Zhong Kui's Diary I coughed lightly: "Did you do some exercise in bed just now?" "Three times! The first time was ten seconds, the second time was thirty minutes, and the third time was one and a half hours." Wang Teng A face of pride and pride. "Not bad. With your level, why do you need us to teach you? You can teach us." Fatty looked at the time on his phone exaggeratedly: "According to time, you guys were there almost as soon as you walked in. It's a decisive battle." Wang Teng scratched his scalp and smiled: "I don't know this either. She rushed up to me as soon as she entered the door and took off my clothes in three or two strokes. The rest was just a matter of time. Not much more, you know." Hearing this, Fatty and I were very depressed. This is really bloody. How did things become like this? Especially Fatty, he was even more annoyed: "Fuck, why can't I encounter this kind of thing?" As soon as Fatty finished speaking, Wang Teng's mobile phone started to ring. When I opened the QQ message, I saw it was sent by Chili Pepper. Chili Pepper: Handsome guy, I heard Fang Zhan that you are a virgin. I have always wanted to lose your virginity, but I was afraid of being rejected by you and did not dare to speak. Thank you for giving me this opportunity and finally letting me taste it. The smell of my first virginity is not bad, and the fragrance is still lingering. Now I can raise my head in the circle of sisters. Okay, just treat it as a dream. I will not use this number again. Goodbye. By the way, there is three thousand yuan under the pillow, just think of it as a red envelope. I was Understood immediately. Halfway through, Chili Pepper knew that we were messing around from the very beginning. When we thought that the other party had fallen into the trap, we didn’t expect to play into the other party’s hands. Damn, things are so unpredictable. I looked at Wang Teng helplessly and comforted: "It's okay, let's go find that Female Bandit..." Wang Teng interrupted me with a smile: "Ghost Brother, I suddenly Understood, there are some things, when you are afraid of being rejected by the other party and dare not come out, it is possible that the other party is also afraid of being rejected by you and dare not come out. There are some things, as long as you do it, there is hope of success, but you If you don't do it, there will be no hope. Thank you for your help, but I won't need your help from now on. I believe I will be confident from now on." I looked at each other with Fatty Noodles. Is this okay with him? Wang Teng smiled while putting on his clothes: "What I didn't expect was that our Teacher Fang actually went out to me as a virgin." Hearing that Wang Teng Zai Teacher Fang , with a look of admiration on his face, I couldn't help but ask: "Hey, are you Teacher Fang awesome?" "Of course, he is my idol!" Wang Teng said seriously. Fatty and I looked at each other and smiled. When I was a student, it was very common to worship a teacher, but the reasons for worship are various. Some people think that the teacher’s Mandarin is very good, and some think that the teacher plays basketball. Well, some people think the teacher’s voice is pleasant, but I had a crush on my physical hygiene teacher in junior high school, but it was because she was beautiful. Even though she asked us to study the chapter on human body structure by ourselves, it did not reduce her in my mind at all. position in.
Wang Teng then said, "Teacher Fang is the computer teacher. Do you know why I admire him?"
I had no interest in Teacher Fang at all, but out of politeness, I casually replied, "Why?"
"Teacher Fang was just like me before—extremely awkward and very introverted. But three months ago, he suddenly became enlightened. He is now incredibly confident and excels in everything from music to chess to calligraphy and painting. Apparently, there’s a long line of students waiting for his attention, all the way until Christmas next year," Wang Teng said with envy on his face.
I chuckled lightly, but in my heart, I thought that Wang Teng had already stepped out of the shadow of introversion and low self-esteem. He could finally report back to his sister, Wang Bingbing. Just as I was about to signal Fatty to leave, a sudden thought struck me, and I urgently asked Wang Teng, "What did you just say? Your Teacher Fang suddenly became enlightened three months ago?"
"Yeah," Wang Teng replied, already dressed and sitting on the edge of the bed putting on his shoes. He looked at me with some surprise. "What's wrong?"
"Your teacher became enlightened and then excelled in everything?" I continued to ask.
"Yes."
"Can you take us to meet your Teacher Fang?" I asked seriously.
"Of course, but he probably won't have time to see you guys. He has beautiful female students accompanying him every day," Wang Teng said with a hint of jealousy as he took out his phone. "Fortunately, I have his number. I'll call him first."
As Wang Teng made the call, I kept bending and straightening my fingers. Fatty looked at me with a questioning gaze; he knew that I only did this when I was nervous.
The reason I suddenly felt so tense was that the timing of Teacher Fang's enlightenment coincided almost perfectly with Jin Manyuan releasing the Dark Overlord. Moreover, based on Teacher Fang's behavior, it was highly likely that he had been possessed by the Dark Overlord's Chaotic Demon King.
In legends, Chaos is described as round and plump, red like fire, with four wings and six legs. Although it has no facial features, it can understand music and dance. In other words, it is knowledgeable in all arts and proficient in singing and playing instruments. From this perspective, Fang Zhan could indeed be linked to Chaos.
Wang Teng covered the microphone and said to us, "Teacher Fang is currently visiting his hometown; he just left yesterday."
Visiting his hometown? Could it be that he was looking for a place to break through? I quickly asked Wang Teng, "Can you find out where his hometown is?"
Wang Teng released his hand and exchanged a few more words before hanging up the phone. He looked at us helplessly and said, "It's not good for students to inquire about their teacher's whereabouts, so he hung up."
I wasn't too concerned about that; we could always ask Lingfeng Gang later to check Fang Zhan's phone location.
After checking out, I reminded Wang Teng to study hard, but not to overthink, before taking my leave.
I called Lingfeng, and he would reply to me later. I shared my suspicions with Fatty, but he dismissed them. I was surprised, as it was just like Wang Teng suddenly having a breakthrough.
Although Fatty had a point, I still felt uneasy. I decided to wait and see what Lingfeng would say. If the phone number was from a remote area, the possibility of him being a villain would be quite high.
With nothing to do for a while, we stood on the street soaking up the sun.
"Look over there at that woman in the white turtleneck sweater. Does she have an 8D?" Fatty laughed, pointing at a woman across the street with prominent curves.
"Come on, stop acting like an animal. Why do you always notice these things at night? Hey, look at that one next to her; she’s probably got a 40E," I exclaimed.
"Right? Based on her looks, she’s probably still in high school. How are girls nowadays so well-nourished?" Fatty chuckled.
"Kids these days love eating fried foods from places like KFC and McDonald's. You know those contain hormones. I have a neighbor whose child is only seven and has already started her period because she loves eating McDonald's chicken wings," I continued.
"Enough about that. Look at the woman in the beige trench coat across the street; her figure is amazing. If she were willing to walk hand in hand with us into a hotel, I would... Hey, isn’t that the woman who took Wang Teng's virginity?" Fatty pointed across the street in surprise.
Following Fatty's finger, I saw the woman with a beauty mark on her lip—Yo Xue—she really was something else.
"Ghost Brother, should we go say hello?" Fatty chuckled mischievously.
"Say hello? What do you plan to do? 'Hey, were you just having fun with Wang Teng?'" I laughed and scolded him.
We both chuckled as we watched the woman in the beige trench coat approach a lottery retailer, looking around as if waiting for someone. A man in a black jacket and sunglasses walked out of the store and intentionally bumped into her.
"Thief!" Fatty declared firmly. "It’s definitely theft; otherwise, why would he bump into her on such a wide road?"
Just as I was about to argue, I noticed that the woman in the beige trench coat stood frozen at the entrance as if paralyzed. I couldn't help but exclaim, "Something feels off here."
Before Fatty could respond, the woman suddenly collapsed to the ground with a loud thud. As she fell, a jet of blood erupted from her chest, nearly a foot high. I quickly scanned for the man in black sunglasses and found he had hurriedly turned into a nearby supermarket.
"Call the police first, then see if that woman can be saved!" I shouted loudly and dashed forward, leaping over the sidewalk railing and charging straight across the street.
Screech!
Creak!
Screech!
The sound of cars braking echoed around me, but I was oblivious as I rushed forward. A taxi seemed to be unable to react in time and sped towards me. I pushed off hard, leaping into the air, my hand touching the roof of the taxi for leverage as I performed a somersault over it. When I landed on the ground, the taxi finally slammed to a stop after skidding for several meters.
Ignoring the angry shouts of the driver behind me, I took another running leap over the railing and sprinted into the supermarket.
I had thought this supermarket only had one main entrance, making it easy to catch that man in black. To my surprise, the supermarket was located at a street corner, and there was another large door on the other side. As I burst through that door, I saw the man in black hastily moving several dozen meters ahead.
Just as I was about to shout "Stop!" like they do on TV, I suddenly realized that would only alert him to my pursuit. Damn it, TV really can't be trusted! I immediately shut my mouth and quietly chased after him.
Unfortunately, it seemed that the man in black sensed something; he glanced back at me and took off running. Given his running posture and speed, it seemed quite difficult for me to catch up to him.
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