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Ignoring the three Bailiffs who had already fallen into madness, Li Hong rode his steed, singing a cheerful tune as he galloped away, leaving the Bailiffs far behind.
"Face the wind!"
"Woo woo woo..."
A loud roar echoed, signaling that Li Hong... had fallen off his horse.
Lying on the grass, Li Hong's face was filled with melancholy.
Riding a horse was so difficult; how could those heroes ride for days and still go on to battle their arch-enemies?
Just as Li Hong struggled to get back on the horse, the creature nestled in his armpit finally swallowed the clump of dirt whole.
"Burp... I... I can... burp... take you flying... burp!" the creature mumbled drowsily.
Li Hong's eyes lit up, and he quickly patted the creature's belly to help with its indigestion. Eagerly, he said, "Then hurry up and take me flying!"
"Don't rush... I... I need to rest for a bit," the creature swayed as it spoke.
Watching the creature roll its eyes and wobble unsteadily, Li Hong grew anxious. He shook the creature vigorously and urged, "Hey Old Driver, don’t hang up yet! You haven’t even started driving!"
Sensing that things were not looking good for the creature, Li Hong quickly lifted it upside down and gave it a shake. Unfortunately, while drool spilled everywhere, none of the dirt clump it had eaten came out.
"Hey, hey, hey, no way! Is it really going to die from eating dirt? Author Bacteria has been eating dirt for months without any issues!" Li Hong said in confusion.
It was still a mini version of Gorzan, yet it had collapsed after just eating a clump of dirt.
Gradually, the creature, resembling Gorzan, began to stiffen and then turned as cold as ice.
"Is this it? Is it really dead?" Li Hong lifted the creature to take a closer look, still unsure.
To determine whether these monsters were truly dead or not, one usually looked for Ultraman's energy beams. If Ultraman fired a beam, it was pretty much over for the monster. If not, there was still a chance for rescue.
But with the creature in this state, how could Li Hong tell if it was really dead?
"Forget it, I'll send you on your way."
The colorful timer on his chest lit up, gathering Dilashium energy as he formed an L shape with his arms.
A beam of light shot out from Li Hong's right arm, its color a fiery orange. With overwhelming justice, it surged toward the creature on the ground.
"Zai Peli Ao Ray!"
However, before Li Hong could finish his dramatic pose, the creature suddenly flipped over and stood upright.
Hong the Ultraman: "???"
How could this be? I was already preparing my finishing move, and you just revived like a cheat coin?
Even more astonishingly, after standing up, the creature's size instantly surged.
In just a few breaths, the tiny creature that had once fit in the palm of a hand had grown to several meters tall.
"What the hell, a monster doll?" Li Hong exclaimed.
How could this damn thing grow even bigger?
The monster continued to expand, and in the time it took to brew a cup of tea, it transformed into... a Gorzan!
If the previous creature merely resembled Gorzan, this one was indistinguishable from it.
If there was any difference at all, it was that this version looked slightly better than Gorzan's hideously ugly skin.
"This damn thing must be at least several dozen meters tall!" Li Hong gasped as he looked up at the towering monster.
Who would have thought that the cute little creature he had been playing with just moments ago would suddenly turn into the ancient beast Gorzan?
Seeing Li Hong below, the monster quickly extended its massive hand toward him.
Without hesitation, Li Hong stepped onto the palm that was as large as a basketball court.
As the hand lifted him up, Li Hong found himself on top of the monster's comb-like head, which could emit ultrasonic beams.
He patted the rough-skinned creature beneath him and remarked, "Damn it, after watching Ultraman for so many years, this is the first time I've touched a living monster."
The monster had grown larger, but its voice remained that of a cheerful child. It chirped brightly, "I've gotten so much stronger! I can shoot beams and absorb energy now!"
"This doesn't make sense. You didn't spend any money, how could you possibly get stronger?" Li Hong muttered.
The monster replied in a muffled voice, "I don't know either. After I ate that piece of dirt, I felt a surge of energy transforming my body, and then I became what I am now."
Li Hong looked as if he had been struck by lightning, his face blank with disbelief.
"Eating dirt can make you stronger?"
"It seems so!" the monster said.
Li Hong instantly went wild, throwing his head back and laughing, "Hahaha, Papa Ma, you were wrong! You were completely wrong! You really can get stronger without spending any money!"
"That probably isn't just any ordinary dirt," explained the entity above them, 404.
Li Hong nodded; he knew that much. If eating dirt could truly make one stronger, then Author Bacteria would be on the verge of ascension by now.
"You guys should hurry back and take a look. I'll analyze the structure of that divine soil," 404 suggested.
"Hehe, Gorzan, let's go."
With that, Li Hong hopped along with the monster beneath him, which resembled an ancient beast, as they made their way back to the spot where they had fed the monster the dirt.
The monster had grown larger, making travel much easier.
In just a few leaps, the duo arrived at the previous location.
This place was unmistakably where Li Hong had encountered the Old Farmer and the monster before.
Li Hong jumped down from the monster and quickly walked toward the spot where he had stood earlier. He searched around and finally found a few pieces of unusual dark, nameless soil.
Holding one of these soil chunks, Li Hong felt a surge of excitement.
Would eating this make him constipated?
Or perhaps it was a divine substance, ensuring no risk of constipation?
Suppressing his urge to eat it, Li Hong tossed it to the 404 above him.
404 caught the chunk and examined it for a moment before saying, "So it's this thing; that's not surprising."
"What is this thing?" Li Hong asked.
"Oh, this is the yellow clay used by Nuwa to mold people," 404 replied nonchalantly.
Li Hong was taken aback. He had suspected that this soil had an extraordinary origin, but he never imagined it would be something so powerful.
"Can I eat it?" Upon learning about the origin of the soil, Li Hong naturally became concerned about whether it was edible.
If he could eat it, wouldn't that mean he struck gold?
He didn't need to become like the monster; at the very least, it could cure his kidney deficiency, right?
"You're overthinking it," 404 scoffed. "You're human; eating that stuff is just like eating human flesh. What good would it do?"
"But how did the monsters get so strong after eating it?" Li Hong pressed.
"This doesn't make sense. The monsters can eat dirt and become stronger, so why can't I?"
"What does it matter? They're not human. Eating that stuff is like consuming a treasure from the earth. You were formed from that very substance; eating it won't help you."
With that, 404 unapologetically stuffed the dark clump of soil into his mouth piece by piece.
Li Hong continued to protest, "Hey, that's not fair! I want to eat dirt and get stronger too!"
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