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"Sir... Peter Parker is here to pick up Little Mister. The situation regarding the target is unknown to S.H.I.E.L.D.!" J.A.R.V.I.S. quickly provided the information, which made Tony both relieved and tense at the same time.
"Spider-Man is here to pick up that brat?" Tony's lips twitched as he glanced around, feeling an inexplicable restlessness rising within him.
But now was not the time to dwell on it.
In the direction where everyone's gaze converged, Iron Man's helmet suddenly retracted, revealing a rather mature face. Facing the scrutinizing eyes, he said, "Citizens, please evacuate this area quickly; otherwise, you might be taken out by monsters that appear out of nowhere!"
Upon hearing Tony's words, the crowd began to frantically flee in all directions.
Damn it, wherever superheroes show up, things never go smoothly. How many times have they suffered because of this? Why can't they remember?
The fleeing crowd silently cursed as they hurried away, while cars on the road orderly retreated.
This was all a result of habit!
Monsters? In the midst of the chaos, Peter shook his head and chuckled bitterly. "This must be a coincidence, right?"
However, when coincidences piled up, they became inevitable. Looking at Iron Man standing on a utility pole, Big Boy felt a wave of dread wash over him.
The appearance of this guy meant that a massive explosion was imminent!
Peter felt conflicted.
Should he prioritize the safety of Coulson's girlfriend or suit up and fight against the monsters disrupting order?
Just as Peter was caught in this difficult decision, a deafening roar echoed nearby, and with the force of the impact, the car beneath him was sent flying. In that bewildering moment, Peter's eyes were met with a green head.
Using his extraordinary physical abilities and reflexes, Peter kicked off from the car seat, instantly breaking free from his seatbelt. He twisted in mid-air and landed on the hood of the flying car before rapidly propelling himself forward—
"That was close!" After landing, Peter opened his mouth, but when he turned his head and saw the deformed car, Big Boy's expression changed instantly.
Oh no! This can't be my fault again, can it?
"Tsk tsk! No wonder you're Spider-Man; your reflexes are impressive!" Iron Man Tony clapped his hands while hovering in the air. This escape skill was more thrilling than any stunt performed in the movies!
Big Boy ignored Tony's taunts and quickly scanned the surroundings, realizing that no one was lingering nearby. The sudden situation had not affected any ordinary people besides himself.
Feeling relieved, he shifted his gaze to Iron Man and coldly remarked, "If your goal is that thing, then hurry up and deal with it. Letting it go like this might lead to an uncontrollable situation!"
The battle suit was in the car beneath Giant Lizard, and with cameras and helicopters still filming overhead, Peter didn't want to reveal his identity at this moment.
If Tony weren't here, Peter would have done everything to draw away the Giant Lizard—
But now that someone was willing to take the blame, why should he stick his neck out?
Undoubtedly, Peter's intelligence had been sharpened in this moment!
...
"Dear passengers, due to an unidentified creature attacking New York Airport, this flight will circle for a while until the situation is resolved before we can land. We sincerely apologize for any inconvenience caused by Flight 2333's crew!"
The passengers on the plane were all bewildered.
This unusual announcement truly had an American flair! An airport attacked by an unidentified creature? Could anything be more ridiculous?
"Wow! That Lizard Monster just appeared last time; it seems Iron Man drove it back. I can't believe it has come to the airport. So that monster is right below us!"
"Hey, hey, hey! To be fair, Spider-Man also helped during the last attack by the Lizard Monster!”
"Oh! I'm really sorry, I'm Iron Powder, not interested in fitness outfits!"
"—Mabapi! Bastard! You take the ball!" A standard Chengdu accent echoed in the cabin, leaving others who couldn't understand scratching their heads in confusion. "What did you say? This is America, please speak in English!"
"Son of a turtle... I just like speaking Chengdu dialect, what are you gonna do about it? Our big spider is the real deal!"
"…"
While the ordinary cabin was in chaos, in the luxurious first-class section, the young lady was enviously looking at the tablet in Tang Xin'er's hands. Well, it wasn't the tablet she was envious of, but rather the image displayed on it.
"This is a Giant Lizard... I've heard it tastes great; it's considered a delicacy in the Celestial Empire and is referred to as one of the Seven Treasures Mountain Delicacies!" Looking at the image of the Giant Lizard, the young lady said, "This must be worth a fortune—hundreds of thousands of yen!"
The little boy resting on Maid Miss's knees suddenly gagged. That phrase sounded so familiar; he remembered it being mentioned by some joker not long ago—
"Miss Witch, you can't eat this Lizard!" Tang Xin'er wiped the cold sweat from her pale forehead. The young lady's statement wasn't wrong; indeed, her country classified Lizard as a first-level protected species, and some places even had a trend of eating Lizard.
However—
This Lizard wasn't a real Lizard; it was a product of genetic mutation, ultimately still human!
"I'm not planning to eat it! It looks so disgusting; I have no appetite at all!" The young lady made a face of disdain and then her expression changed as her eyes sparkled. She licked her lips and said, "I'm planning to sell it for one hundred grams at one hundred thousand yen!"
"You can't sell that either!" Tang Xin'er rubbed her forehead and suddenly noticed the young lady glaring at her with dissatisfaction. Her heart sank, and she quickly explained, "This Giant Lizard is actually human; it just looks like this because it underwent some Gene Therapy. Anyway, this Lizard is human! You can't eat it!"
Such an explanation made the young lady's expression turn cold. She shot a sharp glance at the image on the screen and huffed, "If you can't eat it or sell it, what use are you?"
Thus, the young lady stopped paying attention to the screen and took out her phone to call a bank. After reaching customer service, she muttered, "Help me check how many hundreds of thousands of yen I have left in my account!"
Beside her, Tang Tian suddenly turned his head away. Along the way, the young lady had already made no less than a hundred calls. It seemed that whenever she had free time, she would call the bank to inquire: How many hundreds of thousands of yen do I have in my account?
"Why is it one hundred thousand yen?"
This question had been curiously asked by Tang Tian, to which the shrine maiden replied, "Is there any money more than one hundred thousand yen?"
Thus, Tang Tian retreated.
At that moment, Tang Xin'er, holding a tablet, exclaimed, "How come another monster has appeared? Is it a Tentacle Monster? So disgusting! Slimy!"
—Tentacle Monster!
This term undoubtedly caught Chen Fan's attention. In this world, if there were still mobile Tentacle Monsters around, aside from that Monster Teacher, who else could it be?
But how did this creature end up in a scene with Spider-Man and Iron Man?
Could it be... no way... was there some sort of purpose? It couldn't possibly be planning to turn Kurt Connors' mutated Lizard into a target, right? Didn't they already say that thing was not edible?
"Let me see!" Chen Fan leaned closer, resting his little head in Tang Xin'er's embrace. His golden hair fell softly against the girl's arm, ticklish and tingling, with a strange fragrance wafting through the air.
If an unattractive or older man dared to do this, Tang Xin'er would have let him taste the fist of a martial arts master. However, the one nestled in her arms was an adorable little boy who resembled a perfect pillow, so everything felt natural.
Hmm, this hair is so smooth! Hmm! And this skin is so tender!
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