The CEO Can't Touch My Armpit Hair 36: Chapter 36
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"Thud—!" 0
 
"Thud—!" 0
 
"Thud—!" 0
 
Each step echoed through the oppressive underground cavern. 0
 
Ye Mo Li led her comrades into this final battle. 0
 
Halgaen's long hair swayed gently in the darkness, each strand shimmering with a resolute light. 0
 
Alice Mao's silver hair, though weathered by trials, remained smooth. Her eyes sparkled with determination; she was ready to end this nightmare of aesthetics. 0
 
Shen Dudu carried an entire box of hair care products, tightly gripping the Razor Revenge Conditioner, as if it were the strongest weapon against the Razor Cult. 0
 
And behind them— 0
 
Manager Leng's servants, housekeepers, and security personnel stood resolutely in place! 0
 
Some had lost their eyebrows, others had patches missing from their hair, and some even had bizarre shapes shaved into their scalps—but they still stood here!!! 0
 
These loyal followers of Manager Leng, no matter how much humiliation and torment they had endured, chose to stand tall and walk alongside Ye Mo Li!!! 0
 
In their eyes burned a desire for freedom and a belief in the diversity of aesthetics!!! 0
 
At this moment, Ye Mo Li felt a surge of passion and emotion— 0
 
This was not just her war; it was the ultimate showdown for all believers in Hair!!! 0
 
"This time..." 0
 
 
She whispered softly, her gaze piercing. 0
 
"The Razor Cult will be completely eradicated!!!" 0
 
——"Boom——!!!" 0
 
The massive metal door on the lower level was suddenly kicked open!!! 0
 
A strange light poured out from within, illuminating the faces of Ye Mo Li and the others— 0
 
Inside stood three figures!!! 0
 
Smooth Pope, Su Baqi, and Su Luobing!!! 0
 
Behind them, a familiar figure was bound to a cross, his white shirt tattered yet still exuding an overwhelming aura!!! 0
 
——Leng Yichen!!! 0
 
His hair was soaked in the remnants of the shattered Heir Hair Oil, reflecting a dazzling brilliance as if a deity had descended!!! 0
 
"Ye Mo Li…" 0
 
He slowly opened his eyes, his thin lips moving with a hint of playful smile. 0
 
"You've finally arrived…" 0
 
"You despicable man!!!" 0
 
"You disgusting creature!!!" 0
 
 
"Don't come any closer to me and my beloved!!!" 0
 
Su Luobing's scream echoed through the underground cave, her eyes twisted into a fiery expression of resentment. 0
 
Her hands clutched her robe tightly, her face a mask of anger and fear, as if Ye Mo Li's presence was the greatest nightmare of her life. 0
 
Beside her, Su Baqi wore a gloomy expression, nodding coldly, his gaze filled with evident disdain and contempt. 0
 
"Ye Mo Li... do you really not know what you are?" 0
 
"Do you think you've won?" 0
 
"This is far from over!!!" 0
 
However— 0
 
When Ye Mo Li's gaze shifted to Smooth Pope, her pupils slightly constricted. 0
 
—This person was completely unfazed. 0
 
—He was even smiling. 0
 
Smooth Pope stood before the cross, holding a black remote control, casually observing Ye Mo Li and the others, a strange smile curling at the corners of his mouth. 0
 
"Hehehe..." 0
 
"You all arrived even faster than I expected." 0
 
He gently shook the remote in his hand, his long, hairless fingers elegantly turning the buttons on it. 0
 
 
"Well then, the question arises..." 0
 
"Are you all sure you want to move forward?" 0
 
In an instant, everyone tensed up! 0
 
Ye Mo Li, Halgaen, Alice Mao, Shen Dudu, and everyone behind them involuntarily came to a halt. 0
 
The bald man with the remote control instilled a sense of inexplicable unease in everyone. 0
 
"What is that?" 0
 
Shen Dudu frowned and asked in a low voice, unable to resist taking a step back. 0
 
"I don't know... but I don't like this feeling..." 0
 
Alice Mao gripped her silver hair tightly, ready for battle at any moment. 0
 
Halgaen's brow furrowed deeply as he clutched his own long hair at the side. His instincts told him—this man definitely has a trick up his sleeve!!! 0
 
Meanwhile, Ye Mo Li fixed her gaze on the remote control in Smooth Pope's hand, her body leaning slightly forward as she prepared for combat. 0
 
"What exactly do you want to do?" 0
 
She asked coldly. 0
 
However, Smooth Pope merely smiled faintly, his gaze piercing. 0
 
"Hehehe..." 0
 
 
"Don't rush, let's first see how this play ends." 0
 
——The air instantly thickened!!! 0
 
Smooth Pope's thumb slowly pressed down on the button of the remote control!!! 0
 
"Beep—beep—beep—" 0
 
As Smooth Pope pressed the button, the enormous screen behind the cross gradually lit up!!! 0
 
A global satellite map appeared before everyone's eyes— 0
 
On the screen, a massive artificial satellite named "Divine Punishment Satellite" was in standby mode!!! 0
 
It displayed: 0
 
🔴 "Divine Punishment Satellite—Online Status" 0
 
🔴 "Global Lockdown in Progress" 0
 
🔴 "Hair Loss Agent Loaded" 0
 
"What... what is this...?!" 0
 
Ye Mo Li and the others were filled with shock!!! 0
 
"How is it possible... you actually developed the Razor Cult's conspiracy to this extent?!" 0
 
Shen Dudu widened her eyes in disbelief, trembling hands pointing at the screen, unable to accept this horrifying truth!!! 0
 
 
Halgaen clenched his fists, his muscles tensed as if he were about to charge forward and destroy the demon's device at any moment! 0
 
Alice Maoze bit her lip fiercely, her silver hair whipping wildly behind her, her eyes filled with murderous intent! 0
 
"Hahahahahaha—!!!" 0
 
Smooth Pope laughed maniacally! 0
 
His laughter echoed wildly in the cave, reverberating like a haunting specter that shook the very soul! 0
 
"This is my Ultimate Plan!!!" 0
 
"For too long, the Razor Cult has been oppressed by you heretics, unable to realize the true vision of Smoothness... but today, everything will change!!!" 0
 
He extended his arms, wildly pointing at the global satellite map on the screen!!! 0
 
"Do you see that satellite?!" 0
 
"This is the Divine Punishment Satellite launched in collaboration between the Razor Cult and Su Corporation!!!" 0
 
"It is loaded with a super-concentrated hair loss agent, and once I press this button—" 0
 
He raised the remote control, a mad glint shining in his eyes!!! 0
 
"This satellite will unleash a massive bombardment across the globe!!!" 0
 
"At that time, all of humanity will face an unprecedented—" 0
 
"The Great Hair Loss Era!!!" 0
 
 
"Hahahahaha—!!!" 0
 
Ye Mo Li and the others gasped in shock!!! 0
 
"Are you insane?!" 0
 
Ye Mo Li shouted, his Armpit Braid rising high, exuding an aura of murderous intent!!! 0
 
"Are you really planning to turn all of humanity into hairless beings?!" 0
 
"Do you have any idea what kind of disaster this would cause?!" 0
 
The Smooth Pope revealed a strange smile, his eyes filled with fervor and arrogance!!! 0
 
"Of course I know! This is the world I've always dreamed of!!!" 0
 
"A world without tangled hair, without the filth of body hair; humanity will evolve into its most perfect and pure state!!!" 0
 
"And in this new era, it will be I—the Smooth Pope—who rules over everything!!!" 0
 
"The Razor Cult will be resurrected!!!" 0
 
"The Smooth Path is the only truth!!!" 0
 
——The air was dead silent!!! 0
 
Ye Mo Li stared at the madman before him, fists clenched, a raging fire igniting in his heart!!! 0
 
This was no longer just a matter of religious belief— 0
 
 
This is a complete massacre of aesthetic freedom for all humanity!!! 0
 
If this "Divine Punishment" succeeds, the aesthetic standards of the entire world will be completely controlled by the Razor Cult!!! 0
 
All hair designs, hair care brands, and the beauty industry will be utterly destroyed!!! 0
 
—This battle is no longer just a personal grudge; it is the final showdown concerning the aesthetic freedom of the entire world!!! 0
 
"…I won’t let you succeed!!!" 0
 
Ye Mo Li tightly grasped her Armpit Braid, her eyes gleaming with a sharp cold light!!! 0
 
"Even if it costs me my life, I will stop you!!!" 0
 
"We all must stop you!!!" 0
 
"Hah!!! You think you can do anything with your heresy?" 0
 
"Press it! Let the world witness our Smooth Divine Punishment!!!" 0
 
The Smooth Pope laughed maniacally, his finger pressing down hard on the red button on the Controller—!!! 0
 
—"Bang!!!" 0
 
"Ah!!!???" 0
 
Just at that critical moment, a shadow struck like lightning!!! 0
 
"Underarm Hair Whip—!!!" 0
 
 
"Bang—!" 0
 
Ye Mo Li's Armpit Hair struck like thunder against Smooth Pope's hand! 0
 
"Uwaaaah!!!" 0
 
Smooth Pope's wrist trembled violently, and the Controller flew out, tracing an arc through the air! 0
 
"No—!!!" 0
 
He watched in horror as the Controller plummeted toward the ground! 0
 
"Damn Ye Family Heretic—!!!" 0
 
However, Ye Mo Li had no time to heed his roar—because the real battle had already begun! 0
 
"Boom—!!!" 0
 
With a loud crash, Su Baqi tore through the Black Robe! 0
 
A body filled with explosive muscles appeared before everyone like a war god! 0
 
"Smooth Invincible Style—Domineering Smooth Fist!!!" 0
 
Su Baqi charged forward like a raging tyrannosaurus, his fist aimed directly at Ye Mo Li! 0
 
"Bang!!!" 0
 
Halgaen instantly flashed into position, using his long hair to block Su Baqi's iron fist! 0
 
 
"Hmph, let the Old Man show you what a cocky Razor Dog is up against!" 0
 
"Hair Bun Thousand Buddha Palm!!!" 0
 
—Boom!!! 0
 
The clash of the two powerful fighters unleashed an astonishing wave of energy!!! 0
 
The ground couldn't withstand this force and instantly shattered!!! 0
 
On the other side— 0
 
"Puhahahaha—!!!" 0
 
"You scoundrel! Let me show you what true Smooth limits are!!!" 0
 
Su Luobing reached for her long hair and yanked it hard!!! 0
 
"Shh—!!!" 0
 
The Wig was ripped straight off her scalp!!! 0
 
The crowd gasped in shock as they saw her head—completely Smooth, even reflecting an eerie glow!!! 0
 
"This... this guy has no Hair?!" 0
 
Shen Dudu's eyes widened in disbelief, feeling an overwhelming sense of discomfort!!! 0
 
However, Su Luobing's bizarre antics were far from over!!! 0
 
 
Her face was contorted, veins bulging, and her skin began to glow with an unnatural luminescence! 0
 
“Smooth Absolute Domain—Activate!!!” 0
 
—Buzzing!!! 0
 
A powerful Smooth energy erupted from Su Luobing! 0
 
“Ye Mo Li!!! I will turn you into a true Smooth being, just like me!!!” 0
 
Ye Mo Li fought back the nausea, her body instinctively recoiling as the energy filled her with an overwhelming sense of disgust! 0
 
“Disgusting… Is this your true form?” 0
 
Before Ye Mo Li could make a move, Alice Mao let out a cold snort and charged forward! 0
 
“You know nothing of the beauty of fashion!!!” 0
 
Her silver-white hair surged forth like flames! 0
 
“Hair Tassel Whip—!!!” 0
 
“Let me personally tear apart your Smooth curse!!!” 0
 
 
 
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