Teaming Up with the Clueless Against Zombies 30: Wit and Strategy
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墨書 Inktalez
I took a sharp breath; this girl… who is she? 0
 
I felt like I must have saved the galaxy in my past life to have such an incredible teammate in this one. 0
 
The sound of approaching footsteps grew louder, like an army marching, sending a tingling sensation through my feet. 0
 
My heart raced as if it were about to leap out of my chest; it was more thrilling than dancing at a club. At least when dancing, there’s music, but now all I could hear was the unsettling sound of footsteps. 0
 
“Not good! We’re… surrounded!” I shouted, thinking that this was it. Just when I thought I had escaped the wolf's den, I had stumbled into the tiger's lair. My luck really couldn’t get any worse. 0
 
“Who cares! Strength brings miracles!” Zhong Dali roared, swinging his massive iron hammer. The hammer whistled through the air like a whirlwind, exuding an intimidating presence. Anyone who didn’t know better might think he was about to perform a circus act. 0
 
The girl also pulled out her High-Tech Weapons, her gaze icy and unyielding, like a block of ice. I wondered if she could freeze her enemies just with her stare. 0
 
I couldn’t back down either! After all, I was the protagonist; I couldn’t afford to falter at such a critical moment. 0
 
Taking a deep breath, I retrieved my Exclusive Weapon—a rusty steel pipe. This pipe… I had found it among a pile of rubble, like a scavenger picking up trash. 0
 
When I first picked it up, it lay in a heap of garbage, mingling with broken scraps and old metal—truly a brother in misfortune. 0
 
Now, it had become my lifeline. Just thinking about it gave me a little thrill. 0
 
Though it looked old and rusty, like an antique, at least it was a weapon. It could hit something when needed; that was better than going in empty-handed. 0
 
 
"Charge!" I shouted, leading the way out as if I were on a high from some adrenaline rush. Anyone who didn't know better might think there were millions in prizes waiting for me. 0
 
In the ruins, remnants of walls and debris were scattered everywhere, as if bombarded. The obstacles created a maze-like environment; I estimated that even Batman would get lost here. 0
 
I took advantage of the terrain, setting up various traps and mechanisms, much like playing a real-life version of CS. I was just waiting for those guys to walk right into my web and experience my prowess firsthand. 0
 
Back when I played real-life CS, I was known for my accuracy, earning the nickname "Human Outline Master." This time, I wanted them to understand what it truly meant to be a "Trap Master." 0
 
Zhong Dali served as bait, drawing enemy fire. Tough and resilient, he was like a tank; bullets hitting him felt like mere tickles. I couldn't help but wonder if he had trained in some sort of Golden Bell Shield or Iron Cloth Shirt technique. 0
 
The girl was responsible for disrupting enemy communications. Her high-tech weapons could emit special electromagnetic waves that interfered with their electronic devices, rendering their communication systems useless—like cutting off their internet. They were probably panicking right about now. 0
 
As expected, the Hostile Survivor Squad fell for it. Lured by Zhong Dali, they entered my trap zone like moths to a flame. Clearly, their intelligence wasn’t very high. 0
 
"Bang! Bang! Bang!" A series of explosions erupted as my traps were triggered, resembling firecrackers going off. Flames shot into the sky, and thick smoke billowed; anyone unaware might think I was celebrating a festival. 0
 
The Hostile Survivor Squad was thrown into chaos, falling like dumplings into boiling water amidst their cries that sounded like pigs being slaughtered. It tugged at my heartstrings—though only slightly. 0
 
Seizing the moment, I charged out with Zhong Dali and the girl, like tigers descending from a mountain, unleashing a flurry of punches on the remaining enemies. It was like playing Whac-A-Mole; one by one, we knocked them down until they saw stars. 0
 
Zhong Dali swung his massive hammer with ferocity, creating a whirlwind of destruction that made enemies wail like children. Anyone watching might think he was pounding rice cakes instead. 0
 
The girl's high-tech weapons also played a crucial role; her precise shooting left the enemies defenseless as if she had activated some cheat code. I suspected she might have secretly modified the game data. 0
 
 
I… was not willing to back down either. My rusty steel pipe, although not as powerful as their weapons, was still sufficient for the task at hand. I aimed for the enemies' vital points, striking with precision as if I were a skilled acupuncturist. I couldn't help but wonder if I had been an old Chinese medicine practitioner in my past life. 0
 
Before long, the Hostile Survivor Squad was wiped out by us, like autumn leaves swept away by the wind—clean and efficient. I found myself a bit impressed with my own abilities; I hadn’t expected I had such skills. 0
 
We… won! 0
 
I let out a long sigh of relief, thinking that I had finally escaped a calamity. It felt even better than winning the lottery; after all, winning the lottery comes with taxes, but this was pure profit. 0
 
However, before I could fully enjoy my victory, suddenly, I heard a chilling voice. This voice… came from deep within the ruins… it sounded like a ghostly wail, sending shivers down my spine and making the hairs on my body stand on end. 0
 
"You think… this is… the end?" 0
 
 
 
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