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Lin Xiaofan rubbed his temples and said, "Alright! This isn't the time to dwell on that." He pointed out the window, "Fu Bing has already gathered at the training ground. From today on, General Huo will be in charge of their training."
Huo Qubing snorted coldly and strode outside, only to trip over the hem of her skirt.
...
At the training ground, thirty Fu Bing stood in neat rows. When they saw Huo Qubing approaching in a pink dress, all their expressions froze.
"Stand straight!" Huo Qubing barked, startling everyone into attention. "From today on, I will personally train you!"
The Fu Bing exchanged glances, wanting to laugh but holding it back.
Huo Qubing narrowed her eyes. "What? Do you have something to say about my outfit?"
"No, ma'am!" everyone replied in unison, but the twitching at the corners of their mouths betrayed them.
"Very well." Huo Qubing suddenly smirked. "Since you all seem so energetic, let's start with some verbal sparring."
Lin Xiaofan was taken aback. "Verbal sparring?"
"That's right." Huo Qubing turned around, a dangerous glint in her eyes. "True elites need not only swift blades but also sharp tongues! When two armies face off, if you can make the opposing commander spit blood from anger, wouldn't that be delightful?"
Zhuge Liang covered his face with his fan, his shoulders trembling slightly.
"Now, follow my lead!" Huo Qubing took a deep breath and suddenly shouted with full force: "You bunch of turtle-heads over there! Useless in battle, number one in eating shit!"
The training ground fell into a dead silence.
"What are you standing there for? Shout!" Huo Qubing yelled.
The Fu Bing gritted their teeth and shouted along: "You... you turtle-heads over there..."
"Louder! Have you not eaten?!"
"Turtle-heads! Number one in eating shit!" The crowd went all out, shouting until their faces turned red.
Lin Xiaofan watched in astonishment. "System... is this really effective?"
[Innovation in battle tactics detected. Achievement unlocked: Mouth King! Reward: 100 points!]
Huo Qubing was clearly getting into the groove. "Again! 'Your ancestors must be smoking green smoke for giving birth to this bunch of rotten melons!'"
The Fu Bing became more and more spirited in their insults, throwing out lines like "Did your mother raise you with your placenta?" and "You look like you're just playing around!" They combined various modern insults under Huo Qubing's guidance, cursing with great enthusiasm.
“Lord, would you like to give it a try?” Huo Qubing suddenly turned to Lin Xiaofan, saying, “Those insults are quite rewarding.”
【New Task: Participate in the insult training personally, reward of 200 points!】
Lin Xiaofan gritted his teeth and decided to go all out: “You useless piece of junk over there! You can't fight, but you're the first to surrender! Does your mother know how cowardly you are?”
【Ding! Detected that the host's level of insult meets the standard, triggering hidden punishment!】
Before Lin Xiaofan could react, a flash of golden light enveloped him—
When he looked down, he found himself wearing a pink skirt!
“System, I curse you!”
【Inappropriate language! Punishment: Skirt length increased by 30 centimeters!】
Seeing this, Huo Qubing burst into laughter, “Good! This is my Huo Qubing’s Lord!”
Just as the insults echoed across the training ground, the gates suddenly swung open.
“Lin Gongzi, what a refined mood.” A cold female voice rang out.
Lin Xiaofan froze and slowly turned around—there stood Princess Ning An in simple attire at the entrance, followed by two maidservants. The princess's gaze swept over him and Huo Qubing in their pink skirts, her lips twitching slightly.
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