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Xia Shengyang, with a grim expression, simply shut down his computer.
This advertisement was just too vulgar and shameless; he could hardly bear to look at it.
Comfortably lying on the sofa, Xia Shengyang pulled out his phone. He opened the app Weakness, intending to find a couple of sisters to alleviate his boredom.
After sending out two red envelopes in the group, he noticed that no one had come to claim them, which struck him as odd.
"Where have all the sisters gone? Even Py-chan is missing..."
Bored and restless, Xia Shengyang had no choice but to wait for the sisters to come online while browsing through a few subscribed public accounts for some entertainment.
As an otaku, he had subscribed to several accounts related to the anime world. Each of these accounts was more outrageous than the last, often featuring cute characters that were increasingly adorable. Xia Shengyang loved all of it.
Clicking into one public account, he immediately spotted a freshly pushed message.
"Wow, an update this early?"
The title was right up his alley!
"He took me to the cinema and wanted me to accompany him..."
"Tsk tsk, what a catchy title!" Xia Shengyang mused about the decline of societal standards as he clicked on the headline.
Once inside, he discovered that there was even a video attached, with a thumbnail showcasing a pair of enticingly seductive legs in stockings.
"How explosive!"
Xia Shengyang sighed as he grabbed a bottle of Nutritional Express. On a whim, he also tore off a few meters of tissue and set it aside.
With a 4G network speed, the video loaded quickly.
Those beautiful legs kept swaying, and then, the face above them appeared…
A burly man!
And this rough-looking guy was someone Xia Shengyang actually recognized!
"Where's my Greasy Girlfriend? Come join me for some fun!"
"No girlfriend? What movie are you watching? Your time is precious; come to the cinema to find your very own special girlfriend! Silicone Girlfriend, click to claim! I'm Soulmate, waiting for you at the cinema on November 1st!"
Xia Shengyang: "…"
His hands trembled with frustration; he wished he could dive into the screen and give this guy named Soulmate a piece of his mind!
Why was this guy still around?
Soulmate, oh Soulmate, I want to cry out in anger!
He quickly closed the video and took a sip of Nutritional Express to calm himself down.
Glancing through the rest of the article, he realized that this disgustingly annoying advertisement was actually a promotional ad for a movie.
"I Am Red Riding Hood, I Love the Big Bad Wolf? What kind of movie is this?"
If this were an advertisement for a silly web game, Xia Shengyang would have likely closed it immediately.
But since this was an advertisement for a movie, Xia Shengyang's interest was piqued.
Usually, movies tend to boast about their grandeur, making this approach seem rather unusual!
The Public Account Operator also shared their thoughts on the film.
"When it comes to movies utilizing internet promotion, this isn't the first one. But I've never seen one that feels so down-to-earth. I strongly recommend 'I Am Red Riding Hood, I Love the Big Bad Wolf.' This autumn, it's a must-see!"
"Is it really that good?" Xia Shengyang murmured thoughtfully.
He was quite familiar with this Public Account Operator; even if they were promoting something for a major sponsor, they usually just went through the motions and rarely spoke positively about anything.
This was the first time he had seen such a situation.
"Whatever, it's just a movie ticket. How big of a deal can it be?"
Xia Shengyang quickly decided that he would definitely go see it once the movie was released.
He clicked on the pre-sale page in the advertisement and checked the ticket price.
"What the hell, really? The Strongest Sci-Fi Pure Love Movie on Shit?"
Was that a typo? This was the first thought of Xia Shengyang.
It should be "The First in History," but the promotional sister mistakenly typed it as "Shit on Top," which was quite embarrassing.
"10? Not bad. If they dare to promote 'The First in History' with 'Special Effects,' it must be worth that price."
With plenty of money and a newfound interest, Xia Shengyang quickly reserved a ticket for the premiere.
"I want to see just how amazing this strongest 'Special Effects' in history really is."
...
In a dimly lit bathroom of a residential area in the capital, Ding Chaoxin was covering his backside, looking terrified at the two men in black sunglasses standing before him.
"Brothers, I've already sent out what you asked for. Look, isn't it..."
That's right, Ding Chaoxin was the operator of that public account.
He had taken on an advertisement from Charlie and was planning to brush it off when these two men in black suddenly appeared in his home.
Then, without any reason, they dragged him into the neighboring bathroom and... well, you know what happened!
"What a disgrace! As a dignified man, I can't believe they... sob sob..." Just thinking about what had happened made Ding Chaoxin feel utterly heartbroken.
The wildflowers were just beginning to bloom, and then came the thunder. After the thunder, only withered flowers remained!
Wuwuwu...
...
Seeing Ding Chaoxin in a state of utter disarray, the two Sunglasses Men nodded and turned to leave.
Unexpectedly, the previously sobbing Ding Chaoxin grabbed hold of the two, incredulously asking, "You're just leaving like this?"
The leading Sunglasses Man coldly replied, "What? You think this isn't enough?"
"No, no, no..."
Ding Chaoxin quickly shook his head, then looked at the two with shy eyes, hesitantly saying, "Um, could you leave a contact number...?"
"..."
Wiping the cold sweat from his forehead, and under the strange gaze of his companion, the Sunglasses Man left behind his Weakness number.
As they exited the area, he took off his sunglasses and Soul Mix grimaced as if he were constipated. "What the hell! It's fine for the clan leader to act, but why did that guy Soul Sphere have to come too? Do we really have to offer ourselves up to these guys?"
Beside him, Soul Days also removed his sunglasses and helplessly said, "But Boss isn't here anymore. You didn't have to come if you didn't want to."
"But this is just too disgusting! I mean, just smell this; it stinks!"
Soul Days leaned in closer, lowered his head to sniff for a moment, then covered his nose and frowned. "Yeah, it really does stink. How about we wash up before heading to the next place?"
"Good idea, let's go find a restroom and clean ourselves up."
Thus, within the public restrooms of the capital, a rumor spread: "It is said that there are two three-headed, six-armed individuals who roam among the major men's restrooms! They are everywhere, specifically targeting solitary young men with cruel methods. After each encounter, they always wash their tools clean at the sink, revealing satisfied smiles. They are none other than the infamous Mountain Chrysanthemum Hero and the onlooker known as Buttock Supporter."
Wherever these two went, there was nothing but despair and cries of anguish.
The entire capital was permeated with an unmistakable scent. Countless innocent and kind-hearted neighborhood youths fell victim to misfortune.
This was truly dark. Countless Otaku quietly settled their utility bills for the coming years and then stayed home, shutting themselves away.
Later, Li Hong decided to commemorate those who had fallen in this plight by adding a phrase at the end of every Sweet Potato Films production.
"To suffer and yet find joy, a man may never know true love."
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