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Zhong Kui's Diary
"I was thinking of using gold to buy him off," I said casually.
"Sha Zhiyuan is also a successful person; do you really think your little bit of gold can buy him?" Gugu looked at me with a half-smile.
"How would I know if I don't try? Do you think I'm planning to kill him?" I was also betting that Gugu and the others didn't know I could enter the Mystical Realm with my thoughts.
"That's exactly what I'm worried about," Gugu rolled her eyes at me. "So what are you planning to do now?"
"That's a strange thing to say. I just asked Sha Zhiyuan casually. As for the Yin-Yang Ancient Coin, does it have anything to do with me?" I laughed. "For me, the Book of Life and Death is what really matters."
Gugu's smile didn't fade, but her tone turned colder. "You told me you'd inform me as soon as you had news. Are you just brushing me off?"
I smiled slightly. "If I find out where the Yin-Yang Ancient Coin is, I'll definitely let you know right away. The problem is, I still don't know. Don't worry, I've saved your number."
Gugu stared at me for a moment before breaking into a smile. "I hope you're not lying to me."
I chuckled, and just then the elevator arrived. I stepped into it and waved goodbye to Gugu as I returned home. I took out the Mysterious Realm Golden Sphere and canceled the signal with Firebird and Thunder God. As long as I grasped the golden sphere and focused my thoughts, I could activate the Restriction and agreed with them that I would enter the Ice Realm later.
"Master, what good news do you have now?" came the cheerful voice of Ice Stick from above.
These four Mystical Realms were all acting the same way now—cheerful and shameless. Cursing them a few times seemed to stem from my style; come on, is that really my style? That's clearly Fatty's style!
First, I canceled the signal with Ice Stick and then asked, "Ice Stick, I heard you were quite knowledgeable in your past life?"
"That's true! I know everything from literature to geography, deeply exploring the mystery behind Emperor Qin Shi Huang's sudden death and Wu Zetian's unmarked tombstone, thoroughly analyzing the subjective and objective reasons behind the Chinese National Football Team's repeated failures. Also, issues like male impotence or premature ejaculation and women's irregular menstruation or cervical erosion are all easily resolved..." Ice Stick immediately started boasting.
"Shut up!" I quickly interrupted.
"Yes, Master." Ice Cream immediately replied obediently. Is this really my style?
"Is there any possibility of merging you several Mystical Realm into me?" I asked directly.
"Of course, and there are more than one method." Ice Cream answered confidently.
"Why didn't you say so earlier?" I suddenly became furious.
"You never asked me!" Ice Cream said aggrievedly.
That's true, I scratched my scalp and turned my anger into a smile: "So, what methods do you have?"
"The simplest method is the Collective Will Method. This method is very simple; just place the Mysterious Realm Golden Sphere at your Dantian and then send your Yin-Yang Energy into this Mystical Realm." Ice Cream explained.
"Is that all?" I was instantly overjoyed; this is incredibly simple.
"Yes, basically that's it. Then you just need to find any eight Grandmaster-level Experts, simultaneously exerting force to strike the Mystical Realm, forcibly squeezing the formation in the Mystical Realm into your Dantian. That will complete the task." Ice Cream smiled and said, "How about that? Isn't it simple?"
Damn it, where am I supposed to find eight Grandmaster-level Experts? Just casually find eight? Am I that casual of a person? There are only twelve Grandmaster-level Experts in total, three of whom are already dead. Among the remaining nine experts, the only ones likely to help are Xiao Jue Grandpa Xiao, Ji Wuyuan Jiang Ziyu Yazhi, but I can't count on people like Yun Zhihan Gugu. I angrily said, "What if they are not Grandmaster-level Experts, like Master-Level?"
"Absolutely not; their magical power is insufficient." Ice Cream firmly rejected.
"Alright, let's set this method aside for now. What's the next method?" I could only smile bitterly.
"The next method is a bit more challenging, but not too difficult. It's called Purple Qi Comes from the East. You sit facing east on the ground, similarly placing the Mystical Realm at your Dantian. At sunrise, focus your breathing and use the energy of the sun to draw the formation from the Mystical Realm into your Dantian. You can do this every hour." Ice Cream paused: "However, this method requires some time."
"Oh? How long does it take?" Upon hearing this wasn't too difficult, I eagerly asked.
"To absorb one Mystical Realm, at least a thousand is needed, and my thousand refers to the number with the morning sun."
I fell silent. Damn it, even if the sun rises, it would take three years. This is just one; considering the rainy weather, I fear it might take five years to absorb one Mystical Realm. For four Mystical Realms, it would take twenty years. Tsk, twenty years! By then, my bananas would have gone soft.
"Next one," I huffed.
"The next method is the Revival Technique. As the name suggests, it means first getting you killed..."
"Next!" I immediately interrupted. What a joke; how can I play if I get killed?
"Then there's only the last method left, but this one is a bit difficult." The popsicle clicked its tongue a few times and then said, "Yin-Yang Dual Cultivation Method. I'll give you a set of techniques. After having intercourse ten times with a woman, six months later, as long as you place the Mystical Realm into your Dantian, it will immediately fuse."
Damn, after ten times of intercourse, I wouldn't last six months; I'd probably be dead from excessive yang energy in just a week.
"Is there no other way?" I gritted my teeth and asked.
"None, Master!" The popsicle answered honestly.
I left the Ice Realm feeling both amused and exasperated. Since there was no way to fuse the law formation, I could only proceed according to my previous plan. I called Sha Zhiyuan to arrange to drink Erguotou together tomorrow.
Sha Zhiyuan was silent for a moment before responding hoarsely.
This was our agreed-upon code: drinking wine meant that there was progress in fusing the law formation; drinking Erguotou meant that fusion was impossible and that we would have to expose the Yin Yang Ancient Coin, leading them to kill each other.
I also called Tang Zian to ask him to give everyone at Rui Company a day off tomorrow, ensuring no one stayed in the office. I asked him to get the key to the finance room from Tian Yong and bring both that key and the main door key to me.
I called Gugu, Yun Zhihan, and Jiang Ziyu, informing them to gather at Rui Company next afternoon for an announcement regarding the Yin-Yang Ancient Coin.
After some thought, I contacted Ji Wuyuan using the Bronze Medal and asked him if he was interested in the Yin-Yang Ancient Coin. Ji Wuyuan was initially taken aback, but then he laughed, "Wow, of course I'm interested in something like that."
I also confirmed the time and place with him. After sorting everything out, I wasn't sure how to reach Ghostly Zombie Old Man. I thought for a moment and decided to let it be; we already had four top experts, and the situation was chaotic enough.
On the afternoon of the second day, I opened the door to Rui Company and found seven people already seated inside: Ji Wuyuan, Jiang Ziyu, Yun Zhihan, John, Ghost Zombie, Gugu, and a middle-aged man with a stern expression whom I had never seen before.
Gugu had returned to her pure and sweet appearance from that night; it seemed this was her true self. As for Yun Zhihan, he still looked like Zhao Donghai; perhaps that was indeed his real form.
"Everyone's here!" I greeted them cheerfully.
I pondered that John might have been informed by Ji Wuyuan, but I had no idea who told Ghostly Zombie Old Man. It didn't surprise me at all that they could enter Rui without breaking down the door; what couldn't they do?
Everyone was looking at me sideways, snorting in discontent. Ji Wuyuan wore an unhappy expression: "I thought you were only selling me one favor; turns out you're wholesaling favors?"
"We're all acquaintances here. Leaving one out would offend someone. You have no idea how conflicted I feel," I laughed heartily and nodded towards the middle-aged man. "And who might this brother be? What’s your name?"
"Qu Wubing!" The middle-aged man replied expressionlessly.
"Oh, so it's Brother Qu!" I was somewhat surprised. The room was filled with experts; all the Grandmaster-level experts from the Underworld and Yang Realm were present except for Yazhi and Xiao Jue.
"Enough chit-chat; hurry up and bring out the Yin-Yang Ancient Coin!" Yun Zhihan said with a smile.
"But there are seven of you here; if I take it out like this, won't you end up fighting?" I hinted at their possible conflict.
Sure enough, Gu Yi looked at me with a teasing expression: "Are you trying to provoke us into a fight?"
"How could that be? We're all acquaintances here, and we're all Grandmaster-level experts; I can't afford to offend any of you." I quickly denied any ill intentions and cleared my throat. "Since you all seem so harmonious, I'll bring it out now!"
I reached into my Mustard Seed Pendant, moving slowly while repeatedly thinking to myself, hurry up and start infighting.
To my surprise, everyone in the room was smiling, seemingly unconcerned, as if what I was about to pull out was not a Yin Yang Ancient Coin related to the Sun God’s energy, but just a regular coin, maybe even a dime...
Damn it, you’re all so clever; how am I supposed to keep this act going?
With no other choice, I pulled out the key to the finance room and chuckled awkwardly, "I left the Yin Yang Ancient Coin in the finance room. Who wants to come with me to get it?"
As soon as I said this, everyone’s expressions turned strange. Finally, Ji Wuyuan slowly stood up and said, "I'll go with him! Do you have any objections?"
Jiang Ziyu smiled at John and said, "No objections."
Gugu and Yun Zhihan shook their heads. Gugu laughed and said, "If we're going, we should all go together!"
Ji Wuyuan snorted and turned to Ghost Zombie, "Old man, what do you plan to do?"
I thought you were all solid as iron plates, but it seems not. From the situation in the room, Ji Wuyuan, Jiang Ziyu, and John seemed to have a good relationship—perhaps they were card buddies. As for the remaining four people, I couldn't figure out how they were divided. Based on my reasoning, Ghost Zombie had always been a lone wolf; Qu Wubing must have been called in by either Gugu or Yun Zhihan. So it turns out there were four factions in the room—Ji Wuyuan and his two companions formed one faction, Ghost Zombie was another faction, while Gugu and Yun Zhihan each represented their own factions.
This is going to be quite lively.
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