade Master lay among the rubble, gritting his teeth against the excruciating pain. Blood seeped from the corner of his mouth, cold sweat dripped from his forehead, and his hands gripping the sword began to tremble slightly.
—He was actually at a disadvantage?!
This was impossible!!
"Ye Mo Li... your Armpit Hair is indeed extraordinary..."
He clenched his jaw, his gaze fierce, clearly unwilling to admit defeat—yet his hands trembled slightly from the powerful impact just moments ago, making his grip on the sword less stable!
Ye Mo Li coldly smiled and looked down at him—
In this battle, victory and defeat had already been decided.
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