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In Sea City, Piao Duan Diao sat in front of his computer, muttering to himself.
"Guys, is this really the New Hero?"
Looking at the already selected hero section, Piao Duan Diao remarked with some disdain, "This New Hero seems interesting. It must be a bug from Riot; I didn't see this hero in the test server."
As he glanced at the barrage of comments on the screen, he chatted casually with the viewers in the livestream.
He was a streamer, specifically a game streamer for Goddess Alliance. In this life, Goddess Alliance was even more popular than Li Hong had imagined. Within just a few months, millions of players had flocked to it. Such a vast market naturally gave rise to the profession of Goddess Alliance game streamers.
Among them, Piao Duan Diao was one of the more successful streamers. Although he couldn't compare to other Goddess Alliance streamers with millions of followers, he was still considered a relatively big name.
Today, Piao Duan Diao had originally been playing ranked matches, but viewers in the chat informed him that a new New Hero had been released in Goddess Alliance and looked really impressive, urging him to give it a try.
Unable to resist the audience's requests, Piao Duan Diao decided to end his ranked match early and purchased the New Hero named Li Hong from the game store.
At that moment, he wasn't playing in ranked mode; Piao Duan Diao didn't dare use an unfamiliar hero in ranked matches. The current ranked points were hard to earn, and what if he messed up? Considering these factors, he opted for a regular match instead.
"The name of this New Hero is so strange—what's this Supreme Humiliation Li Hong? I've never heard of that name before."
"Riot has a consistent pattern; it must be named after some designer."
"But I've never heard of a designer named Li Hong at Riot!"
Piao Duan Diao naturally took note of the comments flooding in from the livestream. While waiting for the game to start, he opened his computer's built-in search engine and typed in "Riot Li Hong," then hit enter.
"Hold on, everyone. Let me check who this Li Hong is at Riot."
Soon, the search engine provided the answer for Piao Duan Diao. Looking at the answer displayed on the screen, Piao Duan Diao chuckled, "Alright, the answer is out. This Li Hong is actually the Boss of Riot. My goodness, the designer who created this hero really has guts to tease their own Boss like this."
"666, designer gets an extra chicken leg for dinner!"
"I just want to say, well done!"
"With a company that blackens its Boss, Riot is truly unbeatable!"
"From the fury of the employees!"
Amidst the banter in the livestream, a comment caught Piao Duan Diao's attention.
"Teacher Piao, why can't I use this hero after purchasing it? System Notification: This hero is temporarily unavailable for selection, please try again later."
Curiously, Piao Duan Diao asked, "Brother, what's going on? How could you not be able to use it?"
After finishing that sentence, Piao Duan Diao noticed that many viewers were sending the same comment in the chat. He stroked his chin thoughtfully and said, "Is everyone experiencing this? Then it can't be a network issue. It must be a bug. If everyone can't play, it's fine; just watch me play for now."
As he spoke, the game finished loading and entered Summoner's Gorge.
Still in the fountain, a teammate typed in the public chat, "Hey, what hero is this? I've never seen it before."
Since Goddess Alliance had been out for a while, everyone was already familiar with the faces of the heroes. However, despite playing for so long, they had never encountered this unique hero, Li Hong.
"How did you get the Jeans and Happy Sheep Shirt without skin?" someone on the other side sent a message asking.
Piao Duan Diao smiled at the viewers in the livestream and said, "Everyone seems to be more interested in New Hero. Alright then, I'll represent everyone's wishes and show you some cool moves with this hero."
In response to the teammates' inquiries on the game chat, Piao Duan Diao casually replied a couple of lines before heading out of the fountain while using Q Skill.
Arriving in front of the High Ground Tower, Piao Duan Diao moved the mouse over to the Q key, marveling at the skill description: "Wow, this hero is really something; even the Yingying Fist is out!"
Then, with a chuckle, Piao Duan Diao made his way to mid lane and quietly pressed the Q key against the enemy Prince who had just left his base.
In an instant, Li Hong leaped forward in the game, his fists swinging like meteors. The Prince was caught off guard and before he could react, he fell to the ground.
Afterward, Li Hong, without any shame, climbed onto the Prince and relentlessly swung his Yingying Iron Fist down upon him.
Once he regained his status, the Prince found himself down to half health in the blink of an eye. He quickly flashed away to create distance and typed in chat, "What the hell, this hero is so disgusting; he actually knocked me down!"
Piao Duan Diao chuckled and was about to reply when a message suddenly appeared in the public chat.
【Everyone】Supreme Humiliation (Piao Duan Diao): So what if I knocked you down? Not satisfied? Come at me again! Trash!
Piao Duan Diao's fingers trembled slightly as he looked at Mike in disbelief and said, "Wait, what is this? I didn't even move my hands; how did I type that?"
Since he always had his camera on during the livestream, the viewers could clearly see this bizarre scene. Piao Duan Diao had just opened the chat box without doing anything, yet a message was sent automatically.
"666, that's impressive!"
“New Hero comes with a roasting skill?”
“Annual Most Bizarre Scene!”
“Buy a New Hero, comes with a roasting script!”
The prince across the way was also taken aback, and it took him a while to regain his composure. He typed, “Teacher Piao, I consider myself your fan, but I never expected you to be this kind of person! This is the last time I’m calling you Teacher Piao, unfollowing you now, goodbye!”
“Fan -1!” Seeing this situation, teammates quickly chimed in.
Piao Duan Diao panicked and hurriedly typed, “Bro, I was wrong. I don’t know what happened; that was completely an accident.”
But just as he was about to send that message, another one popped up in the public chat.
【Everyone】Supreme Humiliation (Piao Duan Diao): A trash is still a trash; if you can’t even handle this little bit of psychological pressure, how dare you call yourself my fan? Get lost, stop embarrassing yourself!
Looking at the unsent apology message in the chat box, Piao Duan Diao was utterly dumbfounded. The viewers in the live stream witnessed this unfold before their eyes; everyone was stunned for a moment before erupting into chaos.
“What the hell, this New Hero is amazing!”
“Invincible! Teacher Piao can’t wash this off even if he jumped into the Yellow River!”
“New Hero is so cool, don’t stop me, I’m rushing to buy some vouchers!”
“I want one too! This Damn it roasts better than I do!”
Looking at the teasing comments in the livestream, Piao Duan Diao said with a tearful expression, "Brothers, you have to testify for me! I really didn't type a single word, what's going on here?"
"Yes, yes, we'll vouch for you!"
"I can confirm that Piao Duan Diao insulted his fans during the livestream; this is absolutely true!"
"I'll back you up too; you really did type something, I saw it with my own eyes!"
"Teacher Piao is about to cry, hahaha!"
"Well, I guess I'm in a situation where I can't explain myself," Piao Duan Diao said with a bitter smile.
Fortunately, modern livestreams have Video, which at least can prove his innocence. Plus, with all this commotion, who knows how much exposure it will bring? This might actually be a good thing, so Piao Duan Diao wasn't too upset.
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