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Kong Xuan was going to give Tang Zisu a wedding.
Tang Zisu was both refusing and anticipating. She refused because it felt embarrassing to hold a wedding when the child was already so big, but she anticipated it because Kong Xuan had already held two weddings with Liya, while she was just accompanying them in the bridal chamber, feeling like she had missed out.
To avoid losing out, Tang Zisu decided to put aside her embarrassment and go through with the wedding!
At this moment, Kong Xuan was making quite a stir. The leaders of both the human realm and the heavenly realm were alerted. Liu Hui not only prepared a grand gift immediately but also planned to attend the wedding personally. Although the Heavenly Emperor did not come, he sent gifts through representatives who were old acquaintances of Lang Ye: Taishang Laojun and Tota Li Tianwang, which was quite impressive.
The Lang Ye family, Little Fish's family, Peng Yue, Huaisu, everyone said they would come, and even the Phoenix King planned to personally officiate the wedding for Kong Xuan.
With such a big commotion, Tang Zisu felt overwhelmed.
At that moment, she sat in front of an ornate dressing table, her delicate brows lightly brushed, her cherry lips rosy. Her hair was styled into a bun adorned with jewels that jingled softly. She wore a bright red wedding robe embroidered with intricate designs, looking like a beautifully dressed bride. However, her face showed signs of distress as she grasped Softy's hand and said, "Softy, there are so many people; I'm scared."
Softy laughed at her: "What are you afraid of? Once you put on the red veil, no one can see you. Just listen to what the officiant says and follow along."
"I know, but my legs feel like they're made of cotton; I can't stand straight."
Softy leaned close to her ear and said, "Just think about how many gifts you'll receive with so many people outside. Wouldn't that make you happy? Maybe we should do this again."
Tang Zisu burst into laughter: "Softy, you've become so worldly! No, you've always been quite materialistic; remember when you traded Kong Xuan for cured meat and live chickens?"
Recalling those past events made both of them laugh. It was because of that beautiful beginning that they met the loves of their lives.
"You two are still dawdling here; it's about to start," Lang Ye shouted from the doorway. He was the officiant today and was sweating profusely from all the busyness. Softy couldn't help but laugh at his flustered appearance.
When Softy smiled, Lang Ye was taken aback. Today his wife was dressed exceptionally brightly in a soft yellow satin long dress that hugged her post-marriage curves beautifully, outlining her lovely figure. Her face was round and tender, resembling freshly steamed dumplings that looked so delicious one couldn't help but want to take a bite.
Softy looked at the man staring into her eyes, then stepped on his foot and whispered in his ear, "Right now, I'm giving you some face because there are others around. With your tendency to get aroused at any moment, just wait and see how I deal with you tonight."
Lang Ye had a glint of wolfish desire in his eyes. "Hurry up and deal with me, really go all out. Tonight, let's take the kids to the military camp, and then we can reminisce by Peacock Lake next to the Peacock Flower bushes, how about that?"
Softy felt a fire ignite in her eyes. How did she end up with someone like him? Always thinking about those lower desires; he really should go sleep in a pigsty.
Kong Xuan was also anxious. Seeing that the auspicious time had arrived and no one had returned to urge him on, he decided to head to the side hall himself.
As soon as he entered, he locked eyes with Tang Zisu. It felt as if he was being drawn in. He stepped forward and wrapped his arms around Tang Zisu's waist. "You look beautiful today, Tang Zisu."
Tang Zisu leaned back, resting her important parts against Kong Xuan's arm, glancing sideways as she teased a strand of his black hair. "Beautiful one, come give me a smile worth a penny."
Kong Xuan obediently complied. Holding onto Tang Zisu, her long hair cascaded down, intertwining with her bright red clothing, making her striking green eyes even more captivating. His light-colored lips curled into a slight smile that held both challenge and deep affection. Tang Zisu stiffened; if she were a man, she could make him harden with just a smile. But even as a woman, the sweet desire within her heart began to blaze.
Tang Zisu pinched his chin. "You little demon, watch how I handle you in the 21st century."
Kong Xuan maintained his smile, his warm breath brushing against Tang Zisu's ear. "I don't know how you plan to deal with Professor Kong, but I will definitely take good care of you tonight. Please be ready for battle."
"By the way, where's our son? I haven't seen him all day."
Kong Xuan replied, "Your son has been very busy today, handling four wolves all by himself. He’s probably exhausted."
This pair of irresponsible parents only cared about their own desires and completely ignored their son who was currently in deep trouble.
In the garden of the back hall, Kong Yu found himself helpless against four little kids.
Just days ago when they visited, those little wolves were still adorable and playful; now they had turned into little brats—still sporting sharp teeth! This was not scientific!
Even less scientific was that they seemed to have decided on Kong Yu. Despite having a nanny, none of them wanted her; wherever Kong Yu went, they followed with their short little legs while calling out in baby voices: "Brother Wu (Yu)!"
Damn, I almost became the bad egg that Mother talked about.
"What’s going on now?" Kong Yu asked, sounding impatient, but he still helped a little black chubby boy up, brushing the dust off his hands and whispering, "Be careful."
Looking at the three little black boys and one chubby white boy, Kong Yu felt a headache. He couldn't distinguish between them, only Little Ding was recognizable. Now Little Ding was hugging Kong Yu's leg and whining, "Gimme a hug."
Kong Yu was only five years old. Although he was much taller than children his age, lifting a two or three-year-old chubby boy was still quite a challenge. Moreover, Kong Yu particularly disliked being touched by dirty kids who were crying with snot all over their faces.
So Kong Yu took a few steps back and raised his hands, saying, "I can't lift you."
The child didn’t care about that; he pouted and cried even harder, rubbing against Kong Yu. Today, Kong Yu had specifically changed into a Woven White Robe with gold thread embroidered Peacock Feathers on the collar and cuffs. Now, with the chubby boy grabbing him, there was a black handprint on his robe, and Kong Yu felt like he was going crazy.
The three little black chubbies saw the white boy crying and started to cry too. They rushed towards Kong Yu, who ended up being knocked down by them, getting his hair and clothes tugged at—he simply couldn’t tolerate it.
Kong Yu's scalp felt like it was about to explode from their crying. He shouted, "Shut up!"
Sure enough, the four little wolves stopped crying. They looked at each other and suddenly closed their eyes to cry again.
Kong Yu was truly at his wit's end; he couldn’t hit them. Suddenly he thought of a method and said, "If you stop crying, I'll show you a magic trick."
The four little wolves opened their dry eyes wide and looked at Kong Yu eagerly.
Kong Yu flicked his fingers, and a small flame appeared at his fingertips. He moved his fingers back and forth, and the flame gradually elongated and grew into a Firebird soaring in the sky. The little wolves let out awed howls of admiration for Kong Yu. When Softy arrived, she saw the four little wolves chasing after the firebird.
Softy pretended to be angry: "A B C D, what are you doing?"
The four chubby brats weren’t afraid of their mighty Big Black Wolf Dad but were terrified of this soft-spoken Mama with her willow brows. Just one raised brow from Mama could scare their Daddy into submission; they would be scared too. They had to stand united with Daddy—even if it meant wetting their pants together.
The eldest pushed the second, the second pushed the third, until they finally pushed the smallest crybaby. Without saying a word, the crybaby pouted and started to cry again. Softy didn’t have time to deal with them today; she gathered all four of them in her arms and said, "Don’t bother your brother Yu'er. The auspicious time is approaching; change your clothes and come along. Your grandfather and uncle are here to see you."
Kong Yu politely thanked Softy and finally escaped from the group of little wolves. However, as soon as he left, the little wolves felt lonely like snow. They collectively pouted and wanted to cry, but a glare from Softy scared them back. Softy was unwilling to see these four little troublemakers and called out, "Lang Ye, what are you doing as the host? Come back and watch the kids!"
Our Softy has now transformed from a young girl into a Red Wolf, so please applaud.
Before reaching the hall, Kong Yu spotted his uncle Peng Yue, who was talking to a beautiful lady. The lady seemed very sad, with red eyes, but Uncle didn’t pay her any mind and turned to leave. Kong Yu hurriedly called out, "Uncle."
Upon seeing Kong Yu, Peng Yue picked him up: "Good baby, where have you been? I've been looking for you for ages. Let's go see your grandfather."
Although Kong Yu liked Peng Yue, he wasn’t used to being held like that. He struggled to get down and said, "Uncle, Yu'er is dirty; don't get your clothes dirty. I’ll go change first so Grandpa doesn’t see me like this."
Peng Yue pinched his little nose: "You have quite a few rules for a little kid. No need to change; just look at Uncle." With a wave of his hand, a flash of silver light appeared, and Kong Yu was instantly clean all over. His little face showed rare surprise, but he only bowed in thanks.
The beautiful woman beside them remarked, "This is Little Peacock; he’s quite mature for his age."
Kong Yu bowed and then stood beside Peng Yue. Peng Yue said, "This is Aunt Huaisu; she’s an old friend of your parents."
Peng Yue took Kong Yu to meet Phoenix King. On the way, Kong Yu asked Peng Yue, "Uncle, does Aunt Huaisu like you?"
Peng Yue was taken aback but quickly replied, "Kids really do have wide-ranging concerns."
Kong Yu raised an eyebrow: "But she is also a Divine Maiden with intentions; your dreams of being a prince are over."
Peng Yue stopped and squatted down to look at Kong Yu: "You little rascal, who taught you this? Are you really only five years old?"
Kong Yu sighed and patted his uncle's shoulder: "Great Peng King, cherish what you have!"
Peng Yue was stunned by him. What kind of child is this? Come back here! What kind of nonsense does that peculiar mother teach you all day?
When they met Phoenix King, Kong Yu was surprised that this grandfather looked about the same age as his uncle and father but still felt close to him. Phoenix King also liked Kong Yu very much; he smiled gently and embraced him. The last time they met, he was just a small baby; now he had grown into a little adult. In the fragmented memories of several lifetimes of rebirth, it seemed like he saw Kong Xuan and Peng Yue as children again, adding a touch more tenderness to his eyes and brows.
The guests, both men and women, were completely captivated by the four handsome men from the Phoenix Clan. Each one was more attractive than the last, which was quite frustrating; they resolved to keep their distance from the Phoenix Clan in the future to avoid feeling inferior.
For the first time, the emperor of the human realm sat together with legendary deities and demons, feeling a mix of excitement and nervousness. He held the empress's hand and said, "Xiao Qiao, look at that person's ears; they're so big! And that mouth is so long, and then there's that one..."
Xiao Qiao swatted his hand away and whispered, "Maintain your dignity; after all, you're their emperor." But as soon as she said that, she found herself drawn to one of the men from the Phoenix Clan. She quietly asked, "Is that Ming Wang's father? He's so young and handsome! Hey, Jumping, who do you think is better looking, the King of Hell or his father?"
Jumping was busy stuffing food into his mouth but quickly took a sip of wine to wash down the sweet pastry. "I think Peng Yue has more masculine charm; Kong Xuan is too enchanting. A man shouldn't look better than himself; Tang Zisu must feel pressured."
Xiao Qiao had a starry-eyed expression. "I prefer Phoenix King. He looks so noble and elegant with a hint of melancholy. I want to smooth out the furrow in his brow. But Softy's man Lang Ye and that silver-haired Jue Jun are also very handsome. What should I do? There are so many beautiful men; my eyes can't take it all in."
Little Fish and Liu Hui both coughed in unison, regretting bringing women along. Why did everyone in Kong Xuan's family have to be so good-looking?
Softy came over with her four children, and everyone gathered again. Jumping enthusiastically praised how cute the kids were. Softy remarked that he should have a child with Little Fish. The joy lit up Jumping's eyes as Softy touched her belly and asked, "Are you already pregnant?"
Jumping nodded. "Just over two months." Softy quickly congratulated her and added to Little Fish, "You let her drink while she's pregnant?"
Little Fish replied with a frown, "I can't control her."
Reuniting with old friends in such a joyful setting was truly wonderful.
The wedding began smoothly. Although in the end, Kong Xuan deviated from tradition by mimicking modern weddings he had seen through the Reincarnation Eye and dove under the bride's veil for a few bites, it still turned out to be a joyful and perfect wedding despite the new wife getting drunk after playing games with Softy, Little Fish, and Liu Hui, who had to carry the groom back.
Little Peacock saw so many relatives around him and began to miss Horse Abdomen.
"Uncle Ma Fu, even though you've left us, Yu'er will always remember you."
"Baby, I miss you too."
Kong Yu raised his hand to rub his eyes, thinking he must be seeing things. But indeed, Horse Abdomen stood before him, pale-faced with a dot of vermilion on his forehead.
Kong Yu jumped into his arms and held him tightly.
Horse Abdomen patted him, and the two of them held hands as they walked outside. Kong Yu said, "Why don't you go see my mother?"
"Your mother is drunk; I just want to see her happy."
"Uncle Ma Fu, are you okay? My mother said you were injured; are you better now?"
"I'm all better, thank you, baby." Horse Abdomen still liked to call Kong Yu baby, just like before. He took out a necklace from his pocket, the very one that was meant to calm the soul, Malachite. He handed it to Kong Yu: "This is what Ksitigarbha Bodhisattva asked me to give to your mother. Please tell her I wish her happiness. Yu'er, I have to go now."
"Uncle Ma Fu, can you not leave and live with Yu'er?"
Horse Abdomen shook his head: "Yu'er needs to grow up into a man, and Uncle Ma Fu has his own things to do." Horse Abdomen gently kissed Kong Yu on the cheek and then soared into the sky.
Watching Horse Abdomen walk further away, Kong Yu couldn't help but remember what Kong Xuan had said: "Some people are destined to be passersby, while others will always be remembered in the heart."
It seems that if I want someone to play with me, I'll have to encourage my parents to work hard and have another sibling!
So, you all work hard on that!(THE END)
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