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I turned and went to the pharmacy to buy some Castor Powder, then returned home. Once I got home, I took out what I had just bought, opened the takeout, and poured the Castor Powder into the Eight Treasure Porridge. Next, I picked up a twig and stirred the Eight Treasure Porridge thoroughly.
"Heh heh, old man Li, let's see if this time I don't get you good!" I sneered as I placed the takeout at the door. Then, avoiding the surveillance cameras, I went back inside. Through the window, I saw old man Li appear at the door. He looked around to make sure no one was watching before quickly grabbing the takeout and running off. In his haste, he stumbled and nearly fell.
"Hahaha..." I couldn't help but laugh out loud. old man Li heard me and turned to glare at me before limping away. old man Li, let's see how you fare this time!
For the next three days, I continued to order takeout every day. But strangely enough, my takeout never went missing even once. "That's odd..." I frowned. Could it be that old man Li had changed his ways? But I quickly dismissed that thought. A dog can't change its nature; old man Li would never reform! So what could be the reason he stopped stealing my takeout?
I pondered for a long time but couldn't figure it out. Eventually, I decided not to think about it anymore. After all, it was a good thing that my takeout wasn't going missing. Feeling pleased, I ordered a serving of Braised Chicken Rice and sat down to play games at home.
Just when I was in the middle of an intense game, there suddenly came a rapid knocking at the door.
"Bang! Bang! Bang!"
"Bang! Bang! Bang!"
I was startled and quickly ran to open the door.
As soon as I opened it, I saw old man Li standing outside.
Behind him were staff from the Property Management and police officers.
"That's the bastard!"
old man Li pointed at me, his face full of anger.
The police asked, "What's going on?"
old man Li cried out, "Officer, this bastard poisoned me!"
"I want to report him and have him arrested!"
I was taken aback for a moment, then quickly realized what had happened.
old man Li must have eaten my Castor Powder and gotten diarrhea.
"What nonsense are you talking about?"
I pretended to know nothing.
"Nonsense?"
old man Li's face turned green with anger.
"I ate takeout and got diarrhea; how can you say I'm talking nonsense?"
"Which of your eyes saw me poison you?"
" old man Li, you can't just slander me like that."
I stared at him and said coldly, "You say I poisoned you; do you have any evidence?"
The police asked, "What evidence do you have?"
old man Li pulled out a receipt and handed it to the officer.
"Officer, look, this is the takeout I ordered."
"But someone put Castor Powder in it."
"I spent the whole day with diarrhea; I almost lost my life."
"You have to stand up for me."
The police officer looked at the receipt with a strange expression.
"Old man, this receipt doesn't have your name on it."
"How can you prove that this takeout is yours?"
Seeing his pale face and the cold sweat on his forehead, it was clear he was suffering from severe diarrhea.
"Hmph!"
I snorted coldly and turned to the police officer and the property staff.
"Officer, you mustn't listen to his nonsense. He stole my takeout and is trying to pin it on me because I caught him!"
"Stole takeout?"
The officer frowned at my words.
"Yes!"
I nodded and took out my phone.
"Officer, look, this is my takeout order."
"Mm."
The officer glanced at it and nodded.
" old man Li, since you say this is my takeout for you, then show me your order on your phone!"
As I spoke, I extended my hand.
"I..."
old man Li was taken aback, an awkward expression on his face.
"What do you mean 'I'?"
I sneered and said, "Can't produce an order, can you?"
"I... I don't have a phone..."
old man Li stammered.
"No phone?"
I laughed heartily and said, "In this day and age, even beggars have phones. Who are you trying to fool?"
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