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"The second option, I have prepared a Cross-Dressing Hero, an ugly Non-Human Hero, and a Heroine. The goal is to subtly make him start liking the Cross-Dressing Hero among these three heroes."
Li Hong broke into a cold sweat. Had Mark awakened some indescribable talent?
"I know the third option; it's all Cross-Dressing Hero, right?" Without waiting for Mark to explain, Li Hong asked.
Mark nodded and explained, "Then I'll go with the fourth option! Generally, the fourth option is only chosen by female players and perverted male players. Therefore, we have specially prepared a set of exquisitely modeled heroes to give to players who choose this option."
Li Hong thought for a moment and suddenly asked, "But won't this differentiated hero gifting cause imbalance in the game?"
"Not at all."
Mark denied it. "The heroes we give away are all worth 4 gold coins in the shop. No matter which option they choose, the total value of the heroes they receive is always 1 gold coin. Of course, for some twisted fun, I included the three heroes with higher gameplay appeal in the third option. If players want to obtain these three heroes for free, they must accept that they are playing as a cross-dresser."
"Such good intentions..." Li Hong was left speechless.
Mark had indeed awakened some indescribable talent; just look at how skillfully he played this cross-dressing game.
Li Hong quickly passed through the Newbie Training Camp and prepared to play a match against AI to relieve boredom. Coincidentally, Loli stealthily pushed open the door and walked in.
Unfortunately, Li Hong, engrossed in the game, didn't notice that Loli had already come up beside him.
It wasn't until he finished repairing a cannon and felt his sleeve being gently tugged that he saw Loli's aggrieved face.
"What’s up?" Li Hong asked curiously.
Loli pouted and murmured, "Uncle, I'm hungry..."
"Uh..."
Looking at the wave of minions about to enter the tower on the screen, Li Hong suddenly remembered that he hadn't brought Loli anything to eat. It was already afternoon, and Loli was still waiting for him with an empty stomach.
Li Hong slapped himself hard and muttered, "What a useless person. My teammate is still waiting for me; how can I get distracted?"
With that, he immediately threw himself back into the slaughter of the bots.
Loli watched in utter disbelief, thinking he might come to his senses and take her out for food. To her surprise, he just continued playing the game.
There was nothing she could do but listen to her stomach growling as she waited patiently by his side.
Twenty minutes later, Li Hong finally ended the match with a score of 0-9-1.
"If it weren't for my teammates surrendering, I could have at least gotten one kill..."
Glancing at the time, it seemed like it was mealtime. Li Hong decided he wouldn't play any longer; if he did, Loli would really starve.
He shut down the computer and took Loli by the hand, heading downstairs to a nearby restaurant.
Li Hong couldn't cook, and since Loli was still growing, eating instant noodles all the time wasn't good for her. With no other options, it seemed they had no choice but to eat out.
Sitting in the chair waiting for the food to arrive, Li Hong advised Loli, "You still need to learn how to cook, or else there won't be any boys wanting to marry you in the future."
"I'm not getting married, so why should I care about that?" Loli replied irritably.
"Oh, still talking back?"
Li Hong chuckled, "You really have no idea about the benefits of marriage. At least if you don't get married, you'll never know that your knees can reach your stomach."
"Knees reaching my stomach?" Loli looked down in confusion.
"Exactly! You see, you didn't even know that?" Li Hong grinned.
"Never mind that, when you get married in the future, someone will naturally help you with your knees."
Loli responded with an "oh," then raised her head and stared blankly at Li Hong, asking, "So you can't help me with that?"
"Pfft..." Li Hong, who was drinking water, was instantly startled and quickly waved his hands. "I can't do that! I've never done it before; how could I help you?"
Just then, the restaurant's Boss Lady came over with a plate of food and smiled, "What are you talking about?"
Before Li Hong could respond, Loli chirped back, "My dad can help me with my knees reaching my stomach!"
"Cough cough..."
Boss Lady felt her legs weaken, nearly dropping the plate in her hands. She shot a disdainful look at Li Hong, as if she wished she could skin him alive.
Li Hong was sweating profusely, cursing himself for being so foolish. It was one thing to joke around with others, but how could he have said such things to Loli?
Now, he was left speechless, suffering in silence.
With an awkward smile, he managed to send away the unfriendly Boss Lady. Li Hong quickly leaned closer to Loli, reminding her softly, “Yuchen, you can't say things like that casually in the future.”
“……”
Suddenly, there was a loud crash!
Turning around, Li Hong saw the chubby Boss staring blankly at him while holding a plate of side dishes.
It dawned on Li Hong that he and Loli had been whispering too closely together. From the Boss's angle, it looked as if Li Hong was embracing Loli and doing something inappropriate.
“Ahem… So, um, has my Spicy Sliced Beef and Ox Tongue in Chili Sauce arrived yet?” Li Hong quickly masked his embarrassment and asked the Boss.
“Spicy Sliced Beef and Ox Tongue in Chili Sauce?”
The Boss sneered and replied, “We don't have that. But we do have a plate of scum fragments; would you like to try some?”
Li Hong: “……”
"Damn it, what's with that envious and jealous expression on your face? Loli is my daughter, not yours. What's with that look?" Li Hong silently complained.
"Alright, alright, I'm just joking with my daughter. Do you really think I'm some kind of perverted father?"
Boss Lady emerged from the kitchen with the last dish, coldly stating, "Just by looking at you, I can tell you're not a good person."
With that, Boss Lady slammed the dish onto the table, snorted, and returned to the kitchen.
This meal was undoubtedly the worst Li Hong had ever eaten.
The rice from Loli was perfectly fine, but the rice he served himself had a rancid smell.
Without needing to think, Li Hong could guess that this was the work of the restaurant owners.
Not wanting to argue with these unreasonable people, Li Hong set down his bowl and decided not to eat anymore.
When it came time to settle the bill, Li Hong's face darkened instantly.
For three damn dishes, a few side dishes, and a plate of chili, they charged him ten?
"You've gone too far! Do you believe I won't report you?" Li Hong snapped angrily.
The owner shot him a glance and replied nonchalantly, "Perverted father price, no discounts."
"What the hell, you... don't push me too far! I've seen prices that make you want to jump off a building, prices that make you spit blood, and prices that are as cheap as cabbage, but what the hell is this 'ghost father' price supposed to mean?"
As soon as Li Hong finished speaking, the boss's wife from the back kitchen approached him with a gleaming cleaver in hand and smiled faintly at him.
Wiping the cold sweat from his forehead, he cursed these two in his heart, but Li Hong still obediently handed over the money.
There was no choice; that big knife was not far from his neck. If these two got a little dazed and let the knife drop, what would he do?
The only fortunate thing was that he inadvertently witnessed a scene.
Taking advantage of his distraction, the couple secretly slipped the fifteen hundred yuan to a nearby Loli.
"Good people, but unfortunately this 'ghost father' price really hurt me!" Li Hong thought to himself as he walked out of the restaurant.
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