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Zhong Kui's Diary
Ji Wuyuan As soon as these words were spoken, everyone was in an uproar.
Can it get any more ridiculous? Wealth God and Cursed God have appeared, but what about Sun Wukong fighting the White Bone Demon? What about Cowherd peeking at Weaver Girl while being guided by an old cow... uh, I mean, under the guidance of an old cow?
Kong Xuan was even more disdainful: "Fairy tales are all lies; there are no immortals in this world!"
Ji Wuyuan rolled his eyes: "Who said they are immortals?"
"If Wealth God and Fortune God have appeared, what else could they be if not immortals?" Kong Xuan retorted in shock.
"Just names, don't take them so seriously." Ji Wuyuan laughed heartily: "It's like how Yun Zhihan is nicknamed Ice Sovereign. Does that mean he is truly a revered one? And Ghost Zombie is called Immortal God, does that make him an immortal?"
Tsk, according to Ji Wuyuan, that does seem to make sense.
Ji Wuyuan continued: "According to our records as Demon, these four ancient deities were most likely Taoist masters, meaning they are people from your Yang Realm, not our Underworld Demon. If we talk about levels, their levels are definitely above ours."
"Wait, wait." I quickly waved my hand to stop Ji Wuyuan from continuing.
"What?" Ji Wuyuan looked at me with confusion.
"The levels I know are Entry Level, Novice Level, Master Level, Master-Level, and Grandmaster Level. In the finance department of Rui Company, you mentioned that there are higher levels above yours, and now you say that the level of Wealth God is above Grandmaster Level. I'm not very clear on the specifics here; could you please explain?" I frowned.
"Tsk tsk, with your level of understanding, you should be at least at the Grandmaster Level. It’s truly a great shame to be associated with you," Ji Wuyuan chuckled.
I let out a cold snort.
Ji Wuyuan pondered for a moment and said, "Well, your five levels are merely a threshold."
"Threshold?"
"That's right, a threshold. Think about it, throughout history, so many masters have reached the peak of Grandmaster Level. What do you think they do next?" Ji Wuyuan looked at me with a half-smile.
"What else can they do after reaching Grandmaster Level? Naturally, they play cards, chat online, book rooms, and live happily ever after," I replied without thinking.
"I seem to have asked the wrong person." Ji Wuyuan was taken aback for a moment before he sighed and said, "Let me put it this way: after reaching the peak of Grandmaster Level, everyone will wonder what lies beyond that peak. A simple analogy would be scientists exploring the universe; if they reach the edge of the universe, they will want to know what lies beyond it."
"Although I don't quite understand what you're saying, it sounds reasonable. So according to you, Grandmaster-level experts will eventually break through to another level?" I asked uncertainly.
"It's not that easy. As far as I know, only a handful have managed to break through Grandmaster Level; the rest have perished in the attempt," Ji Wuyuan scoffed.
"If they know they'll perish, why do so many still rush forward?" I couldn't believe it.
"At the peak of Grandmaster Level, there are no more pursuits left; one can only seek a breakthrough in their cultivation unless they find another spiritual outlet. Gao Youdi and Flower Attacker have turned their focus into a pursuit of power, which is why they are so frenzied." Ji Wuyuan paused for a moment and said hoarsely, "If I can't find another outlet, I'll eventually have to walk this path as well, seeking a breakthrough at Grandmaster Level to elevate to Soul Level. This should be the goal of all peak Grandmaster Level experts."
"Heh heh, why bother with all that? Let's just stick to being Wealth Gods," I quickly laughed and changed the subject.
Ji Wuyuan also collected his thoughts and cleared his throat lightly: "In ancient times, tales about Wealth God and Fortune God were mostly passed down through word of mouth. However, in the records within my Spatial Bag, there are indeed several accounts stating that Wealth God and Fortune God can change a person's fortune."
"Can something as elusive as fortune really be changed?" I asked in surprise.
"This is quite simple. For example, if you buy a Dual Color Ball ticket and randomly write down seven numbers, if the Wealth God wants to change your luck, all they need to do is go to the lottery center and control those seven number balls to come out," Ji Wuyuan said with a laugh. "He only changed the trajectory of a few balls, but for you, the lottery buyer, it truly changes your fortune, right?"
I nodded, "That makes sense."
"Let me give you another example. If Fatty offended me and I wanted to play a prank on him, it wouldn't be difficult at all. Moreover, he offended the Cursed God, who is likely a Soul Level existence. Messing with Fatty would be a piece of cake," Ji Wuyuan said while raising his chin at Fatty. "Fatty, you should think about what outrageous things you've done recently or what blasphemous words you've spoken."
Fatty thought for a moment and shook his head in denial. However, I recalled something carefully and suddenly remembered, "I remember now! We went to buy lottery tickets, and Fatty said he didn't believe in luck. If the Cursed God possessed him, he would end up bursting his backside."
Ji Wuyuan nodded, "See? Isn't that enough to offend someone? That's probably how it is."
"Then why am I fine standing next to him?" I asked in confusion.
"Are you also a Grandmaster-level Expert? If he cast a Spell in front of you, you'd definitely notice. To maintain his mystery, he wouldn't act," Ji Wuyuan replied with a smile.
Hearing this, Kong Xuan's face darkened immediately. "What do you mean? Are you saying that the Cursed God completely ignores me?"
"I ignore you; what more for a Soul Level expert?" Ji Wuyuan laughed, showing no regard for Kong Xuan.
Kong Xuan rolled his eyes and stopped speaking.
"So what can we do about this?" I pointed at Fatty and asked, "Should we buy a pig's head, weigh it with two pounds of apples and bananas, and then offer incense to the Cursed God?"
"Ghost Brother, when you're talking about pig heads, could you please not point at me?" Fatty grumbled unhappily.
"We're not gods anymore; what incense or pig heads are you talking about?" Ji Wuyuan shook his head. "The best solution is to find the Cursed God and apologize in person."
"When to apologize?" I scratched my head. "That's fine, please arrange for him to come out. Let's all have a meal and have a massage together; everything can be discussed..."
Before I could finish, Ji Wuyuan laughed and said, "I don't know him, and I have no idea where he is."
"Are you kidding us?" I replied unhappily.
"Although I don't know the Cursed God, I do know someone who does," Ji Wuyuan said with a smile.
"Who?"
"Jiang Ziyu!"
"Jiang Ziyu? Are you sure he knows him?" I asked in surprise.
"The book says that Jiang Ziyu's master, Taibai Zi, is good friends with the Cursed God and often goes to brothels with him," Ji Wuyuan chuckled. "You should contact Jiang Ziyu; I'm leaving now."
With that, Ji Wuyuan's figure faded away, and a second later, he disappeared from sight.
I turned to discuss with Kong Xuan, the City-Slayer, and made a call to Jiang Ziyu. When Jiang Ziyu heard the name Cursed God, he pondered for a while before saying, "I've heard my master mention that name before, and he also told me about where the Cursed God lives."
"Then why didn't you tell me earlier?" I asked excitedly.
"Zheng Nan, last time you gave me a Yin-Yang Ancient Coin, and I gave you a page from the Book of Life and Death, right?" Jiang Ziyu changed the subject directly.
"What do you mean by that?" I was somewhat bewildered.
"At that time, I understood. In the future, if you have the remaining Yin Yang Ancient Coin, I can exchange it for other things with you, right?" Jiang Ziyu said with a grin.
"You mean I have to use Yin Yang Ancient Coin to trade for this information?" I couldn't help but feel furious and let out a cold snort.
"Haha, I definitely wouldn't think so absurdly. Of course, if you want to trade like that, I have no objections," Jiang Ziyu laughed heartily. I could even imagine the beads on his Imperial Crown swaying dramatically.
"What do you mean then?"
"I'm just reminding you that this counts as a transaction. If you want me to tell you the address of Cursed God, that's fine; you just need to help me with one thing," Jiang Ziyu chuckled awkwardly.
"Hey, your laugh is so lewd. What are the conditions? Speak up!" I asked suspiciously.
"Well, I've grown up this much and haven't had a proper romantic relationship," Jiang Ziyu said shyly.
"Uh, are you saying you're still a virgin? And you want me to help you contact a Health Treatment?" I asked in surprise.
"Hmph, can your thoughts be any dirtier? Yes, I haven't been in a relationship," Jiang Ziyu said somewhat exasperated.
"So what?" I was a bit confused.
"Well, at Rui Company, there's a girl who seems pretty nice. You need to help me out. As long as she agrees to date me, I'll tell you the address of Cursed God," Jiang Ziyu said with a grin.
"My dear Jiang, this is too embarrassing for us Grandmaster Level. It's truly a disgrace to be associated with you," I laughed and repeated what Ji Wuyuan had said: "You can use a Spell to charm that girl. At that point, whatever actions or poses you want, just do them. Once you've cooked the rice, will you still worry about her not wanting to play happily with you?"
"How can you be so shameless?" Jiang Ziyu said, somewhat angry and embarrassed. "It's all about love; what matters is the collision of souls, not **collisions**."
"Alright, who do you have your eye on? I'll help you make a move," I said with a smile.
Based on my speculation, Jiang Ziyu was likely interested in Zhu Qi, who was beautiful, youthful, and lively, not to mention being the perfect student with good looks and a great figure. Even someone like Yun Zhihan, a Grandmaster-level Expert, had become a temporary partner with Zhu Qi, right?
Uh, did Jiang Ziyu not know about Zhu Qi's relationship with Yun Zhihan? Was he trying to be the third wheel?
Before I could wrap my head around it, Jiang Ziyu shyly said, "Well, I think Xiao Lin is pretty good."
"Xiao Lin?" I exclaimed in surprise. "Uh, isn't she married?"
"Nope, I've been keeping an eye on her lately; she's definitely not married!" Jiang Ziyu shamelessly replied. "I think I'm in love at first sight!"
"So what do you mean?" I hesitated.
"As long as you help me win her over, I'll tell you the whereabouts of the Cursed God," Jiang Ziyu stated firmly. "Other than that, there's no other possibility."
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